Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Dwyane Wade's Official Statement on Siohvaughn


Over the weekend Siohvaughn Funches Wade created a scene by staging a sit in protest against her former husband Miami Heat star Dwyane Wade outside the courthouse in Chicago [click here if you missed that].

DWade's attorneys respond to Siohvaughn latest stunt...

A statement released to the media reads,
“Dwyane Wade and his ex-wife Siohvaughn Funches have reached a financial settlement. The agreement was submitted in court last Tuesday, July 16 prior to Ms. Funches’ recent unfounded and erratic public display outside the courthouse this past Friday. Dwyane Wade has made several requests over the years to settle this matter, despite Ms. Funches having 16 different attorneys and 2 arrests throughout this process. Mr. Wade has provided a very generous settlement to Ms. Funches to continue to live a wonderful lifestyle for the rest of her life.
Despite false allegations by Ms. Funches claiming to be “homeless” and “destitute,” Dwyane Wade has maintained over the years financial support to his ex-wife by providing her with income over $25,000 on a monthly basis, timely paid for her home mortgage, maintenance and security at the house, 4 cars, insurance, taxes and all of her attorney fees throughout this process. Ms. Funches has made a mockery of homelessness which is a serious and personal issue for Mr. Wade as his mother was homeless for a period of time when he was a child.
Dwyane Wade was awarded sole custody of their sons by the court in 2011. The safety and wellbeing of his children are his main priority. Due to Ms. Funches’ current unstable mental state, her visitation will be determined by the court. Mr. Wade continues to hope that one day he will have a civil relationship with his ex-wife for the sake of their sons.”

71 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where is the chick who has the Siohvaugh pom pom's out in the other post?? Chick been lying from the start....He also offered her 5 million too!!

Anonymous said...

Gabby won.

Anonymous said...

I couldn't get past Funches Lmao

Anonymous said...

Due to Ms. Funches’ current unstable mental state, her visitation will be determined by the court.

SMH...stop living in the moment. She didn't look ahead.

Why 4 cars??? What's wrong with 3 :D

Anonymous said...

to be honest I don't think it has anything to do with the money I think it has everything to do with cease flashing his relationship with gabby and she feeling some kind of way about it

Anonymous said...

Crazy how this offer has been on the table for minute now. Crazy what some people do for attention. At some point you just have to let go and move on.

Anonymous said...

@ 8:50
cues Rich Homie Quan-Some Type of Way LOL!!

Anonymous said...

Siohvaughn next time you want a little sympathy how bout taking that fresh weave out before you hit the streets. You gonna have to move on and stop looking stupid out here. Also stop giving him a reason to make you look like a fool. Act right for your children!!!

Anonymous said...

"Dwyane Wade has maintained over the years financial support to his ex-wife by providing her with income over $25,000 on a monthly basis, timely paid for her home mortgage, maintenance and security at the house, 4 cars, insurance, taxes and all of her attorney fees>"
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I told you she was crazy!!!!

They Call Me Cocoa said...

She's so crazy, she doesn't realize when she's looking and acting crazy.

Anonymous said...

Why y'all got jokes, this bitch is losing it..and I've a witnessed sane, stable person unravel right before me. I never thought she would kill her children and take her own life...why is this girls mother & friend co-signing this irrational behavior instead of pushing her to seek help...I don't like where this is headed..

Anonymous said...

Also stop giving him a reason to make you look like a fool. Act right for your children!!!

8:56 AM
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He's not making her look like anything. I think she does well enough on her own.

Anonymous said...

well at least she dont have the kids acting like this. But she homeless and that hair weave still straight though

Bee Gee said...

Due to Ms. Funches’ current unstable mental state, her visitation will be determined by the court

TRANSLATION: "She just fucked up and Mr. Wade has ordered us to use that youtube video against her to paint her as completely insane. This will be done in hopes that a judge revokes 100% of her visitation rights"

Anonymous said...

Bee Gee, you hit it right on the head.

Anonymous said...

Sio, it might be over now. Last straw.

Anonymous said...

I see Wade and his attorney are STILL throwing shade at Sio, but the fact of the matter remains that NONE OF THIS would have happened had he been paying her the spousal support on time. He wasn't which is why she kept filing motions. She also never received the million dollar lump sum.

