Friday, June 14, 2013

MC Lyte and Lil Mama Reality Show


MC Lyte and Lil Mama are the latest celebrities to jump on the reality TV bandwagon...

MC Lyte, Lil Mama, YoYo, Lady of Rage, Smooth and Monie Love are set to star in a new reality show on BET called Hip Hop Sisters.

The show will follow the ladies as they re-boot their hip hop careers. 

Hip Hop Sisters takes its name from MC Lyte's Hip Hop Sisters Network, a non-profit agency that promotes positive images of Black women.

51 comments:

JAMAICA said...

lil mama had a carrier?

Anonymous said...

We got chins galore up in this piece!

Anonymous said...

LIL MAMA LOOKS LIKE THE BRIDE OF CHUCKY AND LYTE IS HER PUPPET MASTER!!!!

Anonymous said...

Chiiiillle, speak of the angel! I JUST made a post the other day about how they should FIRE everyone from LHHNY and replace them birds with people like Mc Lyte! Oh well, Mona. Opportunity missed. Now you stuck with that renegotiation of that wack ass gaggle of chickenheads.

Anonymous said...

Lil Mama shouldn't really be on there with that cast but I'm here for the others. Hip Hop used to be so dope.

Anonymous said...

@2:55 Yea Lil Mama seems miscast. They should replace her with maybe Roxanne Shantae or even Da Brat, but we'll see how it goes. I hope BET don't fuck it up. I got my good eye on you, BET! -_O

Anonymous said...

@2:49 I'm gonna go out on a limb and assume you meant 'career'

Anonymous said...

A show about lesbians.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Lil' Mama having a "carrier"

Anonymous said...

How hard up is the reality show world? Seriously?

Anonymous said...

positive images sounds good. i'm ready.

Anonymous said...

Reality TV, a place where has beens and never wases go to be "seen" and then be made fun of. LOL!

If Kris J isn't managing your reality career THEN YOU DON'T HAVE A "REALITY CAREER".

Anonymous said...

How does 1 hit song= a career?!!

What kind of a team does this woman have around her letting her think she's really a successful rapper?! This chick is a 1 hit wonder!! Why is she still around? She had nothing musically substantive to offer then and I know she doesn't now.

Anonymous said...

What they gonna call it?

The Dike Chronicles
Carpet Muncher NYC
Coochie bump to the Rap Beat
Strap on MC'S

I mean, what?

Anonymous said...

So out of all of the names listed how does Lil mama fit in with any of these rappers? Lil Mama, mc Lyte and Monie Love were out over a decade prior to Lil Mama. They are legends (and lesbians lol). I have better things to do than watch that garbage.

Anonymous said...

^^Yoyo, McLyte.....^^

Bee Gee said...

A system reboot won't make a diff cuz all of these milk carton mcs are running on Windows '98..

Anonymous said...

Looking forward to seeing YO YO! She was the shyt back in the day! Monie Love should have gone a long ways as well, she is talented! Lyte was always to much of a roughneck for me!

Anonymous said...

Damn this picture looks like two figures at the wax museum!

AnRnBThug said...

BULLDAGGER TV
You got the story of a Grand Wizard Stud who takes on a Young apprentice.

Can two Studs share an apartment without
one submitting to the other?

Anonymous said...

My life is more interesting! And since they're handing off Reality shows like welfare benefits...Where's my show dammit?!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm an old hip hop head, so I loves me some MC Lyte, but I'm not sure if I like her enough to watch this show. And Lil Mama definitely doesn't make it more appealing.

Anonymous said...

Hip Hop Sisters

MC Lyte- YES, of course!
Lil Mama- WHY?
YoYo- HELL YES!
Lady of Rage- Stay rough and tough with your afro puff! Yes.
Smooth- Who?
Monie Love- Sure why not?
Missy- Where is she? She is missing from this lineup.
Lil Kim's Old Face- Please make an appearance.

Anonymous said...

Lyte looks her age. She was fiya back in the day. The girl had flow...."cha cha cha" "cappacuino" .. Even "ruff neck" was good .
I always thought should have covered cha cha cga

Anonymous said...

Was there any hardcore truths that Mc Lyte was gay? I heard stories about her and "Pam" from Martin.

Anonymous said...

Whose going to play Josline Hernandez, "Hi Maid"

Anonymous said...

Every woman should have a girl/ girl experience . Girls know what other girls like . How they like to be touched, kiss, which areas on the body to give attention to. There are so many avenues for a woman to recurve the affection if another without drawing scrutiny like at the club where girls can bump and grind in each other. I saw 2 girls standing in line for a movie. There was music playing over the speaker so some if us were two steppin here and there. Thed girls were dancing unplaced waitng for tickets about high school age. The girl in front bent at the waist and grind her ass in the crotch of her friend standing behind her. No one said nothing but laugh so ok' girl did it again. This time the girl behind her pulled the girl close to her hips and pretended to jump her. Some mothers and friends folks rolled their eyes or tried to ignore them but the fellas enjoyed watching .

Anonymous said...

I'LL ALWAYS REMEMBER WHEN LIL MAMA CRACHED JAY Z AND ALICIA KEYS PERFORMANCE AT THE VMA BY INVADIN THE STAGE SHE SAID;"I did not mean any disrespect towards Jay-Z or Alicia Keys," the statement reads. "I admire them and look up to them as role models. 'Empire State of Mind' had my emotions running high. In that moment I came up onstage to celebrate my two icons singing about NY."lol!!!!

Anonymous said...

Death to reality shows!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@5:27

Girl, get your damn life.

