Wednesday, January 30, 2013

Rick Ross Hires 24 Hour Security


If Rick Ross staged his drive by shooting like 50 Cent suggests [click here if you missed that], he sure is going all out to keep the gag going...

Rick Ross has been receiving death threats for a while, most notably from the Gangster Disciples of North Carolina [click here if you missed that], but apparently he never thought he was in any real danger.

Well, he thought wrong.

According to reports Rick Ross has hired 24 hour armed guards for protection after an assisination attempt on his life in Fort Lauderdale last week.

74 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nigga don't need no damn security. All he has to do is flash that revolting tattooed buddha belly and that should keep everybody away.

Anonymous said...

So there are no pictures of him wearing a shirt?
We, the public, value our eyesight and do not wish to see this eyesore (tattooed body).

*Side Eye From Hell* said...

He looks as if he smells like shit, black n milds and armpit funk. Just...look hella musty and stank. The most delicates of fabrics wearing nigga MY ASS. That nigga need to be wearing draws made out of burlap.

Anonymous said...

COME ON NOW!!!!

Yo Bitch, how many times we gotta keep beggin you to stop with showing pictures of this fool with out his tent on?

I dont need to taste my breakfast two times ok!

Anonymous said...

THE COMMENTS ARE HILARIOUS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@ Side eye from hell

Burlap draws doh? you aint shit! LOL!

Anonymous said...

How about hiring a nutritionist and a dietitian! Fat ass motherfucker!

Anonymous said...

Why does this grizzly bear motherfucker INSIST ON offending folks by taking damn near every pic SHIRTLESS? Aint shit sexy about that pubic hair faced, fat, walrus built douche bag. For real, Snitch...stop posting pics of this blubber butted bastard shirtless before I blow chunks!

Anonymous said...

Look at his sagging moobs! This nigga need to go put on a bra, he looks like he been breast feeding!

Anonymous said...

Fat bastard I thought you were the BAWSE.

TRACY LOVE GOD 4 EVER .. said...

Ross, you need to go on a diet and lose some weight because, that extra weight Isn't Good for your Health. It is written, Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.
**
Good Health!

Anonymous said...

His moods are pointing in the position of an off light switch.

Anonymous said...

Get in my BELLY

Anonymous said...

LMAO!!
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Anonymous said...

the boob on the left is so heavy it collapsed on it's self. you cant even see the nipple!

Anonymous said...

This nigga really think he's sexy. He don't need no dam security, we do from him

Anonymous said...

I'm DYING at "with out his tent on"

Anonymous said...

Wonder if the BAWSE keeps mothballs under his moobs so they stay fresh.

Lovely said...

I don't believe any of this! And wtf is he at with that disco ball hanging low like that? Why is it ok for him to go out in public like that? Wouldn't a woman be arrested for doing the same thing with the same exact body parts? ugh too many questions...

Anonymous said...

This man is walking birth control...eww...musty tits

Anonymous said...

if you a boss where yo goons at.

niggas stop frontin. we all scared to die why glorify that shit. this nigga body count is 0 so why he glorifying it. if you a real boss and really bout that life. what real nigga will hire security. real niggas will chalk it up as your success took a shot at you (well 24 shots) or they would get on that slab and ride out on whoever got buck.I tell you like this you hire security they aint dying for you.

Anonymous said...

so like when he getting it, do you hear his titties slapping against his stomach or slapping together? ewww....just made my self a little sick there.

Anonymous said...

That Jabba the Hut body has me shook...

Some women find him sexy, I find him disgusting.

Anonymous said...

Are the guarding him from the fridge too? He might need more manpower for that.

Anonymous said...

His security team need to barricade the rhino at the nearest Jenny Craig.

Anonymous said...

His navel is giving me the fear

Anonymous said...

ONLY THE DUMBEST OF THE DUMB WOULD BELIEVE THAT RICK ROSS HASN'T ALREADY HAD 24 HOUR SECURITY.

Lovely said...

Who set through hours of tatting this mofo? who I say who?

Anonymous said...

Oh nigga please you don't need no security - everybody knows bullets bounce off your belly....and anything that ricochette's gets caught under your tits nigga bye....

Anonymous said...

omg these comments are making my day!!!!

Anonymous said...

@Lovely

you must be in my head cause every thing you said is exactly what I've been thinking! at least Im not the only one.

Anonymous said...

His navel opening is so huge that it's the gaping mouth of the skull tattoo. Ewwwwwwww!

Anonymous said...

Didn't he say, He got a choppa in the car.... well somebody LIED!!!! LMAOOOO. I love me some Rosay but really come on.. where is that choppa??

Anonymous said...

He is on MTO running like a girl to the car with white women with guns holding a phone. They say Prison Guards are the scarryest(sp ck) as shit people is the reason they get those jobs.

Bee Gee said...

Hire a bra

Anonymous said...