I don't have a problem with what Sio did. Why did she have to get on the streets of chicago with a bunch of signs to get to WORLD to notice her?

Wade was told by his bosses and Pat Riley to squash this shit, because it was getting out of control and out of hand. He doesn't want Sio to say bad things about him, but YET, here he is in this press release throwing major fucking shade at HER!!

See the shit she had to go through with him? I'm not calling her an innocent. Hell, I know she's far from that, but Wade isn't some "long suffering father" either.

He grew up in a highly dysfunctional home where violence was an everyday occurrence. His mother didn't get her life together until he got in the NBA and his father just recently stopped drinking (if he ever has) from untold years of it.

Anonymous said...

who wrote that? not a very good writer.

Anonymous said...

@9:39, Bee Gee - this won't happen. They have to PROVE she's a danger to the kids for her rights to be stripped. If anything, she'll probably have to have supervised visitation for awhile and mandatory visits with a psychiatrist if she wants them unsupervised.

People are acting like Sio's doing this out of "jealousy". No, she wasn't. All she wanted was money rightfully due her for being married to a rich man. This is only a CRIME in the BLACK COMMUNITY.

There are blacks who only believe alimony is for WHITE FOLKS. Seriously. There are blacks who believe that when a woman goes to COURT to put her man on child support she's "turning him in to the white folks". No, dumb ass she's turning you in, so that she can get a "steady" amount of child support every month. At least the "white folks" will make sure that check arrives ON TIME EACH AND EVERY MONTH. No hunting a mofo down and hearing fucking sob stories of why they can't pay. He can tell child support enforcement that shit not her.

Sio did what she HAD TO DO to get money and from what I've read it still wasn't worth it, but until the legal documents pop up online we won't know for sure.

Haterade said...

Good answer white man...that puts the slut in her place. I knew damn well that she had received some money from that demon Wade. To act she wasn't receiving any money was just foolish. 16 attorneys? Even her biggest fans can't explain that away.

Clean yourself up and find God. He is the one that can save you. Sitting on the street corner is just dumb.

Anonymous said...

@Haterade, the only reason why she went through 16 attorneys is because they were small time and couldn't compete with Wade's big time lawyers. Wade was NOT paying her the $25,000 monthly spousal support nor did he give her the million dollar lump sum. He knew that if he paid her the million dollars, then she would have enough money to hire BIG GUN attorneys at top tier law firms like HE can.

Top tier firms do NOT release supposed "difficult" clients, because 99% of their clients are "difficult". It was basically a David and Goliath situation and I 100% agree with your assessment of calling Wade a "demon".

Don't get me wrong, Sio pulled some crazy shit with Wade's visitation in the beginning, but that had NOTHING to do with how he treated her financially.

Anonymous said...

Some people just can't take rejection. I had a friend whose husband left her. He kicked her out of their house. So what she did was get on top of the car and bent over spread her cheeks and told him lick her a$$.

Of course it was done in front of their house. He was at the time a well known politician.

Bee Gee said...

I'm reading on ESPN that they actually settled for the 5 million that the first poster mentioned. So she got broke off after all..

After six years and a messy battle that became public, Dwyane Wade and his ex-wife have reached a financial divorce settlement, the Miami Heat star's attorney announced on Monday.

Wade will pay his ex-wife $5 million and there is a non-disparage agreement in the settlement, the Chicago Sun-Times reported.

Siohvaughn Funches, Wade's ex-wife, grabbed attention last week when she protested outside a Chicago courthouse with a sign that implied she was homeless because of a lack of support from Wade.


Full Story

Bee Gee said...

Basically, she gets $5 million to keep his and Gabby from the Valley's name outta the mud. Hush money (in part). All the same, he and the white girl have to keep from making disparaging remarks about Siovaughn as well. And that's that...... for now.

Anonymous said...

@Bee Gee, but Wade's attorney said she was financially broke off to be set for "the rest of her life". How is $5 million dollars going to last her for the rest of her life?

Wade's statement was 90% insults and only 10% of the truth. I don't buy any of this, unless I see the legal documents or at least hear Sio's side of it. I read that Sio's attorney said that both he and Sio weren't happy with the settlement agreement. It almost seemed like she was FORCED to accept it by the judge.

