Wednesday, June 19, 2013

Jay Z Rants After Samsung Stunt Backfires


When Jay Z announced his new album Magna Carta Holy Grail would be given away for free to the first 1 million fans who downloaded the Samsung smartphone app Jay figured he would have instant platinum status.

He was wrong...

According to reports Billboard does not count free to consumer albums no matter who pays for them.

Meanwhile Jay Z discounted Billboard on Twitter in a rant about #newrules





89 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nigga needs to just be quiet and count his millions.

Tippie Toes said...

Jigga you sho is UGLY!

STFU and Fall down some damn where your yearly allotment bish BOUNCE!

Anonymous said...

Uh ooh, so jayz first week sales will be about 200K tops this is a great reason to laugh. I love his twitter rant to his 1 million followers, of which are the ones with cheap smart phones that will download his free album. hell, he may not even have 200k people to download that shit, who are his fans, I have no idea?
whats that other shit hes ranting about, i know nothing about none of it. someone please decipher this fragmented run on sentence lovers message, please

Anonymous said...

Jigga needs The POTUS to slap that azz again.
How quickly we forget (or how quickly he wants us to forget. Aint happening)

Anonymous said...

The Miami Heat won a hell of a game. All I will say is don't ever bet against JESUS SHUTTLESWORTH!! THAT IS ALL!!!

Anonymous said...

Billboard (to Jay) : You tried it!

Anonymous said...

Jay.thé devil cant win you chose the wrong side.

Anonymous said...

huh? did the heat play last night?

Anonymous said...

What? Jay go watch Blue....

Anonymous said...

He named his album The Holy Grail? These satanic, blasphemers of the word of The Lord will one day have their place in hell and wonder why. Ignorant, hound dog faced coon.

Anonymous said...

I think that was the point of his tweet. Who cares if billboard counts it? He still made $5 million off of that.

Anonymous said...

I thought it was up to Sound Scan not Billboard.

Honey Bun said...

He know he wants to tweet but he and the Golden Retriever think they too cool to twee

Old man have a seat for them knees.

Anonymous said...

It sounds like JayZ was being sarcastic... whatever billboard does and does not do, he still got paid.

When will anyone realize that billboard, the music award shows,the record labels, whatever... are only for whoever they want to shine and be on top? They force feed bad talent down our throats relentlessly... for example, everyone loathes Nicki Minaj but she is always number one? That was an example... surely, there are tons of others...Okay...my rant about the music industry is over. Thank you for listening :)

Anonymous said...

personally, i'm a little sick of the religious themed music?

who you tryna convince? you can't serve two Gods, don't care how much you blaspheme.

Choose one and keep it moving. It's easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than it is for a rich man to {buy his way into heaven}

worship your God money, and enjoy your riches for crying out loud. but quit it with the religion, already. Create your own little heaven on earth. You already own paradise, so I just don't get greed and insecure folk who require the love and adulation of the entire universe.

You chose your God. Now enjoy your riches and sattdown somewhere.

Anonymous said...

so, let me get this straight
-samsung bought 1 mil CDs
-samsung has a jayz app?
-whoever downloads the app gets a "FREE" cd download.
-how much is the app?

the only way samsung will come out on top is if they charge more for the app than they paid for the CD.

LOSERS = the consumers

Anonymous said...

Jay-Z, who has been faced with a string of business failures, has a career that is all smoke and mirrors, to create the illusion of success. It's one thing to take payment for advertising tweets on Twitter, as many have done so as a legitimate business. However, things have gone so far regarding Jay-Z that he pays people to tweet compliments about him, his appearance, daughter, wife and career. That's just sad.

Anonymous said...

Im tired of this man and his wife. Go spend time with Blue Ivy

Anonymous said...

well it's easy to see where jayz's loyalty lies. he ALWAYS defends his money.

NEVER, EVER, EVER his wife or blur blur.

Anonymous said...

Billboard got hip to that stunt when Prince gave away his CD at his concerts back in 2004.He went instant plat, just because he gave a CD every ticket holder Since then, Billboard changed the rules

Anonymous said...

lol he tried to be slick and beat the system like Prince did years ago to get a #1 album. You are no Prince.

Anonymous said...

he's not into good grammar i see.

Anonymous said...

