Tuesday, September 17, 2013

Jay Z and Beyonce Seeking a French Nanny


According to reports Jay Z and Beyonce are on the look-out for a French speaking nanny for their daughter Blue Ivy...

Sources tell The Sun
“Beyonce and Jay have started advertising for a nanny who is happy to travel the world with them."
“The other main stipulation is that she is bilingual."
“They want a French speaker for a number of reasons. The family have a real connection with France and Beyonce’s nephew Julez is a French speaker, because his dad is French."
“They’ve already started seeing candidates and have been getting advice from friends."

118 comments:

Anonymous said...

Really!!!

Anonymous said...

What they need to be finding her is some shoes and somebody that will comb her hair on a daily.Makes no damn sense.

Anonymous said...

Who French? Has that child gotten shorter? Wtf people!?

Anonymous said...

You just cant help yourself, can you, Snitch? This blog is starting suck some serious Camel balls! This is NOT NEWS, MOTHERFUCKER! Lots of celebs have and seek out multi lingual nannies for their babies, why do you feel the need to report on every fucking thing these people do? Then when you're not kissing ass, you just have to quote other ppl doing so! World War 3 could hit us right now and you bastards will find a reason to bring up Beyonce's wig, her cloned baby, her pet camel, her butt pads! WTF is wrong with you,Snitch?

Anonymous said...

Why can't Tina teach her? Being Creole and all. IJS. *side-eye*…

Anonymous said...

CTFU @ 9:56!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Why do they have that baby looking like she just rolled out of the bed with adult morning breath

Anonymous said...

Really? LOL!
The jokes just write themselves on this one!

Anonymous said...

BTW....the real question is....why cant this dense bitch teach the baby french herself? You claim French heritage and French blood so why havent you learned french, Beyonce. All that money and all that limitless access to different cultures yet all you speak and know is illiterate, ghetto swamp rat-lingo! Who taught Juelz french? Was it Tina? Why wont SHE teach it to Blue? In fact, why isnt she ever even SEEN holding, coddling or babysitting Blue?

Anonymous said...

Good for her

We should want more for our children. Culture, bilingual, whatever.

Anonymous said...

So Daniel Smith is French now. Learn something new every day (sarcasm). I swear regular Black folks born from 2 Black parents are always trying to claim other folk’s heritage and ethnicity. I guess stating that you got (Native American) Indian in you is played out now. LOL.

Anonymous said...

Maybe since the baby is not walking yet and has a tender head they leave her hair like that. Maybe she dont wanna pull her daughter edges before the age of 1. But a fro looks bad to self hating black ppl...smh...she would look better wit European hair huh...lol...Im not a stan i just dont get why ppl talk about a babys head...its a baby...lol

Anonymous said...

Well good, maybe they can also find someone to help Bey speak English....

Anonymous said...

@10:24am...WTF does that have to do with COMBING a child's hair? The baby's hair look unkempt.

Tippie Toes said...

"Oh"

Anonymous said...

Not sure why Tina can't watch the baby. It's not like she has anything else to do.
Daniel is not French. That boy is black. I bet his birth certificate says African American/Black.

Anonymous said...

"OTAY"

Anonymous said...

HER CHILD WILLBE RAISED BY A STRANGER ANYWAY!!
AL LEAST TINA RAISED HER OWN CHILDREN EVEN IF SHE WAS WORKING HARD IN HER HAIR SALON.
THIS IS WHY BEYONCE IS SO BOND WITH HER MOTHER.
THERE IS NO SECRET.IF BEY WAS RAISED BY A STRANGER THAT WOULD BE ANOTHER STORY.
RAISE YOUR KID WOMAN!!!
DON'T BE SURPRISED IF YOUR DAUGTHER IS NOT CLOSE TO U.

Dirtydianna said...

Ne Jay z et Beyonce parler francais?

Anonymous said...

LOL at all the comments and cosigning with the comments about if Bey claims French heritage why doesnt SHE know the language and teach her, and also, who DONT you ever see Tina with the baby? And also Daniel SMITH is now French? LMAO.....
So many questions and no damn answers....I agree this is NOT news....This blog is falling OFF.... and someone REALLY should comb that baby's hair...IJS

Anonymous said...

I just hope whomever they get can comb that baby's hair. No one has a problem with a fro - just comb it tho.

Anonymous said...

i would look for spanish-speaking, too.

Anonymous said...