LOL

Anonymous said...

@ Bee Gee

Im thinking he easily a size C! plus he got that whole asymetric thing going on. left side bigger than the right.

Anonymous said...

OMG KEEP ON COMMENTING YOU ARE MAKING MY DAY THIS STUFF IS TOO FUNNY!!!!

Bee Gee said...

Lol @ 2:43. I need one of these chocolate bunnies that Ross rolls around with to gather the courage and tell son that pics like this are not cool. At all.

Sidnenote: I bet when the cops on Ricky's detail sit around and tell cop stories, that nigga gone be like "Yup..yup..that shit is true"

Anonymous said...

IT'S TIME TO TELL THE TRUTH & SHAME THE DEVIL BEYONCE!!!

Beyonce need to admit that she "USED" President Obama AND Pres Bush in 2001 to CHASE FAME! Beyonce PURPOSELY "STOLE' the thunder from PRES OBAMA at his inauguration after BEGGING to PERFROM the GRAND FINALE!

Beyounce "PLAYED" our President Barack Obama and his family just like she PLAYED everyone else to ALWAYS STEAL THE SPOTLIGHT until they are NO LONGER FAMOUS or in OFFICE like PRESIDENT BUSH "unless' SHE IS loyal to the BUSH'S from her HOME STATE that caused her to PHUCK up PRESIDENT OBAMA & DEMOCRATS INAUGURATION for PAYBACK from the REPUBLICAN'S or just for her simple minded QUEST FOR FAME at ANY HISTORIC COST.

Beyonce DUMPED OPRAH after she was no longer on Mainstream television.

BEYONCE is walk over the DEVIL himself to get FAME just like she jumped out there with BLUE IVY'S pictures for the GRAMMY'S but WHITNEY HOUSTON'S DEATH took away that SPOTLIGHT.


If you want to know what BEYONCE DOES NEXT...Just look at over the years what CIARA, JENNIFER LOPEZ & RIHANNA did FIRST.

Ciara did "LIKE A BOY" Beyonce did "IF I WERE A BOY"

Jennifer Lopez did "WHAT A FEELING" then BEYONCE did "CRAZY IN LOVE"

Jennifer Lopez made history with #1 Movie & #1 Album AT SAME TIME now BEYONCE is chasing that record.

Jennifer Lopez dated BUFFY and BLEW UP TO FAME then BEYONCE dated JAY Z to BLOW UP WITH FAME.

If you look at it that BEYONCE is bleaching and beginning to LOOK LIKE her IDOL JENNIFER LOPEZ and said she WISHED she was HISPANIC!

Rihanna named MOST SEXIEST then BEYONCE "PAID' to be named MOST SEXIEST after RIHANNA.

Jennifer Lopez named MOST BEAUTIFUL in PEOPLE'S MAG 2011 then BEYONCE "PAID" to be named MOST BEAUTIFUL by PEOPLE 2012.

Jennifer Lopez did MOVIE "ENOUGH" then BEYONCE did movie "OBSESSED" like JENNIFER LOPEZ.

RIHANNA did GQ SPREAD then BEYONCE a few months later just recently did GQ SPREAD.


BEYONCE only wish is to be JENNIFER LOPEZ and she HATES "RIHANNA" with a passion because her HUSBAND JAY-Z will KILL ANYBODY over his FIRST "CLAIMED" daughter RIHANNA.

Just pay attention to how JAY Z is ALWAYS running to RIHANNA'S defense that BEYONCE CAN'T STAND. Listen to the song "RING THE ALARM" "DANGEROUSLY IN LOVE" and most importantly "BEAUTIFUL LIAR" for that is BEYONCE!

Again BEYONCE & HER MOMMA "SOLD" her SOUL to PERFORM at President Bush 2001 Inauguration to capture the FAME of REPUBLICANS and her LOYALTY to PRES BUSH from her OWN STATE.

Here is PROOF of BEYONCE MAKING HISTORY for PERFORMING at REPUBLICAN BUSH 2001 Inauguration and now at DEMOCRAT PRES BARACK OBAMA'S INAUGURATION.

http://www.superiorpics.com/destinys_child/interviews.html

Anonymous said...

YALL GOT JOKES FOR DAYS!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@3:19: BITCH WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? WE'RE TALKING ABOUT RICK RAWSE. HOW THE FUCK YOU GET ALL OFF TOPIC?!

Anonymous said...

Eww @ how his breasts lap and lay on his stomach.

In danger, he should be able to tuck his legs behind his head (i.e. the movie "Hook")-and roll over his attackers.

-N(dot)

Anonymous said...

It scares me how crazy mofo's just hijack a blog with Beyonce shit - we talking bout Rick Ross black hole for a belly button and his massive mammories this bitch gonna come on here and write a 3 page saga about beyonce, just start an i hate beyonce site and call it a day and let us get back to talking about ricky rosas lack of a penis cause he rolled over in the night and suffocated it.

