Friday, March 07, 2014

NeNe Hopes Stripper Past Will Help Her Win Dancing with the Stars


Former stripper NeNe Leakes plans to use her pole dancing skills to win Dancing with the Stars...

NeNe broke down her strategy telling Jimmy Kimmel,
"In my twenties I was an exotic dancer…I'm going to bring it. I plan to win a lot of the men votes!"
"My strategy is to bring a lot of soul and a lot of personality, which I don't think a lot of those Olympic athlete people have. I want to make sure that I bring energy and pop!"

52 comments:

Anonymous said...

She is still trying to shade that ice skating pair. The other day she said they were stiff. She must don't know that nasty attitude that she has on RHOA and The Apprentice will not fly on DWTS. People don't play that mess on there and I am laughing at the fact that she thinks she is going to win. Nene Tweakes you will not win DWTS. You have to have a large number of fans and people have to actually like you. Bristol Palin couldn't dance worth shit in the beginning but she made it to the third spot because of her little fan base. As for the men voting for you, you need to stop boosting your head up cause you are not sexy nor pretty. Hell Christina Milan looks a 100 times better than you and can dance better than you and she didn't do that well. Nene Tweakes you are the second transgender person on DWTS right after Chaz Bono. I'm sure your real nose is between your legs.

Anonymous said...

Well, alrighty then

Anonymous said...

Cocaine is a hellava drug.

Anonymous said...

You can't shade those ice Skaters...they got Gold medals compliments of Derek's(DWTS) choreography. Bloop

Anonymous said...

I guess she plan on sucking the judge's dick.

Anonymous said...

That Big, Black, Blond, hair hat, Bitch can't dance!!!

Anonymous said...

This is going to be nasty... and whenI say nasty I mean gross

Anonymous said...

When they send this big bitch home (Sesame Street) I wonder how will she respond to it? Will she get all nasty and say she was robbed? Like that poor horse in Fulton County.....she stole the poor things mane and teeth.

Anonymous said...

Who DA HELL would VOLUNTARILY pay this water buffalo to take off her clothes???????????? Shit, I'd pay her to KEEP HER CLOTHES ON and COVER UP HER FACE!!! Was Bullwinkle REALLY a stripper or was she just a GARDEN VARIETY HOE trickin on the corner and is saying she was a stripper to make herself sound "better"?

Anonymous said...

This post is full of Nene haters!!!! Nobody forced any of you hating miserable ppl to watch it! Yall like to call her fans crazy but you haters and nay sayers are worse. How do u follow every move she makes just to talk down on her, a powerful female that you could never ever reach. Shes disgusting but yet you thrive on her srories. And for the hypercrits who say she isnt doin anything positive for feminism; just what are u doing by spreading your hate for a female you dont know?? I bet my life if there was a way for you Nene haters to switch places with her you wouldnt think twice about it! Ima repost this in every Nene post to let you hating ass bitches know that yall are MISERABLE!

Anonymous said...

Wow Nene you look Beautiful, your head shots are wonderful.

Anonymous said...

The Flash Flood of Women who Hate are not out in force yet. We are depending on your support and strong showing. Come on ladies we know you can do it. Happy Hating.

Anonymous said...

Fuck that...when you act ugly, you get ugly.

mure_noire said...

when did they allow Sesame Street characters to perform on this show??!?!?!?

Bee Gee said...

That pic... doesn't even look human

dreadee said...

Nene be gangbangin on bacon....is she ever happy?!

Anonymous said...

@10:07 how are you going to continue to post the same damn thing every day on this site? We know you can't come up with anything new to stan for that big wilder beast. What you need to do is to tell that yeti to stop running her big mouth. She is a non factor that will flop her wide load ass all over that ballroom. When Bruno start slaying her ass she will not be able to hold her peace. Also they don't do stripper moves in the ballroom. I hope Lynn goes in on her big bow hipped ass. I really hope they snatch her wig....LITERALLY!!!

Anonymous said...

they keep u around for what ur needed.. this one wants to be the black Joan Rivers.. ya'll keep it up they gone give her her own talk show.. let her fade to black..good god

Anonymous said...

Good for you Nene .

Anonymous said...

You are so right 10: 07 .

Anonymous said...

"In my twenties I was an EXOTIC dancer"........LMAO. Girl please, you were a STRIPPER who slid your big half naked ass around a pole. Unles they have that in your dance number you won't be bringing anything to the show.
When will it sink in she will have to dance the way they want her to dance. The waltz, hip hop, rumba, salsa, etc.....it's what THEY want Nene.
I don't watch the show and won't watch it becaue she's on it, but I'm sure the gossip blog commenters will keep me ROTF ith laughter over their comments.

Anonymous said...

What happened to her face?!

Magick said...

@Bee Gee, aye yo check this out. This will guarantee to get you laughing....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LqZrIQL0Z3M

Anonymous said...

What youse jealous haters fail to realize is that all them there appearances lead to contarct$, endorsement$... therefore million$ from
companies such as Monkey Joe$ and Gorilla Glue... suck on that hater$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!! Watch as she wins the Mirrorball, bitches , and YES Maksim wants her badly.

Scrumptous Bomb Diggidy Darn Good Honey Buns said...

oh please she be looking like a mouse in sequins

Scrumptous Bomb Diggidy Darn Good Honey Buns said...

@1: 39 pop your pills before you jump on the net boo

Anonymous said...

Baltimore Foot Stomper wins Dancing With The Stars. Um, NO

Anonymous said...

Between this one and Erin Andrews (Brandy fans know what this means) this show will be almost impossible to watch.

Anonymous said...