Let Blue learn french(fries)
Bey should learn better english(muffins)
Jay Z still selling Brooklyn(bridge)
Matthew and bride in Houston(we have a problem)
Solange appeared at a wash house(of dereon)
BestInTheBuisness Tina is MIA in her MaDear duty

Anonymous said...

The grade school dop out, AKA The Ebonics Queen is multilingual. Didn't yawl kno?

Anonymous said...

She still wearing those funky shorts with butt pads sewn in. She looks like shit as usual.

Dirtydianna said...

Has anyone wondered if Beyonce is suffering from postpartum depression from having blu...mama knowles seems like the type of grandmother, if you not high yella, w a little button nose she us not fcuking wit ya.

Anonymous said...

We have never seen the Ice Queen with her granddaughter. Does it matter that they are not biologically connected?

Anonymous said...

Hey Dirty, is that possible when she didn't actually give birth?

Anonymous said...

We all know she didn't give birth!

Anonymous said...

Make sure "royal" Blue english since she (not her mom, not her dad)is connected to royal family.WTF?! And better make sure she learns German, since the English Royal family are really German in lineage.
And since we are a global village better learn spanish, poruguese, manderin,Japanese,russian,arabic, swahili,languages that India,Pakistan and everywhere else in the world speaks as well as American sign language. And while you're at it comb and style that baby's afro so it will look like you care about your baby.

dreadee said...

They need to teach that baby Chinese the way we headed...

Anonymous said...

Im sure it was Bey idea and not Jays. However they are super rich so who going to check them. I wish people leave these two alone. Did Bey fuck yall man because she keep her hating ass alley cats pressed.

The Real Fedup said...

Beyonce needs to master the English language herself before she can advise Blue to speak another language. Poor Blue probably can't understand a word her momma is saying if it is not turn into a song.

Anonymous said...

That big headed ass bundle of joy ain't tender-headed. If she is, just don't pull back so hard on her hair. Why won't they let that girl be pretty just once??

You sound stupid with your excuses on why her hair isn't combed. Her parents don't care about how she appears in public. That's fine. Just be ready to accept the criticism that's gonna come with that. They could hire someone to do her hair, but they won't because she's a baby and that's not important to them at this time. Maybe Tina told them in order to have the healthiest hair, it has to be allowed to grow for a year without being combed or clotted with goop (Pro-Stlye Gel). She did heads for a living, right? Ain't the baby about 2-3 years old now? So that 1 year shit expired!! Comb that baby's head, bitch!!!!

Anonymous said...

Halle Berry rarely combs her daughters hair too.

Anonymous said...

Awww.... Lil Blu Ugly gone speak ghetto French just like her deep southern countrified French creole loozianna mammy...

Anonymous said...

Yeah cuz the last thing that ugly ghetto baby gorilla needs is to speak French

ain't gonna help when she looking like a field nucca in Gucci

Anonymous said...

who give a rats azz bout her hair or her french dirty diana stfu for the rest will bey pay yor bills?if stfu

Anonymous said...

that baby is gonna be basic as fuq cuz jay and bey are dim

she gonna be fugly cuz she look like daddy

but the little bish gonna maybe remember a few french words her nanny tried to teach her in youth

fuq off

-Honey B

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Halle Berry rarely combs her daughters hair too.
1:30 PM

The difference between Nahla and Blue is Nahla has curly hair, Blue has nappy, matted hair. All Halle has to do is put Nahla's hair in a ponytail or 2. I guess Beyonce and Jay want their daughter to grow locks because that what it looks like is happening. I would never let my daughter leave the house with a her hair looking like Blue's...That hair looks dirty and smelly.

Anonymous said...

This is what happens when you let
#niggazinparis
UglyThugDaddy+DumbFreakMama=RichBaby
#onlyinamerica

Anonymous said...

i think this is a great idea, maybe the french nanny can also teach blue algbruh.

Anonymous said...

midnight in the garden of good and evil.

Anonymous said...

no shade but doesn't blue remind you of someone?
http://moviewriternyu.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/heat-miser.png

Anonymous said...

^ LMAO ! Stop it!

Fuck Hollywood! said...

@ 2:27 YAAAAS!

Anonymous said...

Beyonce always lookin at Blu like...
I can't believe I had a baby by this Ugly nigga...

Anonymous said...

The white folks done got to them, especially Gwen Paltrow, these two are idiots.

COMB THAT UGLY ASS CHILDS HAIR, THEN WORRY ABOUT A FRENCH BITCH.

Beyonce speaks country, so how will she confab with nappy head.

Anonymous said...