Anonymous said...

I wonder if he sprinkles cornstarch under those bad fellas on hot days to absorb the moisture. Hmm....

Anonymous said...

Rick Ross belly is 1170 feet above sea level....

melanie rene said...

@3:57 bang-a-rang rufio! you HELLA stupid. you just took me way back with that comment!

Lovely said...

putting bling on a pig dont make it sexy!

Anonymous said...

I bet he smell like old cheese and feet underneath his big, black saggy bitch tiddies.

Anonymous said...

Disgusting! And there are females that will fuck this nasty gargantuan. He looks like that dude on weird science after he got turned into a pile of shit.

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Anonymous said...

Nasty pig! Who would fuck this nasty mofo!

Anonymous said...

I'd rather talk about Beyonce!~@3:19 PM ...I read all u wrote!

Anonymous said...

Ross would have to pay me thousands for sex...then pay for the therapy I would need after screwing such an atrocity!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fat men are smelly...I have NEVER dated an overweight man...yuck!

Anonymous said...

If a man has a beer belly chubby belly...he is fat...lol

Anonymous said...

I'm weak from all this comedy . All of you with the exception of the person that posted that off off topic beyonce rant have all missed your calling . You guys should be on stage somewhere . I haven't laughed till a cried for a long time . Thank you all.

Anonymous said...

I bet his armpits are as fluffy as his beard and just as stank!

Anonymous said...

@3:23My words LMAO!!!!
dAMN NO bEY POST,HATERS CANT GET A DAY OFF. I HATE HER TOO BUT POST UNDER THAT BITCH'S POST!!!

Anonymous said...

i AGREE ON FAT MEN AND WHYYYY THEY ALWAYS LOOKING AT ME. UHH IF I DONT HAVE TO LIFT MY BELLY(FLAT STOMACH, GOOD GENES AND I DONT EAT RED MEAT/PORK/CHICKEN)TO FIND MY COOCHIE SO YOU HAVE TO LIFT YOURS. SORRY I DONT DATE FAT MEN. BUT I DO HAVE BIG NATURAL NO INJECTION BOOTY. S/N WHY IS SOME STORES THEY SELL PANTS/LEGGINGS/TIGHT WITH MORE MATERIAL FOR THE BOOTYKNOW. TRUE STORY!! IN HIGH SCHOOL I HAD TO BUY MENS JEANS THEN ALTER THEM TO FIT. BOUT TIME FASHION CAUGHT UP.BIG BOOTY GIRLS UNITE!!!

nba is fixed said...

Rick Ross should hire a 24 hour dietician and a physical trainer.

Anonymous said...

I know he wanna show them tats...but it just looks a hotmess. Was he with some chick,she liked all that?Damn you know he was paying her. I would need a million stacks ...and alot of liquor to be bawsed. Just so disqusting. He need not get shot...you know he gonna die immediately as all that fat collapse. Somebody call KFC and tell them to take the hit off this wingstop and biscuits fatass.

Anonymous said...

Y'all need to stop clowning up in here.

If Cee-Lo can have groupies, so can Rick Ross. You know these golddiggers have to be high as a kite and stumbling drunk all at once to be messing with Jabba the Hut.

He must smell like shit. You know his ass is too fat to wipe his crack properly.

Anonymous said...

I would need a million stacks ...and alot of liquor to be bawsed.


^^^

Dead and buried.

Anonymous said...

He needs to hire a 24 hr personal trainer and nutritionist. This shirtless fuckery has to end immediately.

Anonymous said...

those comments were all mean. thats whack geeting shot at and dangerous.

Anonymous said...

He needs a brazier or maybe a manzier like on Sinefield!

Anonymous said...

2:19AM You're in the wrong place if you want to read nice comments! Fatty put himself in that position, not us!

Anonymous said...

@2:19AM
Your grammar is atrocious like Rick Ross's flap jack boobies!

Anonymous said...

Curiously thinking, why haven't we heard from Rnb? He loves to tare Black women apart that are half this size but not comments on obese men. I wonder why?

I Talk Reckless On the Internet said...

I think he's melting.

Anonymous said...

Old dude looks absolutely nasty to me. His ass is also an Illuminati satanic puppet.

On his video set the people began to chant, RICK, RICK, RICK, Then begin to chant 6, 6, 6 and they all laugh.

There's a video girl who turned Christian, who tells of her experience with this while on his video set.

nba is fixed said...

What is really sad is that there are some fine ass groupies that would fuck him if they had the chance!

Anonymous said...

Who in their right mind would want to be photographed naked from the top up with a body that looks so disgusting? Doesn't he have any real friends or family to tell him to go sit down somewhere? I mean really...I can't take even seeing him fully dressed now. The mere sight of him or even his voice makes me turn the channel or the page. Yuck!

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