This fool and his pussy slanging wife are now starting to feel the heat. These two buffoons are now responding to any and errythang #BURR! LMAO! Karma is now coming for the Carter. Jay Z and thieving Beyonce, your time is now up...your asses are being called out left/right. I can't help it, I'm laughing my fucking ass off. I am NO crab in a barrel, but you two have lied and manipulate to get to the top,THEN started smelling yourselves. I Have NO sympathy for you or your seeds.

Anonymous said...

Maybe he went with a corporation to make money because consumers weren't going to give him 5million from his silly album.

Anonymous said...

12:37 yes people are so done with these two fools. I wish I could write them a letter about how to sit the fuck down. Lol

Anonymous said...

You guys are really intelligent. Most of you said exactly what I was going to say. I love reading the comments here.

Oan, The Carter family is all smoke and mirrors. Those people aren't worried about how much money he made. They are just trying to do their job. So his rant was again nothing more than him bragging. So unnecessary!

Anonymous said...

Yall are such haters!
What other artist has a App for new album? lolol. The level of hate is unbeliveable...

Anonymous said...

No matter how much these Luciferians stick together and place these unworthy people on a pedestal. God will always show them whose running things. Even though Jay is bragging, he is still butt hurt because those free albums won't count. He wanted to be able to brag about this too. If he were a humble man he would have been grateful and kept his mouth shut and... 'On To The Next One'.

Anonymous said...

@12:58 What other artist NEEDS an app to sell albums?

Anonymous said...

If you pretend to have a baby and you didn't does that mean you gave birth?

Anonymous said...

Where is the rant? Reachin as usual

Anonymous said...

Adele surely didnt need an APP to sell 10 million albums worldwide, off one album. The Carters do too much, and they fool their fans into thinking its innovative, new, improved, better, etc. They are wack.

Anonymous said...

@ 12:37 PM

Their time is up? LMAO!!! They just reached BILLIONAIRE status. #Carters #Winning #StayMad

Anonymous said...

^^^^^^^chuuuuuch

Anonymous said...

1:10, really? Can you provide receipts for that? Jay and Bey have a lot of money, but billionaires? You're going to tell me they're in the same bracket as Oprah, Bill Gates, Ted Turner and countless others?

Receipts, please? I need to see net worth receipts, not money they have generated.

Anonymous said...

LOL you fans thinking they actual have a billion. Stop listening to false reports. Dont brag about the money you give to them, while you're bragging about them having a billion how much are they giving you? Instead they want to keep taking more from you.

Anonymous said...

LOSERS = the consumers
12:05 PM


Isn't this always the case?

Magick said...

@1:21, that is my thing, how in THE hell do these so-called fans brag about someone else's money???? They aint getting a dime yet they want to call everybody else and say jay and beyacki stay winning.

The niggadom continueth....

Anonymous said...

It would be easier for a camel...Stop right there! That automatically excludes Jay! Lol

Anonymous said...

@ 1:10pm, REALLY? I doubt liver lips and his wife are even worth 500 millions COMBINED! Unlike you ghetto queens, I will NEVER believe the hype, OK? People lie about their net worth ALL the time. Liver lips and his attention seeking wife aint no different. Remember when this fool was bragging about owning the nets? Come to find out, his bitch ass never owned even quarter...he was just a fucking mascot! The real owners are some Russian billionaires. Jay Z'S money can't even touch those Russian crackers(in my Malcolm X's voice).

Anonymous said...

I dont know why some of you argue with the stans they are going crazy on the inside because not everyone is out lick ass.

Anonymous said...

@127
People actually live through these celebs, its a fantasy because people dont want to live their own lives. Then they call people who are not zombies "haters" because we have sense to read through the bull. If Beyonce and Jay Z really had a billion, do you think they will still be doing the same things? They have a child, Jay is almost 50 and Beyonce is played.. .why are they not on the Island he bought for her? Instead they are paying back debts for poor albums sales, tours, money upfronted to them for failed projects.... they owe Sony so much money.

Magick said...

@1:35, exactly!! But point this out and you are automatically a "hater" because you don't fall for the okey doke.

People are more stupid these days than ever before...

Jackie Rayne said...

Go be a daddy to Blue pleasse!!!

Anonymous said...

He need to go be a daddy and let Bey make a few more albums but I use to love some bey and jay but now I cant stand neither.

Anonymous said...