Find somebody french to french braid that ugly childs hair.


Anonymous said...

yall forget Nhala is stunning, this child right here.................



















































................is not

Anonymous said...

yes Bouncy you will soon learn that MONEY does not change genetic makeup and pedigree , you chose money over good DNA , now your child will forvet suffer

if Jay was brole he would not be on her lever

intellect and looks and health are sought after traits, Jay may have one (health) this bitch Blue lost the genetic jackpot thanks to her idiot mommy being money hungry and blind

if he wasn't rich no way Jay could get up in a woman like that ...

Anonymous said...

^ forever

Anonymous said...

Don't Jay got a French mistress? Just hire her as the nanny......

Anonymous said...

This cunt whore wants to be everything but Black. She is so obsessed with bragging that she has French blood. But this isn't surprising since she loves to wear blackface. Sick of this woman and her domesticated camel pet.

Anonymous said...

Wont change the fact that your hubby pass him dick around like its Halloween candy

#seasonaljokes

Anonymous said...

They should find a Nanny to teach Beyonce english first!

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Im sure it was Bey idea and not Jays. However they are super rich so who going to check them. I wish people leave these two alone. Did Bey fuck yall man because she keep her hating ass alley cats pressed.
12:33 PM
============= No we mad cuz she fucked your man and gave him the herps and now that disease got you losing your MothaFukkin mind. Got you praising people you don't know and who don't give two shits about ya. How crazy is that?!

Anonymous said...

From good to bad to fucking ridiculous. She's past the point of "doing too much".

Anonymous said...

Another blurry pic of Blur Ivy. This child must have a force field that automatically defocuses all handheld camera devices. She is always the ONLY one out of focus in pics.... :/

Anonymous said...

Juelz father is a hoodlum from Texas that was diggin up in Solange when she wasn't even legal. What they talkin about "he's a French Speaker?" Beyonce wishes Juelz was her son. She should have just taken Juelz's fathers sperm and made another sibling in a test tube.

Anonymous said...

^ that force field is called being FUGLY, it also tends to break mirrors

Anonymous said...

@3:11pm but JayZ son is cute. Sometimes an ugly person can make a cute baby. I think that GayZ's genes are better suited on a male child, on a female- uh, not so much. And I think his son takes after the mother in terms of facial bone structure and lips and eyes. Bey should reunite all of Gay's kids.

Anonymous said...

Many old, occult and black magik books are in French, Jodie Foster grew up becoming fluent in French and even attended a private school funded by the occult; so I'm not surprised by this "announcement" by these two, Boule demons. They're starting Esoteric 101 with Blue Ivy ASAP. The mind of a child is like a sponge. That's why Solange had Jules learning French so early. Funny we don't hear about or see him now. He's probably attendinh one of the private occultic schools in New Orleans being funded by Sandra Bullock, Angelina Jolie, and Brad Pitt. The devil is a liar.

Anonymous said...

@11:59 AM You made my day ROTMFF.

Anonymous said...

lol @ 3:15 pm..he got so many mistresses around the globe he should just let them all spend time with Blue and teach her all their native tongues

Anonymous said...

Jay & Bey

NO Diplomas - check
Drug Dealer. - check
Unintelligible. - check
BK Projects. - check
Dirty South. -check
CamelFace. - check
WeaveQueen - check
GhettoBaby. - check
TeenMomSister - check
Glam-Ma Granny - check
SkinnyJeansJay - check
Rich. - check

They sound like a ghetto lottery winners...

Anonymous said...

12:33.... Solame? Kelly? STFU was sucking Stan...

Anonymous said...

I really hope this kid is able to stay in a hermetically sealed environment! With these dupes as parents it's not going to get any easier for little Blur. Ever.

Anonymous said...

@534 Bitch hush. I am not a stan but I do love Bey and I have met her and she is nice. Nicer than many women who is ugly and poor.

Anonymous said...

You stinky, jealous hoes are surely going to pay for the way you speak about an innocent child. The child has not done one damn thing to you all. When your world starts to crumble & nothing is going right-just think of this being your "payback" for the hatred that you have in your heart! Someone that you really love-will suffer because of your hatred. As the saying goes: "GOD DOES NOT LIKE UGLY." IT WILL NOT BE PRETTY......

Anonymous said...

U kno what this sht is funny as hell i cant fk wit chall today.. Done wit this sht

Anonymous said...

Where's Blue's nanny from birth???? Blue will have a tough road ahead of her because her mom has a terrible reputation and those videos/concerts will follow her through life. Beyonce is one selfish person...

