Thursday, January 03, 2013

Sean Paul Blasted by Angry Jump Off


Dancehall star Sean Paul is being blasted by an angry jump off who says Sean can't keep an erection because of excessive cocaine use...

From The Post
A jilted lover is suing Grammy Award-winning reggae artist Sean Paul in New York for $80 million — and taking intimate revenge in the process — claiming he had her illegally deported from Jamaica and drove her to attempt suicide.
Susanne Persson, a busty blonde from Sweden, said Paul “bribed Jamaican police” to oust her from the country in June 2010, the suit claims.
The documents, filed in Manhattan Supreme Court, include an illustrated, self-written, 120-page tell-all that promises on its cover to allegedly expose: “The Truth About Sean Paul’s Cocaine Dealings, Lies, Murders and Erection Problems.”
The work, titled “Irie Jamboree: My life in Jamaica as a jet set slave with the enormous secret of a love affair with Jamaica’s perhaps most well known Dancehall Artist,” has a childishly hand-drawn cover depicting Persson in a blue sari and Paul with his signature Mohawk.
“Ever since [Paul] started using cocaine regularly, he has had severe erection problems. If it lasts one minute, it is a good day,” Persson alleges in the 11-chapter work, which she submitted as a supporting document to her self-filed lawsuit.

44 comments:

Anonymous said...

HHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAHHAHAA!

Anonymous said...

Bitches fuck up the platform for other women. Always running and telling some shit when they don't get their way or a pair of Louboutins.

Anonymous said...

Lies! all LIES! Sean Paul could never get an erection...Cocaine or not. He does not have a penis. So shut up bitch!

Anonymous said...

yall are a mess.

Anonymous said...

I bet Bey seen his lil man.

Anonymous said...

Why wouldnt he just use viagra??

Anonymous said...

2013 seems to be the year of the Ho again.
Damn

Anonymous said...

Lol @ 11:36 and @ the cover of that book! What I like about white women is their ability to get to the root of men and all their dark, perverted secrets. No offense, but when they do spill the tea, that shit is BOILING HOT! That's right, girl, put these niggas on blizZZast! Lmaoooo!

Lovely said...

LMFAO! Why is that mofo petting a Tiger on the cover! I just can't!

Anonymous said...

Don't get mad, get even, huh? smh
(BTW- who cares about Sean Paul's dick??)

Anonymous said...

is this a tell all or a comedy? i can't tell.

Anonymous said...

So is she for real or is this a joke? Her book is 120 pages and 11 chapters no way to develop any real story in 10 or so pages. And why is the title so damn long? I would pay like a buck for it just for the laughs I'm sure it offers.

Tippie Toes said...

The cover is amusing just because!

Anonymous said...

lol she is not getting 80 million

Anonymous said...

Even white women are sick of Black men's bullshit. See, Black men thought they could get women and use them since they can't do it with Black women. What they fail to realize is that White women are sneaky as hell and while they love you, rub your feet, wipe your crusty ass and suck your dusty dick, they are plotting their revenge!

Anonymous said...

Im in tears at the comments...I cant I just cant

Anonymous said...

11:33 exactamundo.

Anonymous said...

lol @ 12:55 PM. You aint lying.

Anonymous said...

I LOVE the cover artwork! I'm sure it's full of metaphors, but I just don't know what they are. Elephant, tiger, huge pink flower...

Anonymous said...

^Also, are those animals even indigenous to Jamaica? Clothing and everything looks more like India than Jamaica.

Anonymous said...

She's from Sweden, he's Jamaican. She illegally gets deported from Jamaica but decides to sue in the U.S.? I don't get it...

Anonymous said...

THIS IS OUR FUTURE. Very Very SAD!!!

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Anonymous said...

12:55 fuck outta here bitch. You act like all non-black men are so loyal and faithful to women and don't use them, and y\all are so so deserving.

AnRnBThug said...

and I care becuase....?

Anonymous said...

black men and non black women have some of the most fucked up relationships period.and that's MOST of them.But I do think black men and non black women belong together and that they should be together over black men/black women couples.

It's cazy that I know so many black men that still try to sleep with black women even though they are married to white women.

Anonymous said...

@ 2:39 whats wrong with black women and black men smh you needa get outta here with that mess and @ 12:55 preach lol

Anonymous said...

