Monday, November 26, 2012

Kenya Pretends to Cook for Walter


Last night on Real Housewives of Atlanta Kenya Moore fakes a home cooked meal for her dinner date with Walter...

34 comments:

Anonymous said...

She is so beyond pathetic. "I'm trying to make this your house" "5 1/2" "if I could be nine months pregnant right now I would be" The faces he made and his reactions said it all! girl.. HE'S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU!

Anonymous said...

LMAO... ain't even gonna front, been there myself.

Anonymous said...

them trader joes tv dinners taste like a chef hooked that shit up, seriously! get it Kenya, pull every trick out your sleeve girl to get that man! i feel u boo!
what did that 5 comment mean, Im slow..help me out yall

Anonymous said...

if you have to fake cook a salad and pasta you are a useless human being.

Anonymous said...

If you cannot manage to make some pasta and toss a damn salad, you can forget that man marrying you. Hell who am I kidding..even if she cooked like WolfGang Puck that man still wouldn't wife her crazy ass.

Anonymous said...

I'm not going to be like Kenya and lie,but I honestly didn't care that she faked making the dinner. It's the fact that she fabricated for no damn reason. Talking about the "effort" she put into it..marinating chicken and all that bullshit. Couldn't you just microwave the food and shut the faq up? It's not like he complimented the food or asked how you made it. I hate story tellers. Lie but don't make a whole universe out of it.

Anonymous said...

LOL @toss salad.. I'm not sure if you intended to make that pun,but I thoroughly enjoyed that.

Anonymous said...

5 1/2 is her ring size.

Anonymous said...

@11.02AM

Cooking is simple, but properly tossing salad is a whole different ballgame...

Anonymous said...

@11:02 I feel you...its cool if you want to "appear" as if you cooked it but going on and on...please! And that is part of her problem...if you really want to BE that wife etc. then actually learn WHAT you need to do! And I agree dude is not trying to go there with her they don't even seem like they KNEW each other for 2 years let alone dated that long

Anonymous said...

Did they REALLY know each other for 2 years? Or was he just hitting it when she came into town. Then at the end of the weekend promising her that if only she lived closer..and her crazy ass moved there. That's what it seems like to me.

Anonymous said...

11:35 am

yesssss!

Anonymous said...

Look at how pouring that salad dressing is utilizing every brain cell she has. It demands her full concentration..

Anonymous said...

I honestly dont think Walter cares that much about her inability to cook. This unknown person is now on a tv show because of his relationship with her. Just a thought..

Anonymous said...

Kenya ..that man is not all of that. Stop begging.

Anonymous said...

Hey Snitch,you have a spelling error in the title.. I believe you meant PRETEND not PRENTEND

Anonymous said...

Thank God my mother made cooking a priority. I am not here to say shit and man/women, roles or otherwise. I don't buy frozen shit and I don't waste money at a restaurant.

I don't care what anyone has to say, a man loves a woman that can cook.

Anonymous said...

@12:04 I guess that's why I'm not married because I love a man who loves a good restaurant. lol

AlWel said...

LOL yall are hilarious. Seriously though cooking doesn't keep or catch men. I know too many women who can't cook w/ devoted men and too many who can throw down w/o one.

I do want her to do something with them streaks though. Not cute.

Anonymous said...

That entire SCENE was the single most pathetic shyt i have ever seen since womankind was created in the book of Genisis. #EpicFAIL

what i understood after Kenya threw 2 banquets in the microwave and threw some dressing on a Hungry Howies salad was...1. her and this dude have only been dating for 2 months...2 she still insists that she will be marrying and having kids with this dude...and 3 this bytch ain clueless...she is just plain crazy...like coo coo for MF coco puffs crazy, and that ain kute :/

#NeverMentionCynthia'sNameOutChoMouthAgain

Anonymous said...

Last night was hilarious to say the least. Bottom line is that man is not into her the way she is into him. The looks that he was giving her told it all.

Anonymous said...

Walter seems like he just wants to promote his tow service cuz thats all he wears on tv. Walter seems like he wants to run for the hills. She should look into a sperm bank. I don't think she will get a ring.

Anonymous said...

Walter is a paid character for the show. This was part of the contract and the only way she would get a role. Notice that every time you see him he has on a shirt that promotes his business. This man is no way into this microwaving stunt queen. Trust and believe...

Anonymous said...

If the puSsy is good, he might just stick around. He will try to mould her into how he wants her to be.

TheFashionLounge2 said...

Team Ashy or Team Classy?

Kenya your trying to hard to get a man, stay on this show. I believe he is an actor because if he always looks completely un-interested

Anonymous said...

I agree with @11:35! Dumb piece of azz, cuz that's all she is!

Anonymous said...

She is no different from what alot of women do. They try to act like the wife without actually being one doing what they think men want. That is why it never works out. Kandi is making that mistake too. Why buy the cow when the milk is free

Anonymous said...

In other news, the Georgia school system has failed Porsha. First off its a 'Freudian Slip' not a 'Fraudulent Slip'. Second, a year has 365 days not 265... dumbass

TruthBeTold said...

Fake bitch ! When he marries you and realizes he got a lemon ( bitch can't cook) he should be free and clear to leave your ass due to fake advertisement
thats why i stay myself during dating, what you see is what you get..but its all good so HAaay!

TruthBeTold said...

To the comment about some women who can't cook having devoted men , they may be or it may just seem that way and really girl if given the choice everyone would chose a partner that can cook. A restaurant is fine and dandy but when its -30 outside and you just wanna stay home ,chill and eat good food there is nothing like a great home cook.

Mmmm mmmm

Anonymous said...

There is somebody for everybody. Even crackheads find lovers. And on that note, I think Kenya should move on to someone else. Possibly someone who really gives a damn about her. Hee heeee!!!

Anonymous said...

To state that Kenya doesn't have a man b/c she can't cook. No, Kenya doesn't have a man b/c she's crazy, desperate, I mean this hunty really told him she wishes she could be 9 months pregnant. If you are not married or engaged that's like telling a guy you're bipolar. Porscha might have burnt them biscuits, but seriously men don't just date women b/c they can cook. What about personality, not being a total bitch etc. And I really don't care for either one, Porscha is an airhead. But my point is she doesn't come across as intentionally trying to be a total bitch. Plus, I can't stand Kenya's contacts flickering her eyeballs, it just looks weird. Kenya is jealous and bitter, did you see the look on her face when Kordell came to the fund raising saying my beautiful wife this and that. She's just so stank, I don't get how anyone stans for this chick, she's entertainment b/c she's a nut, and that's all I like about her. And what good is a damn sperm bank when menopause is knocking on your door? Does she even have any eggs left?? Shit, God probably doesn't want that crazy lady to be a mother. It's probably meant to be.

Anonymous said...

Kenya pot hold face ass needs to go! I am not enjoying her messiness, she is rather embarrassing if you ask me, fake booty and all!

Anonymous said...

Anon@1040am; THANK YOU!!!!! I can't stand this woman. It just goes to show that she ain't got nuffin goin on if she can't cook 'her man' an ACTUAL home cooked meal!! You would think that after meeting her family, she would've taken the hint that Walter isn't going to be rushed into marriage since he's already been married before. This is nothing but another 'Jim and Chrissy' moment.

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