Anonymous said...

@ 6:11 well God must really have Jay and Blur then

what did the baby do to make God hate her?

Anonymous said...

Just another one of OLDONCE KNOWLES' publicity stunts...

Fact remains that she is... no one still cares.

Anonymous said...

Everything God created has a purpose in the grand scheme of things.

Beyonce has ABSOLUTELY NO PURPOSE ON THIS EARTH.

Draw your own conclusions from that.

Anonymous said...

I'm qualified.......
Ah bon -really
Allons-y - Let's go
a tes-souhaits (if I get hired) Bless You
call me J & Bey

Anonymous said...

The only requirement for the nanny is that she pledge allegiance to satan and is well versed in the arts.

Anonymous said...

Blue's first words will be Vou Le Vous Cou Chez Avec Moi, C'est Soi?!

(don't care if that's not how you spell it)

Anonymous said...

Voulez-vous couchez avec moi, ce soir.....bish

Anonymous said...

@5:58pm you can't even speak English so stfu!

Anonymous said...

I love Beyonce the Elderly Tranny Klown so much!

She is such a funny starlet!!!

Anonymous said...

Solange Baby father must speak creole...broken French.

Anonymous said...

I'm going shopping to make myself feel better...who's coming?

Anonymous said...

Beyoncce,look like she standing on the welfare line in that pic..lol Tacky clothes,tacky wild matted hair, baby....I guess the expensive clothes she has on Blue makes up for the unkempt hair.....Hallie berry's daughter has thin hair she can wear it frizzy and look put together...Beyoncces daughters hair is thick.She has curls yes,but the hair is dryer and thicker and courser.Beyoncce is in denial,she believes her daughter has thin biracial baby hair..lol

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = STARLET

Anonymous said...

What the fcuk is wrong with you!? COMB THAT BABIES HAIR!!!! It's the only way people will stop making fun of her....you just don't give a shit do you?

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = LYING ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = WASHED UP

Anonymous said...

Dear BEYONCE,
Look...get a cup of water ,a bottle of Nexus humectress conditioner,a soft brush and a towel.Put the towel across Blues shoulders to catch what liquid that falls.Since u like her hair to be worn free,do this....dip a soft bristle brush in the cup of water,leave it their,to further soften the brush.Pour a palm full of conditioner in your hands and rub it in Blues dry hair,The hair will begin to soften.No need to put water in her hair the conditioner is wet enough.Take the wet brush an brush out all her curls,slow and softly,or use no brush and just your finger comb it like white people and I do.Do not rinse out conditioner leave it in until bathtime.Blues hair will look like biracial kids hair all day.No need to put bows in it since u obviously don't like that.Shape Blues hair with you hands,make some twirls with her hair around your fingers,do her whole h ead,let the hair air dry.I have hair like Blue and this works for me...people think I wear a wig cause my hair is full of curls...the conditioner acts like a styling cream,and it makes the hair look thin like biracial hair....I am a hater,don't ever say your haters don't love you....I type slow and I took time to send you this tip...~!Peace out...sb from Long Island

Anonymous said...

8th line down....*their=there

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = ELDERLY TRANNY KLOWN

Anonymous said...

I made a few more typos...sorry....

Anonymous said...

Hold Blues hair at the root and brush from the bottom of her hair to the top,this hurts less...Do this for each section of hair that y ou brush Beyonce, if you decide to use a brush instead of your fingers...

Anonymous said...

@7:49 Bitch I know how to speak English. I need for yall to leave my cousin Solo and Bey alone especially Solo.

#TexasChicks
#CousinB
#Cousin-Solo

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = DESPERATE STARLET

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = STRUGGLE STARLET

Anonymous said...

Wow... She does look like she could be standing on line at the check cashing spot. Baby Blu and ProjectJay definitely lookin the part as well. Jay has brought this chick down several notches...

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = CERTIFIED SONGTHIEF

Anonymous said...

Haters STFU with yall hating asses. They are rich and could care less of what any of you heatens think. Please do you not know success is the GREATEST revenge. Yall better learn.

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = TOTAL FAILURE

Anonymous said...

@12:03am everytime yall plebian stans holler about she's rich it makes it sound like you are living in a cardboard box. Is that all that you judge people on? What about integrity, good character, and decency? Are you on government assistance? Beyonce is not even a billionaire yet. Do you want to know who's rich? Oprah is Rich.