GRUL BYE YOU COULDN’T HAVE BEEN THAT MUCH OF A SLAVE YOUR BOOK MADE IT TO NEW YORK COURTS, BESIDES HE IS A JAMAICAN DANCEHALL RAPPER OF COURSE HE STAYS HIGH ON SOMEHING. TELL US SOMETHING WE DON’T KNOW. IF YOU REALLY WANT TO SELL BOOKS TELL US WHY HIS EDGES HAVE NEVER GROWN. THAT IS SURE TO BE A BEST SELLER. ….THANKS….. GIRLFRIEND HURT AND OUT OF DRUG MONEY RANTS.

Anonymous said...

lmao at the comments

so, a tell all with a comedic twist, just when i thought i done seen it all and heard it all, i'm telling ya'll 2013 is gonna be a riot with the b.s going on in the world.

MsPink Kitty said...

Bitter bish.... but why though? No one is checking for Sean Paul, at least not here in the states any more.

So, you say you were a sex slave... and he had you deported. You were freed and now you're upset and saying he couldn't get it up! Wait then you couldn't be a sex salve is his penis didn't work! LMAO!

That is unless he was passing oyu around like a blunt. If that's that case then you need to sue not only him... but all his boys!

Girl bye.

Oh, and by the way.. you're from Sweden and he's from Jamaica. Why file court papers in the US? Jamaica is a british commenwelth, not an American one.

Girl buh bye!

Anonymous said...

Now she was a jet set slave? If he can't keep it up, why does she still want him? Sounds like she's been ran all through, discarded and now she's angry. I didn't know the police deported people.

gr8p said...

----> This bish!

"I'm mad. He kicked my dumb pale azz to the curb; that's okay, I'll get back at him with a tell-all! Pass my crayons Sven."

Gurl, bye.

How you gonna threaten to 'out' someone's drug addiction in Crayola? Where they do that at? And FUCK Sean Paul's dumbazz for messing with this broad.

Anonymous said...

They should deport this bitch back from wherever she's from just to show her we don't give a fuck abt these gum bumpin hoes!! Who cares he's a crack head? Who cares that he had a limp dick? Who cares that she's an illegal immigrant?

Bitch please w this

Anonymous said...

WE BE BURNIN!

"Just gimme the trees an mek we smoke it yo.
It a mek we please so don't provoke it yo.
We don't need no speed so we going to coke it yo.
Set we mind at ease we got to take it slow." - Sean Paul

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

She's from Sweden, he's Jamaican. She illegally gets deported from Jamaica but decides to sue in the U.S.? I don't get it...
2:04 PM
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Oooo K. K. Kaaay! This is how you know this bitch has a motive.

Anonymous said...

@12:55 It's not even revenge, It's just their way of life. You think Becky putting up with black mens bs, no, they're doing the same thing, If not worse and If the brothers like It then this sista loves It

Anonymous said...

This chick is crazy like a six headed roach! That picture and the rambling title are just two examples. She claims that she was so upset about being deported home that she slit her wrists and sent the pictures to Sean Paul then she claims that it happened before she was deported. Sean Paul dumped her,her crazy ass slit her wrists and he wasn't trying to mess around with her crazy self and put her on the next plane home ASAP.

Anonymous said...

This type of news should be kept in the bedroom. This is so not funny or cute. This woman is straight up ignorant and has no respect for herself or her lover.

Anonymous said...

@11:41 that's funny as hell, good one

Anonymous said...

If he was taking care of yo white ass and you did not have to work and fuck his limp lil ass I don't see a problem. Please find me a cute man that is too high to screw me till kingdom come and I get to live on a tropical island for free. Bitch he aint got no 80 mil so go take yo ass back tp Sweden and leave my cutie alone.

Anonymous said...

News flash!!! He's Jamaican not black! Men that are dogs aren't just of the black race . Why don't people stop this blacken are bums and black men are dogs foolishness it sounds dumb! Bad men come in every race color and creed .

Anonymous said...

that book cover is off da hook!

Anonymous said...

This is funny as hayul! I bet he's wishin he had made that deposit into her Swiss Bank Account like she told him to with her crazy azz!

Anonymous said...

Just thought about something. She don't know this nigga. He aint Indian. His dad is a Portuguese Jew and his mom is a Black Chinese (they all from Jamaica). But she got him dressed like a Hindu. GTFOHWTBS crazy Swedish ho.

Anonymous said...

She got upset because he married his long-time girlfriend instead of her. "They" don't like rejection.

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