Anonymous said...

Sorry, I'm strickly dickly...just like homosexuals don't like straight people forcing them to change their minds about their sexual orientation, homosexuals shouldn't do the same. I am a woman who is attracted to men, not other women. If you're curious about experimenting, that's on you, but don't convince others that they should try it as though it's some sort of fad.

Anonymous said...

Those two girls may grind on each other but eating the cooch? Hell no, it takes a mental disorder to be sexing a body part exactly like your own. Yuck.

Stab me with a penis. That's all I want. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

"Stab me with a penis. That's all I want. Thanks."

Girl, that's all I was saying! I'm 5:38, I needs my dick and I approve this message!

Anonymous said...

Slumber parties are a good way to experiment esiecually if they have theme parties: t-shirt and panties, lingerie,etc. pool parties where you can play Twister in your bikini. Playing Twister, you can find yourself in scissor grind position or 69 ( your head at her feet and vice versa) or your head laying innocent in your girl's lap while she wearing her bikini bottoms.
Good times.

Anonymous said...

^
heathens.

Anonymous said...

Adult toy parties are good as well. A girl at my job sells adult toys on the side. She uses a lot of audience participation so no one feels awkward. So if she's demonstrating candy paint , she uses herself as a demo and then all of her potential customers practice on each other . My friend has nice firm breasts.don't know her sales figures but there's a lotta bonding going on especially with the wine and music going on. My friend doesn't consider herself bi-sexual but she's open minded under the right conditions.

Delited said...

Good for them. I doubt it will help their careers, tho. The REALITY SHOW + CAREER BOOST's track record is not so good.

Anonymous said...

5:47 and 6:25, I like to stab WITH the penis. Stab it, beat it up, bludgeon it to death. If you need a man to fill that particular function, holla at cha' boy.

Anonymous said...

Why?
re-boot their rap careers at 40-50 yrs old, WHY??????

Stop lying, they just want a reality show check and this fake re-boot their career mess is the storyline, because they know damn well ain't no re-booting sh*t at their age in this new school rap arena, and why would their former fans give a damn about coping their "NEW" rap music, and catching their old lady rap tour,
rap just doesn't seem like a career you pick back up once you've passed 40, if you lost it/left it and now you're pass 40, let rap go.

And Mc Lyte being the resident BET voice host just makes it all seem like some tired idea she tossed out to fatten her BET paycheck. Lil Mama is the only cast mate that makes sense (for the preteens)

Anonymous said...

@7:21, I agree. Not only that, all of the former positive images you had of them will change. You'll see them in their true light full of drama and bullshit. Even if they did put out something new, no one will buy it, because they'll hate them so much.

Nothing good comes from being on a reality show. It only works for "nobodies" and even they gotta go through it.

Anonymous said...

Lol @ 7:13.

Anonymous said...

I hope 5his isn't a duplicage comment. Shouldn't it be on logo?

Anonymous said...

I got my good eye on you, BET! -_O 2:59 PM

lol.

Anonymous said...

I hope it's a positive show. R&B Divas was supposed to be positive and we all see how that turned out. Good thing Faith was smart to bow out this season.

Anonymous said...

For those all y'all who like your pussy murdered, allow me to give a bit of my résumé , I'm a yellow skinny boy , taller than I appear with a large upper torso and skinny legs kinda like Michael Johnson. I'm long in the torso but got chicken legs. I'm a redbone but look mexican across the street. Now, you say " I don't like red niggas" and that's okay but here's where I make it do what it do. I have a long skinny dick with a swollen,so swollen that you can't make a fist around it. I don't power fuck,I grind. Like the old folks used to say "stir the soup." I like to sit reverse cowgirl style, meaning you're laying on back spread eagle and me turned away from you but facing your feet. I can slide my dick I so deep u til I'm touching you ovaries and start grinding my dick touching all of your sides. Now here's the kicker, chicks like me fucking them this way because they watching my back and ass move like a snake . One girl I know said I should do porn. She said she would even even with another girl just so she play her pussy while I fuck but I'll let you be the judge of that;-)
I also like to power fuck as well. Have you in a missionary but instead of push-up and down with my hands or elbows. I balled my hands into fists and perform push ups sorta speak with back straight and head facing forward or I'll be tonguing you in the ear and neck.
So there you go,ladies. If you like something tall red and skinny, call ya boy Penny aka Hardaway because that's how I go.... Hard-all-the-way ;-)

Anonymous said...

Not watching.

Anonymous said...

@5:27 you need a good d!ck down shut that ish up lmao to whoever called one poster a heathen.

Anonymous said...

@1:58 AM YOU TALK A GOOD GAME BRO AND IT MADE ME WONDER IF YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE THAT GREAT WHY ARE YOU ON RWS ALL ALONE SOMETHING JUST NOT RIGHT WITH YOU SORRY I THINK YOU MUST BE TALKING ABOUT R. KELLY. LOL

Anonymous said...

I'm a grower not a show her. When not erect my shit look like a baby dick, but when excited my shit is 8 inches with a slight bend to the left. I be stirring my gal's pussy like a Koop aid spoon. My side piece say my dick look like Justin Slayer's with no hair.

Grower not a show her means a person whose penis appears tiny when flaccid, but that redeems itself when erect.

Anonymous said...

dead at all dudes advertising their skills... and I thought monie love was married?

Anonymous said...

I would watch this show just for MC Lyte. She is one of the few rappers that can speak eloquently. As for little Mama maybe they are injecting her into the show because she is so young and her career is stagnant and never really took off. Her frustrations with that should add up to some good tv.

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