I'm bored with all of these studio musicians. Its all production anyway. Won't put money in their pockets

Anonymous said...

if one person or ENTITY bought the one million cds, it's still counted one purchase

BWWWWAAAAHHHHHHH

to answer your question.

unless Samsung takes you to number one by buying on cd for a million days

LOLOLOLOLOL

JAY??! \____ have this seat right here!!

lolol


Anonymous said...

Nigga shut your ass the fuck up you hump back bastard. Those cd's should have printed on them "for promotional use only, not for sale" because that's all the fuck that wack ass STUNT QUEEN move is on yours and samsungs part.

Anonymous said...

Werent the albums gonna be free to consumers after Samsung pays for a million of them? If thats the case, does it really count if one person/entity buys them all. He's so bent on hitting platinum status, but what about the quality of the music?

Anonymous said...

how come i'm just hearing about jay making an album. HOW COME HIS album WASN'T LEAKED like bey and kelly albums ALWAYS are?

Do your research said...

@11:57..ITS CALLED THE ILLUMANITI

Anonymous said...

J. Cole streamed his whole album for free on his official website a week before the official release. Does that count toward his billboard internet streaming total? JayZ, LAY yo tired PUNKAZZ down and go yo old ass to bed!

Oh, and all those releases he mentioned, he failed to mention Beyonce. Yea that's right. Dry your tears FLEAHIVE STANS!

Anonymous said...

@2:33 It's not out yet. He's saying he wen't platinum before it even came out. Such an attention whore braggart stunt queen rocafaggot

Anonymous said...

Great posts, 12:05pm, 12:37pm, 1:01pm. just great love it.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
If you pretend to have a baby and you didn't does that mean you gave birth?
1:01 PM
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if you pretend to sing and get caught lip-syncing does that make you an ICON?

Anonymous said...

if you get caught wearing a butt pad and also and a weave for 15 years straight does that make you bootylicious?

Anonymous said...

If you wear a leotard since 2008, does that make you a wannabe Solid Gold Dancer?

Anonymous said...

if you say you 31 and Look like you 45 does that make you OLDEST CHICK IN THE GAME??

Anonymous said...

if all of your images are photoshopped does that make you people's most beautiful person in the world or are you just "in shape"?

Anonymous said...

if you marry a down low faggot does that make the wife gay too???

Anonymous said...

If you marry JayZ, does that mean your husband signed a contract to be the model on a carton of Camel cigarettes?

Anonymous said...

@252 I FELL OUT OF THE CHAIR LMAO

Anonymous said...

Im laughing my black ass off. You guys keep me going at work.

Anonymous said...

If you pretend to have a baby and you didn't does that mean you gave birth?--

If you wear a leotard since 2008, does that make you a wannabe Solid Gold Dancer?

if you say you 31 and Look like you 45 does that make you OLDEST CHICK IN THE GAME??

if all of your images are photoshopped does that make you people's most beautiful person in the world or are you just "in shape"?

if you marry a down low faggot does that make the wife gay too???

J DON'T WANT WITH SNITCH!!!! These cats are not buying his BS anymore.

Anonymous said...

There goes camel worshipping his god again, and to the dummies that put up the"Roc"sign in concerts you're worshipping Satan by proxy

Anonymous said...

Jay and Bey cant stand smart people because they are the ones who see through all the lies. I can tell they adore the dummies though.

Anonymous said...

NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!!!!!
Bow Down to. Kia gave the ultimate diss to beyonce and i love, fucking LOVE IT!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Jay Z, Beyonce, since y'all can't afford a clue, I'm going to give you one for free.
When Michael Jackson, the legendary Great One said: "THEY don't really care about US", he meant y'all black asses included, no matter how much you boot lick, ass kiss, suck, fuck, spread 'em and bend over, They don't really care about Bey,Blue, or YOU!! Y'all sold your soul for NOTHING!!

Is THAT clear enough for you?

Anonymous said...

@ 4:01pm, I kind of agreed with you, but when it comes to shit, like this, you shouldn't be referencing Michael Jackson...I'm just sayin'. Michael Jackson was so FAR up whities butt until he himself got his Negro wake up call, LMAO use someone else to get your point across, PLEASE!

Anonymous said...

@3:40PM... you mean "my neck, my back" Kia?

Anonymous said...