@1:39 believe me Makism will put this moose in her place. He doesn't take no mess. And I'm sure Derek (the golden boy) will not have her as his partner. I can't wait to see how far she will go, but I'm quite sure she will not put her hooves on that mirror ball. The only balls she will ever clutch is her own.

Anonymous said...

@9:09 knows what they are talking about. Some people know nothing about the demographics of this show. The core fan base is middle aged, middle American, white females. They won't take too kindly her insults hurled at "America's Sweethearts", the ice dancers. They are on top of the world right now. She is not their type and they are all over the web letting DWTS fans know, one person called her the Lowest Common Denominator... get it??? Another site called her a THUG. These hags are dog- whistling all over the websites. She doesn't get it, they aren't looking for "soul", week three at the latest.

Anonymous said...

10:07 is a stupid degenerate that posts the same thing over and over again because they cannot come up with anything new to say. Finding new words isn't easy for a fool.

Anonymous said...

3:04, Like you nothing new and like you here we go again
This post is full of Nene haters!!!! Nobody forced any of you hating miserable ppl to watch it! Yall like to call her fans crazy but you haters and nay sayers are worse. How do u follow every move she makes just to talk down on her, a powerful female that you could never ever reach. Shes disgusting but yet you thrive on her srories. And for the hypercrits who say she isnt doin anything positive for feminism; just what are u doing by spreading your hate for a female you dont know?? I bet my life if there was a way for you Nene haters to switch places with her you wouldnt think twice about it! Ima repost this in every Nene post to let you hating ass bitches know that yall are MISERABLE!

Anonymous said...

Nene's ass may be going to far to stay relevant. A hospital visit ain't no joke for chest pains and over exertion when you ain't in shape to be moving like a pro. Hope the fame whore don't collapse and drop to the floor permanently.

Anonymous said...

Y'all is just jealous because Maksim will want to hit that. Deal bitche$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Nene will probably be a nightmare to work with. Like Wendy Williams she'll be stiff and she won't follow directions. She's hard-headed & will be telling him what to do. Good luck Tony, they must be paying him a lot to deal with her

Anonymous said...

Personally, I wouldn't trade place with Nene for all the money in the world. Who wants to be known as a Bully at her age. I won't be watching DWTS because Nene will never make it, Nene cannot dance. Nobody wants to see Nene buss it open, drop it like it hot or back that thing up. We all know DWTS is to classy for this gutter Rat. BLOOP!

Anonymous said...

She will be very disappointed when she finds out there is no dance called the Pop and Lock..........

Anonymous said...

Again bitche$$$$, I predict stunned silence when Maksim starts hittin' that.

Anonymous said...

Who did this bitch's cosmetic dental work? Tell me so I won't make an appointment with the wrong damn dentist! This bitch's smile wreaks of fake. Her smile is downright ugly. For real, no shade.

Anonymous said...

Exotic Dancer my ass Nene was a stripper and she wasn't a good stripper. Only old men's threw her a dollar, and Nene suck and lick Greg old ass clean. That was her big break we all know the story. RHOA save Nene stank ass.

Anonymous said...

Say what you want but I bet they will have the best ratings ever on that show.

Anonymous said...

@3:51 Maksim didn't even marry Karina S. so what makes you think in your crazy mind that he would want a man like Nene. That Italian guy didn't even want Nene. I'm sure they just paid him to come on the show and play to be interested in her. No one wants her that's why she had to go back and marry Gregg again. Boy when Lynn tell this bitch the truth about her dancing, she will not be able to take it. They should let Towanda Braxton did the show rather than this mule. Like someone said....this show is very demanding. I want her to get mad at Tony and try to choke him like she did Kim and let's see how quick her ass will be in jail. Andy won't be able to save her from this. Nene is going to be a very sore loser and she better leave those Olympians alone cause white America don't play about their Olympians.

Anonymous said...

Maksim likes tall blondes, Mi$$ Rich Bitch is a tall blonde... watch the fireworks. The attraction will not be denied. Prepare for stunned, silent tongues and the acid of jealousy in your veins. AND she will get the mirrorball!!!

Anonymous said...

@5:29 you sound like a fool. Karina Smirnoff isn't blond and really Nene isn't either. We don't have a clue of what's under that James Madison wig. You and Nene are the only two people in the world who really think Nene will win that mirrorball. Maksim will not look at Nene twice and will tell her to her face that she ain't shit. Maksim is Russian he doesn't give a flying F about no Nene Leakes. I can't wait to the premiere so I can have a barrel of laughs. I will laugh my ass off watching this water buffalo try to be graceful on the dance floor. I bet she won't be able to pick up her platypus feet to do the quick step or even the Charleston. Those big wide hips will be all over the place when she tries to do the rumba and the salsa. I'm sure when its time to do the pasodoble she will be the one swinging that cape. That part is for the male dancer but then again she is a bull so I'm confused on this part. Maybe she can dance by herself and do both roles....the matador and the bull.

Anonymous said...

5:29 Nene will win the mirror-ball, agree co-sign 110%. Nene go and pick up that glitter, the mirror-ball and bring that baby home!

Anonymous said...

@6:32 is Nene going to portray the bull or the bully? That's all I want to know.

Anonymous said...

Nene will indeed take the mirror ball, and watch her switch partners to Maksim during the week 3 switch. Y'all will be silenced with jealousy!!

Anonymous said...

Nene, You Go Girrrl!!! Do Your Thang!!!

Anonymous said...

Nene darling, you look marvelous, beautiful, charming and ABSOLUTELY MARVELOUS...IJS

Anonymous said...

Oh and P.S. you will bring home the Gold...

Anonymous said...

To: The Flash Flood of Nasty BB_tches that Hate, EAT CAKE!

Anonymous said...

Damn, look at that beak of hers in that pic! Someone get this Bird a cracker! LOL

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