"Brian Hurst, an attorney for Funches-Wade, argued that his client never fully agreed to all the provisions in the settlement, including the “non-disparage” provision. But Cook County Circuit Court Judge John Thomas Carr decided both parties did agree on the deal and he found the settlement valid, effectively ending a six-year divorce proceeding that has drawn national attention."

Something in the milk ain't clean with that judge.

Bee Gee said...

^^ I'm not sure if the 5 mil is all she gets though. I don't know what the truth is about this mess. I just know D Wade is a hoe..

Anonymous said...

First, to all of you with these negative comments try watching the video first. She looks worse in the still shot but listen to what she is saying first.

I believe that Siovaughn is the victim of Wades high powered attorneys. I have a friend whose husband divorced her and because he was a major executive and she was a working mother making about 40K he was able to hire 4 big time lawyers while she was not able to hire 1 and thus was her own defender. Needless to say his team destroyed her in court and made her look like an unfit parent even putting her then 9 year old on the stand against his own mother! This would have been ok if she really were an unfit parent but I promise you that she was the most loving, devoted, involved, hands on parent that you could have asked for. Still, she was stripped of her parental rights and ordered to pay him who made about 250K per year, child support. Now my friend has always been a God fearing woman. She gave up the fighting with her ex did what the courts said that she must and moved on. She has since had two more kids and remarried. You know what happened to him? He lost his high powered job, has had to put his mini mansion up for sale, is struggling to make ends meet, and has not been able to do the best job raising the kids because his former job required him to travel so much. Hes now bitter towards her because her current life is so much more rosier than his and I believe that hes still paying off those divorce lawyers after all of this time. The best payback is to let them see you winning Sio.

I believe that things are happeneing as she says because I was once the victim of an incident involving a "famous" person" and when I ran to the police for help out of fear, he turned up coddled them and they threatened to arrest me after I was the one who was stalked with the weapon. More proof that the privileged do have a different set of rules to live by. God is still in control though so my advice to Sio is to get more prayerful and stop trying to fight this man. You may have to start a new life with someone else and a new family. If what you are saying is true then your sons eventually will come of age and see it. Love them when you have them and let Mr. Wade deal with the huge responsibility of raising them. If you give him an opportunity to see you truly happy in your life without him then believe it or not despite all of his riches and privileges he will be the one to feel a way, not you. Ive seen it happen with my friend and her high powered ex with God it can happen to you! Stop giving your ex an opportunity to be right about you by doing off the wall things that make you look as if you are the difficult one. Its time to stop being the victim in your own life and seriously let go and let God!

Anonymous said...

Gabby somewhere spending some of the alimony money that could've went to Siovaughn.

AnRnBThug said...

This Bitch lost herself. Ain't NO NEED to be sitting on the sidewalk with cardboard signs and ALMOST misspelling Children. She been burying herself from the beginning.
Again, the end came when he called Gabby "My Black Queen" on the BET Awards…Bitch went FULL RETARD

Anonymous said...

If she got her house paid, cars paid and at least 1 million dollars or more lump sum in addition to a $25,000 a month she should still be ok. Even if she has to move into a smaller place and get rid of a car until the judge fined him for non or late payment then she could regroup. I don't know about you but I think I could live off that. She is in danger of losing more money with this video if it reaches a judge.

Women ,of all colors, need to stop giving men the emotional power after their relationship is over. Lick your wounds and try to get your emotional state together and move on. Unless the other woman was at your house when she met your man its not her fault. Your man made choices that out you in this situation a lot of times their were problems in your relationship before that were not addressed by the both of you. Your health and future are at stake and one bad relationship should not cripple you for the rest of your life.

Bahama Jackson said...

The two of them reaching a settlement and her actually receiving the money are two totally different things.

Anonymous said...

@11:04...girl get your ass outta here with that...this chick was laid out on a hot ass chicago city street in 102 degree weather claiming to be homeless and she has a whole house and 4 cars paid for??? Stop with that nonsense...no one is making her look unfit she is doing it to herself...each story is a case by case situation. what happened to you and your friend may very well be true..but thats not this chicks story.

