Friday, June 21, 2013

Jay Z Certified by the NBA


Jay Z may be banned from personally signing football players to Roc Nation Sports for not meeting the educational requirements set forth by the NFLPA [click here if you missed that], but his formal education or lack thereof is obviously not a problem for the National Basketball Association...

According to reports Jay Z has been officially certified by the NBA to rep basketball players for the sports arm of Roc Nation.

The first NBA player expected to sign with Roc Nation is Oklahoma City Thunder's Kevin Durant.

28 comments:

Bee Gee said...

This is why them peckerwood agents are tryna make it so hard for him to get in on the lo. Durant is a top 5 superstar in the league and is still years away from his prime - if he gets KD, he's official as a ref witta whistle..

Anonymous said...

That game last night was fixed
Clearly the spurs dominated the heat
This doesnt surprise me the least
damn is anything real

Anonymous said...

yeah, let's see if his bed-mate lebron signs with roc since they're super close friends (RME).

also i'd be leary as an athlete to sign with roc because of jay. how much focus will he be putting on those deals if he's still out trying to sell albums. not knocking the GHETTO hustle but jay got his hands (oops horns) in TOO many pots.

Anonymous said...

NBA requires at least a master's or doctors degree too. Did he even finish high school?

Anonymous said...

Now a lawyer, doctor, real estate agencies can open up their office without going to school or certificate as long as others are willing to work for a non degree or certification person. He will get hustled and thrown out in no time that is the Jewish way.

Anonymous said...

the population in the private prisons steady rise
this is just a move to perpetuate the myth that there's a life after drug dealing
the delusion that so many use to continue losing

Anonymous said...

@9:01

I said the same damn thing. It is fixed. All of the unusual fumbling from the Spurs, not taking advantage of the 3 pointers, their coach not taking advantage of calling time outs, and the few times they left LeBron wide open to make a 3. It was just weird to me--without this bumbling, the Spurs could have had it. I am a die hard Knicks fan, so I didn't care who won, so I was looking at the game objectively. Congratulations to the Heat for winning, but the game wasn't exciting because it looked like the game was thrown--Where is "nba is fixed" guy?

Anonymous said...

@9:38 I am with you from the beginning to where is "nba is fixed" person...lol!


Sincerely,

ValleyGirl

Anonymous said...

@8:51am Peckerwood? Ummm, the educational requirements were existence long before jz decided he wanted to jump on the bandwagon.

The rules apply to everyone. jz is more than free to take his ass to university and get the degree. Unlikely since it would take actual book smarts & jz only has street thug smarts.

Anonymous said...

@9:38 I agree with u 100%. Tony, & MAnu were bricking like crazy as well as Green.Odd, based on their past performance.

I believe it's fixed. Makes no sense otherwise. And notice at the end how certain Spurs players ran up to the Heat to congratulate them. Complete BS.

Bee Gee said...

10:29am said "The rules apply to everyo-STOPRIGHTTHERE.

You really need to read up on a bit of the history of the sports agent before you make that kinda statement. If there's anything that's obvious in the skulduggerous profession of "the sports agent", it's that the rules absolutely don't apply across the board. Like ANYTHING, who you know can magically make "requirements" disappear or become magically fulfilled. Dude is certified by the NBA now. He's in there..

Anonymous said...

NBA= Nothing

But

Africans!!!!

Anonymous said...

Who cares? I'm sure most of us couldnt give two flyin fucks on a pogo stick.
I'm so done and through with him and his wife trying to do and be everything. Everything they do is so damn CORNY now.

Anonymous said...

I'm not a businessman, I'm a business, man
Let me handle my business, damn!

*The Roc

Anonymous said...

Also from YOUR idol.

You're a child of destiny
You're the child of my destiny
You're my child with the child from Destiny's Child

He's such a lyrical genius. smh

Anonymous said...

He got Kevin Durant and Earnhardt Jr

nba is fixed said...

Talk to me when Jay-Z becomes a certified college graduate! Talk to me when Jay-Z graduates from law school. I said it before and I will say it again, Jay-Z is going to screw all of these athletes the same way he screwed Larry Johnson!

Anonymous said...

@ 12:30 - iHollered!! Please tell me he didn't.

Anonymous said...

I'm a woman.........and Jiggas lips remind me of the head of a penis.
And thats.....thats just not good.

How does Bey kiss those? I mean, aint nuthin wrong with puttin ya lips on your mans' special place, but I just dont think I couldnt handle it also bein on his face. (Oh look, I made a Jigga rap-rhyme)

Honey Bun said...

Here are the Carter's shady dealings in plain sight, if he can get around this with $$$ and influence what else is this mafiosos camel getting around?

Everything they do is shady as fuck and paid for in cash...how pathetic

the rules don't apply to Sea Biscuit and gay-Zoo

Honey Bun said...

@ 1:57 LOL

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
@ 12:30 - iHollered!! Please tell me he didn't.
1:54 PM
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NO LIE straight out of the Glory lyrics. Yea what happened to all the glory.

Dirtydianna said...

EDUCATION ALWAYS TRUMPS, ESPECIALLY WHEN DEALING WITH CAUCASIONS...THEY WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU DO FOR A LIVING, ONCE YOU PASS THAT QUESTION, NEXT ONE, DID YOU GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE, PASS THAT ONE, NEXT ONE WHAT COLLEGE DID YOUR PARENTS GO TO, PASS THAT ONE....WHAT DOES YOUR FATHER DO FOR A LIVING......CANT COME UP WITH A ACCEPTABLE ANSWER FOR ANY OF THOSE, YOU ARE LOOKED AT as a typical nigger IN THEIR eyes.....jayz AND beyonce need to go back to school and obtain a bachelors degree THEN THEY WILL REALLY BE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING......BOULE

Honey Bun said...

@ 2:42 LMAO , that's what high school education gets ya!

Honey Bun said...

hold up more like elementary education, high school kids could write better verse

Anonymous said...

@1:57 THAT'S THE AFTER EFFECTS OF SUCKING RUSTY DUSTY DIRTY DICKS FOR OVER 30 PLUS YEARS

nba is fixed said...

Anybody who is tupid enough to sign with Jay-Z deserves to lose their money. This goes for Robinson Cano and Keven Durant. In the case of Skylar Diggins, she will lose her money, her dignity and possibly her life.

Rest in peace Cathy White

Anonymous said...

the population in the private prisons steady rise
this is just a move to perpetuate the myth that there's a life after drug dealing
the delusion that so many use to continue losing
9:25 AM
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so true.

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