Beyonce's wealth is largely smoke and mirrors. She leases everything and she has a HUGE monthly overhead of stylists, lawyers, bodyguards, chefs, drivers, assistants, hair stylists, travel, and makeup artists. The reason why she is touring non-stop is because she has to pay these people.

Julius allegedly makes $500,000 a yr..you do the math.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce= paid distraction working for the government and the elites to keep the plebian stans occupied so they don't realize what's really going on.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce ain't it about time you retired? You have been in the headlines doing nothing for waaaaaaaaaaaay toooooooooooooooooooo loooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnngggggggggggggggggggg!!!!!! Dayuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum.

Give the world a break. We don't want to hear anymore ladies anthems about shake this or how grown you are. The all female band is late and the blonde hair is a mess. Let someone else. You've had 15 consecutive flops.

-the world.

Anonymous said...

@12:23 True and Oprah is my ultimate role model. Bey is near my age. I am 26 so I really do not consider her one. However, yall say shit that goes on with everyone. For example, I think people expected Blue to be this exotic looking baby because her mom is pretty but she didnt turn out the way many pictured she would but Blue is still pretty. I think Bey and Jay are good parents. What is Blue going to be wanting for? Also, I wish people stop getting on the baby if a parent lacks it doesnt have shit to do with the innocent soul. I do like Bey because shes a great performer and consistent.

Anonymous said...

^^Let someone else have a chance**"-3rd to last line

Anonymous said...

@12;42 am Bey is not near your age if you're 26. Bey is in her 40s!!!!!!! Wake up and stop believing the lies!

Anonymous said...

Wow... She does look like she could be standing on line at the check cashing spot. Baby Blu and ProjectJay definitely lookin the part as well.
..................
I meant, Beyonce looks like she's standing on the Welfare line at The welfare building,The Dept of Social Services building...Holding blue with her matted hair and her ghetto blond color wig,they actually look dirty and poor....I've seen poor people look much better haired smoothed down and brushed....

Anonymous said...

I'm starting to think something is wrong with Beyoncce...No body walks around with a black child with the hair like that...She is a cute baby...why is she doing this to poor Blue...Does she feel Blue ruined her career?

Anonymous said...

#SumptinAintRight

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = LYING ASSHOLE

Anonymous said...

this is all beys fault

http://moviewriternyu.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/heat-miser.png

Dirtydianna said...

@2:12 NAW BITCH YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP...YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I GOT TO SAY, DONT READ IT YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER.

Anonymous said...

LOL she does like she's in the welfare/unemployment line

thats where the bish belongs

Anonymous said...

#1. The JUNK Jewelry is killing me!!
#2. She doesn't have a problem showing this kid, its really showing how she doesn't like Blue too much and that she was FORCED into pretending to carry her, etc....

http://25.media.tumblr.com/ff287d9ebef926e93730857bf383f5aa/tumblr_mtadjsQfng1qgmkcqo1_1280.jpg

http://25.media.tumblr.com/60b404f0e1d38a48278670d0d03c7a5f/tumblr_mtae49rcF71qgmkcqo1_1280.jpg

Anonymous said...

@10:22--The links are a damn shame, I understand you promoting etc... But have we ever seen a FRONTAL pic of Bey & Blu or even J happy like a regular family?

This is how she really feels,

http://beyonce-legion.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/VN_Beyonce_Jay_Z_Excl_9467.jpg

Anonymous said...

@ 12:23 You are so right on - all smoke and mirrors

@ 2:14 Jay ruined her career, not intentionally, and this "grown woman" let him!

Anonymous said...

@1:07 PM Why don't you comb your own nappy hair and stop worrying about Blue's head.

Anonymous said...

The body language says it all. Beyonce is not connect to this child. The bitch faked a pregnancy. If she is Blue's Biological Mother then Beyonce has no maternal bone in her body. The crazy bitch didn't wanna experience the gift of having her own baby grow inside of her to bond. The crazy bitch walked around fooling people with a cushion that folded in and out on national tv SMH. The first New born pic of Beyonce holding blue in the hospital looked Staged like she was holding a doll baby or some else's child. She blurred out all Blue's face in every picture yet her face is always clear smh. She carried the baby around like a sack of potatoes. She lied about her age. One picture Blue looks like a 2 to 3 year old and the next picture she looks like a damn 10 month old. She never floss Blue around like she did Julez when he was small. She got that baby out in public looking wild with her Don King hairstyle because it sure as hell not a fucking Afro like silly bitches on this post is claiming smh.

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