Tippie Toes said...

Oh the humiliation!

Tippie Toes said...

Sio is going to get her money and put a hit on DWADE...

She is CERTIFIED NUTS!

Anonymous said...

"Bahama Jackson said...

The two of them reaching a settlement and her actually receiving the money are two totally different things.
11:36 AM "
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Thank you. Let's see if he pays her, because lord knows he wasn't before which is why she kept suing him.

I mean you fuck with her visitation to get her back for fucking with yours when she had them and then you play games with her money by putting stop payments on the checks. I think people would rather see her as crazy than as an ex-wife being brutally battered financially by her a-list celebrity husband.

Anonymous said...

Men are catching on to you sneaking overly breeding hoes.

#YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSs

Anonymous said...

^^^^ This....I CANT

Anonymous said...

Wade continues to mess with this woman even though he "won" with a lowball figure of $5 million dollars to a chick that was his ride or die since they were teenagers. He truly is a piece of shit mofo.

[IMG]http://i43.tinypic.com/2v7un20.jpg[/IMG]

Now after see this, can you honestly say that Sio was "lying" and actually being paid her money?? FOH!!!

TOO REAL said...

WADE' LIARS RESPONDED?

Anonymous said...

Im 12:06 and I met to say sneaky overly breeding hoes!

12:11 Lmfao

Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you bust nuts inside crazy women. Bitches don't know when to let go afterwards.

Anonymous said...

Bitch GO AWAY!

Anonymous said...

Sio' is really BatShit Crazy!

She should be ashamed of herself making a mockery of homelesss people like that, she can't take a seat cause she got 4-cars to drive away in to her mortgage paid home.

So all you Pro-Sio' fans, get your pom poms out and meet at her house for the next public pity party.

Crazy bish'.
Damn shame, 25G's a month for life. Hell, he has now leverage to go back to court and reduce that 25K for this recent public rant. No person should owe that much money 'for life' to anyone EX-.

Anonymous said...

@12:37pm

STFU that pix doesn't mean a damn thing but he has a pair of BEATS yo broke ass can't afford.

Go sit yo ass in the backseat of one of Sio's 4 cars & beg her to hold her next homeless sign.

Anonymous said...

@1:00, stop talking shit. WHERE did you READ that she's going to get $25,000 for LIFE??? Do you have access to the legal documents, because the rest of us on Snitch don't.

There is NOTHING that says she's going to get lifelong alimony. If you have the legal documents proving this, then can you please provide the link, so that we can read them?

All I read from Wade's attorney was pure motherfucking shade and nothing else. We don't care that she was arrested twice and had 16 attorneys. WTF does that have to do with the settlement? Not a damn thing.

We at Snitch will be waiting for that link to the legal documents where Sio is going to be getting $25,000 for LIFE. Thanks.

Anonymous said...

@1:03, hey Wade. How do you feel that you took your ex-wife for a ride on the settlement? I mean you originally only offer her $2mil, but after her sit in showing what a fucked up bastard you are to the ENTIRE WORLD, you decide to offer a paltry $5 million. Wow. You're worth $100 million, but $5 million is all your ex is worth after several years of marriage and her family looking out for yours when your parents were addicts.

What a way to go dude. Hope a knee doesn't get permanently fractured any time soon. Seriously. Karma has a way of "balancing the scales".

Tootles!

Anonymous said...

Damn D-Wade, I'll have your baby and give you custody, for a deal of a lifetime like that.

Sheottt! You will never have to pay my 16 lawyers or see me with a fresh weave and my homegirl holding my sign on the streets of Chi-Town.

Anonymous said...

@1:06pm after reading your grammar mystery, take yo reading-rainbow drop-out ass back and read:

"...Mr. Wade has provided a very generous settlement to Ms. Funches to continue to live a wonderful lifestyle for the rest of her life."

Anonymous said...

@11:04 And the rest of you scorned bitches co-sign cray cray...
What Sio is sayin on the video is one thing & her sign is mis leading saying another thing...that's what manipulative people do..double-talk...
If she was simply protesting the courts, lawyers etc... Then stand for women's rights when it comes to custody battles w high profile celebrities..then I'm sure she'd have more than 2ppl supporting that.