Oh shit, B got a dark skinned actor now, bust her 100million picture of Blue Boy's back these two are LIARS:

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0973aa11b3f7dfe87d4b3dc1d3fca6aa/tumblr_monqxrLAH61qk3ez8o1_1280.jpg

Anonymous said...

@5:27---Exactly!!!

I read this and it makes so much sense:

--Uhmm, is the AM New York Paper using Katy Perry to throw hints/shade at Beyonce?

Katy Perry said that her and her husband barely interacted when they were married, “You saw that in the movie,” she said, referring to the documentary “Katy Perry: Part of Me,” in which Brand barely makes an appearance. “That wasn’t edited to leave footage out- there wasn’t any footage of him”

Is that why her documentary “Life is But the Truth”, only had two shots of the baby actor? So next time B or J recycles old picture or back of head shots say to yourself:

“That wasn’t edited to leave footage out- there wasn’t any footage of Blue Boy to put in”


So who is that dark skinned kid she carrying now cause the Drake is very very light??

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0973aa11b3f7dfe87d4b3dc1d3fca6aa/tumblr_monqxrLAH61qk3ez8o1_1280.jpg

Anonymous said...

@5:30 yes, that's Bur child actor number seven. The last kid we saw wore a men's size fifteen shoe.

Anonymous said...

Kweenye & Kunt mouth just gave the tabloids much shit to speculate about. Ain't nobody checking for the Camel and the Hyena.

Anonymous said...

Billionaire my ass. This fucker goes on tour twice a year. Billionaires don't work for the money. They let the money work for them.

Anonymous said...

The Con Man couldn't pull this one off.

Anonymous said...

Yes 5:25. Calling Beyonce a thief and when the bidiots tried to go at her she was giving them the left and then the right. Dancing around them like she was Ali. The Greatest.

Anonymous said...

if you hire 1 million actors to pretend to be your child, does that make blur blur a boy or a girl?

btw, i see we're back to the back-of-the-head shots. bey, i thought we moved on? also, bey still don't like having to carrying that child--still acting like she doesn't know how to carry a child, bey or her PR team reads the blogs hence the ribbon in the hair and dress (LOL), and THAT IS NOT THE SAME CHILD with the mohawk that was walking around in the restaurant. tsk tsk tsk

Anonymous said...

Jigga is FUNNNYYY... **can't wait 2 go 2 bed so I can see him again..

Anonymous said...

8:49 I dont understand.Lol

Anonymous said...

IN. ALL. SERIOUSNESS Y'ALL...

WHY can't Bey carry this child NORMALLY??? As in, on the hip, or at least cradled securely under her little bottom?? Why does she always carry her like she's about to DROP HER?? I've never seen anything like it.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/0973aa11b3f7dfe87d4b3dc1d3fca6aa/tumblr_monqxrLAH61qk3ez8o1_1280.jpg

Anonymous said...

In response to my own question @ 9:42, I also noticed she keeps BIC away from her own face. Almost as if to make sure you can still see Bey's face, no matter what.

Anonymous said...

WHY can't Bey carry this child NORMALLY??? As in, on the hip, or at least cradled securely under her little bottom?? Why does she always carry her like she's about to DROP HER?? I've never seen anything like it. 9:42 PM


i wonder the same thing.

Anonymous said...

Of Course it matters
and of course HE CARES about billboard awards and any other white people awards, he ain't just cooning for money, he didn't waste his life "marrying" beyonce just to be rich.
He wants White people to worship him and shower him with their awards, so stop frontin camel.
If you only care about the money stop going public bragging about sh*t.
Dude hopes on twitter and his web page to post brags about beyonce, for somebody that's not phases he sure talks a lot about what he won, did, where he went and what he bought.

Anonymous said...

What Mr. Carter is telling us is that he does not care who buys his product.

If he sold ten million to one person for $50,000,000, it would be the same to him as if he had sold ten million to ten million people for $5 each.

He's completely dissociated from the consumer of his product. Utterly incredible.

Anonymous said...

Maybe's something wrong with Blue's legs, babies usually will naturally wrap their legs around you.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:35, true

Anonymous said...

I mean @ 8:36, true

Honey Bee said...

this nigga think he cool by tweeting a couple times a year , that aint a thing most senior citizens dont tweet

go back to playing canasta

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