Homelessness is a harsh reality for a lot of people & making a mockery will result in homeless groups coming after that ass...now if this bitch is sincere then next week I wanna see her set up a craft/food setup to feed people who are really homeless....
I wouldn't want my kids around this unstable bitch either..

Anonymous said...

" Homelessness is a harsh reality for a lot of people & making a mockery will result in homeless groups coming after that ass...now if this bitch is sincere then next week I wanna see her set up a craft/food setup to feed people who are really homeless....
I wouldn't want my kids around this unstable bitch either..
1:53 PM"
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Stop being so damn dramatic. No homeless groups are gonna come after her, because she was making a STATEMENT about her financial condition. Many families that are homeless are headed by SINGLE WOMEN that can't get a DIME of child support out of their no good men to help with the kids.

Many women know EXACTLY what she's trying to say and do, because they've BEEN there. Wade's mom was "homeless", because she was a crack hoe. Most crack hoes are HOMELESS.

Many families that are homeless are because of FINANCIAL CIRCUMSTANCES out of their control.

Anonymous said...

@1:25, I read the same shit YOU read, but you said that she was going to get the $25,000 for LIFE. I didn't read that in the article and alimony isn't a lifetime thing anymore, so I thought you had access to the LEGAL DOCUMENTS proving your statement.

I'm sorry, but $5 million dollars is not going to guarantee ANYONE a comfortable lifestyle for the "rest of their life" as implied in this article.

Anonymous said...

1:15. Yep, that's all she's worth. 5 %. NO MORE. I have the kids, I've moved on, she CAN'T. Her problem. Why don't all you Sio lovers deal with the Elephant in the Room? She still wants HIM. He doesn't. Too bad, SO sad. NO sympathy here. She's played HERSELF. I don't CARE what happened YEARS ago, I don't owe her SHIT for that! Deal!

Anonymous said...

I told y'all asses last post this crazy ho didn't deserve a DIME! She getting PAID big bread monthly then on top of that has a house paid for and FOUR cars?!.. What does one person (who ain't even working might I add) need with four cars, but no "it's not about the money" y'all said.... Give me a damn break. This chick is fraudulent. How dare she have all that she does and then fix her lips to LIE and say she's out on the streets. I hope a judge sees this and punishes her lying ass.

Anonymous said...

@2:31, Sio has been moved on and has a man. She doesn't want HIM. She wants her fucking MONEY and access to her kids without any problems.

She's BEEN over Wade. Stop trying it. No one believes that mess anymore. Now that he's paid her the money, she will LEAVE HIM ALONE until he fucks with her visitation and VISITATION ONLY.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

I told y'all asses last post this crazy ho didn't deserve a DIME! She getting PAID big bread monthly then on top of that has a house paid for and FOUR cars?!.. What does one person (who ain't even working might I add) need with four cars, but no "it's not about the money" y'all said..."
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You wouldn't understand because you're probably broke and poor. Trying to explain how RICH COUPLES dispense their money and assets would fall on deaf ears for you, because you probably making minimum wage, live with your babymama who either works or is in welfare, while probably having another project babymama on the side somewhere, so you can have a place to "slee" when your current babymama gets on your "nerves".

Keep doing GHETTO BLACK FOLKS shit. You probably also feel that alimony and child support are WHITE FOLKS SHIT too.

Anonymous said...

@2:35 so Sio has moved on and has a man, but yet its still her exes job to finance her entire life WTF?

This chick is off her rocker, she know damn well she's been getting paid how else is she living and surviving if she's not working? Money gotta be coming in from somewhere. She's a LIAR and should be ashamed of herself pulling stunts like that. Nothing about the way she acts says she's moved on with her life

Anonymous said...

2:39 Sio hey girl I know its you. You seem mighty pressed about this topic, and you seem to be going to bat awfully hard for sio why is that? Why are you so invested like this story effects you personally?....

Anonymous said...

@2:51, why are you pressed that I'm PRESSED about her? It's obvious to anyone with common sense that she wasn't getting paid. She shows PROOF of the stop payment checks and the bank statements proving no money has been deposited into her accounts, but yet, she's STILL the fucked up one.

Only to the low rent in the black community is that way of thinking even possible. smfh


@2:47, you're clearly POOR and have no concept of what ALIMONY is when couples divorce, especially RICH ONES, so you carry on with the ignorance. It's really sad though.

Anonymous said...

@2:39. You are pressed!!!

Anonymous said...

If she had a MAN, instead of some PENIS she got an STD from, she wouldn't be making a damn spectacle and FOOL of herself on a street corner. KILL that noise...and yourself while you're at it.

Anonymous said...

2:57 Bitch shut your wanna be lawyer, but can't pass the bar, ass up! I know exactly what alimony is dummy! The whole point is she's getting that and then some yet she still lying her ass off talking about she's out on the streets that's why I say she doesn't deserve a dime you loon. I'm not speaking from a legal stand point because I know how divorce laws work you dunce.

@2:51 is right got damn you are pressed. Either you're sio herself or you're one of her bird friends that was out there holding those fraudulent signs! No other SANE person would be that pressed about this shit.

Anonymous said...

@3:17, the whole point was that she WASN'T getting paid from him. She showed proof, but no one wants to believe her.

Why do you find me "pressed" when you're sitting up here on this blog defending Wade and taking HIS side?

You're a hypocrite.

Anonymous said...

3:24 how she not getting paid but is eating, surviving living day to day, hair did, has a paid off home, 4 different cars, got time for interviews, filing lawsuits, and paying her lawyers all the while shes not working? How is she doing all that if she's not getting paid. Lol she really has y'all fooled with her LIES and sob stories.

Anonymous said...

Response to 11:04 am. That's how you do it!!! People reap what they sow, and it ain't long in coming. Sio need to take heed to that. As I said on another post, get up and walk. Don't let folk think they got you down. They'll keep you down.

You are right she can get another family. Not that her children are disposable, but you go on. If these kids see her as sane and loving, they're going to want her. It may be after they are grown, but they are coming home to her.

Settlement or no settlement, Five Million or 5 Bucks, get up. Quit trying to refight the same fights with this man. YOu can not exact the revenge that you want. I have found out God can take care of people in much more just ways than I could have ever imagined. I've lived to see dirty ex-spouses get their comeuppance. Even when they have it coming and you see the repayment, if there is any God in you, you will feel sorry for them, although you know they deserved it. Vengeance may not come like you want it, but when it shows up, I promise you, it's just.

Anonymous said...

I hope he realizes before it's too late that the real judge in this case will be his sons who (no doubt) love their mother very much and will not agree with a lot of the choices he's made to handle this situation. I've seen children who came from abusive parents still side with those same parents who have abused them. It's a very delicate situation when dealing with children. So D.Wade may believe he is winning against Siovaughn, but is he really winning when it comes to those precious boys? And does he really believe Gabby can take the place of their own mother? Just something to think about.

Anonymous said...

The notion that she couldn't get a good lawyer to fight DW's lawyer is laughable. All she had to do was walk into the office of Chicago's top divorce attorney and say I'm DWades ex wife and watch them cater to her. They knew she was not going to walk away empty handed and since 75% of divorce proceedings the richer spouse pays the lawyer fees they were good.
She had 16 lawyers because each and everyone of them told her to cut the shit. Take the settlement and 25K a month and move on.
She wanted to give him hell and at the end looks like a bitter and now crazy ex.

zeeedeee said...

dwade is a dick...the end

Anonymous said...

she must ain't hear that Bobby Womack song, "I can't help you if you wanna sleep on the ground"..

Anonymous said...

I wish she didnt come this low but its okay because God forgives. It just seems like she is praising DWade. He is arrogant, I seen his tweets. Most important it would be good if she can quickly get herself together for her cute little boys.

Anonymous said...

"I think people would rather see her as crazy than as an ex-wife being brutally battered financially by her a-list celebrity husband."


Sofaking cosigned!

Anonymous said...

How can some single women w/children-have any sympathy for her? They wish the hell they got $250 a month from their ex. Some women do not know when they have it easy. Those boys need to be w/their father-it takes a man to teach a boy how to be a man. This is just
"history repeating itself". DeWade ending up w/his father! Keep it moving-siocrazee!

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