Friday, May 02, 2014

Chris Brown to Spend His Birthday in Jail


Chris Brown appeared in court yesterday for a bail hearing that didn't go quite the way he planned…

After seven weeks in jail Chris Brown was again denied bail yesterday at a hearing in L.A. Superior Court.

Chris was hoping to be out in time for his birthday May 5, but he'll have to spend at least another week in jail.

Chris Brown's next hearing is set for May 9.

69 comments:

Your Highness said...

OMG!!! that picture is priceless!!!

Ms. Lee said...

Poor thing. :-/

Anonymous said...

Oh well...

Anonymous said...

Snitch you are a fool for this pic! Lmbao
I heard this on the news this morn. He'll be sitting until his case is over so he might as well use the time to reflect, sing, dance in his cell and workout so he can comeback better than ever.

Anonymous said...

LMAO @ that photoshopped picture!

Anonymous said...

Maybe if and when he gets out he will be humbled. I know I would. I bet it's no fun behind bars. Hopefully this will teach you a lesson my brother. Stay strong.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, that picture isn't funny. Another Black man behind bars with a criminal record.

Anonymous said...

Caption for this picture: "Bubba, noooo! Don't make me drop the soap again!"

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Snitch you are a fool for this pic! Lmbao
I heard this on the news this morn. He'll be sitting until his case is over so he might as well use the time to reflect, sing, dance in his cell and workout so he can comeback better than ever.
10:24 AM
^^^ DEAD!! did you just sing & dance in his cell??? LMAOO and that picture DO NOT HELP the visual. That picture is HILARIOUSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nic said...

Lol, how did they get this picture? This has not been a good year for him, hopefully it'll change soon.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
Honestly, that picture isn't funny. Another Black man behind bars with a criminal record.
10:27 AM
^^^^^^ and you probably a Porsha Williams supporter that co-signed her dragging Kenya BYE GIRL!

Anonymous said...

All together now:

"Everybody Haaates Chrisss"

Anonymous said...

THE PICTURE!!!!!!!!! LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Loving that picture!

Anonymous said...

10:31, And you were obviously failed by whomever raised you to come to such a stupid ass conclusion. Get your silly ass on somewhere, bitch.

Unknown said...

Chris , Pull your panties to the side . He will make you feel alright !!!

Anonymous said...

@10:31
PORSHA WILLIAMS AND CHRIS BROWN DEFINITELY SHARE FANS.
TWO PHYSICALLYVIOLENT, EXCUSE-LADEN PEAS IN A POD.

Anonymous said...

When art meets reality - that picture is funny

Anonymous said...

Jeez - when it rains it pours!
Keep your Faith Chris.
I swear it sounds like a root has been put on him.

Diabetes UNBOTHERED said...

25th birthday IN JAIL?

#TRAGGIC

Anonymous said...

All he has to do is 1000 pushups a day to make this situation work out in his favor.
If he's smart he's practicing in that cell all day on some Tupac shit figuring out how he gon get that green when he come out.
Tupac made that deal with the devil when he went to jail for raping that chick... He was mysteriously released,made millions for record execs and then made them even more $ after his death.
This weird ass situation is not going down like this for no reason.
Serious money deals are being brokered behind cell doors with the record industry bigwigs.
Talent = Money
Greedy people never leave Money on the table.

Anonymous said...

Naya Rivera stay losing:
http://music.msn.com/music/article.aspx?news=865228

Anonymous said...

I feel a Chitlin Circuit Musical coming behind this story...

Delited said...

That pic is funny as hell. I don't think anyone on this post is laughing at another black man's failure, but simply finding humor in the pic. It's photoshopped, I highly assume. Someone on here needs to smoke a joint and chillax.

Anonymous said...

I honestly wonder what he did or is refusing to do that is making, the devils punish and humiliate him to this extent. Yes he has done some stupid shit but damn, no more than any of the other sick people in hollywood.

Anonymous said...

CHRIS OUR PRAYERS GO OUT TO YOU KEEP THE FAITH AND PUT IT ALL IN GODS HAND

Anonymous said...

@10:33a correction no, everybody doesn't HATE Chris. I LOVE him and admire his MANY UNDENIABLE TALENTS.

@10:42: try again. I loathe all things Porsche.

Snitch. I FAIL to see the humor in that pic. Another black man in jail is NOT funny. We LOSE. Like it or NOT Chris is the VICTIM of the system here. Anybody else would have gotten time served by now

Damn Chris my first thought was Pac when he was like "its'a helluva way to.spend my (insert age) birthday" my biggest concern about the situation is that the punishment DOESN'T fit the crime. Had he got dragged up.an thru FOR goin upside Rhiannas head I feel THIS craziness would've been much more effective and justified. Maybe he would have learned a valuable lesson THEN. Here we are WITH he said, she said and no video means SHIT. They tryin to get his mind.(hold ya HEAD Chris). Figure if he got by with the rhianna incident, but did not get away with this?? What does an NOT fully developed, hungry, cold Chris supposed to think ?? How does this help heal him. Or the better question how does this help heal us?? It doesn't. It a mean vicious cycle and Chris is goin thru.the ringer. GOD is hard on the ones he loves and Chris is no exception. For what its worth HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHRIS. its ALL in Ya mind. #mindovermatter Remember GOD IS LOVE and LOVE TRUMPS ALL!!
#FREE CHRIS MAURICE BROWN #~TEAMBREEZY

Niyabinghi Warrior said...

Snitch why you hating on my boy Chris, where the hell that hilariously ass picture come from oh maw gwad "said in my old ny jewish yt woman voice" lol snitch you ain't right for these pictures you be posting, now I can barely focus on the damn story I'm laughing so hard and spitting coffee all over my damn desk lol CB keep your head up I have two kids that are Taurus and my dad was a Taurus, y'all are some stubborn ass people fixed in your fuckeries, don't worry you will be out but let this be a lesson to get your life right!! you have had a lot of opportunities since that fateful night to get it right, your an extremely gifted young man and must take responsibility for your action, bipolar is no excuse plenty of muthafukkas live with bipolar including my ass, you have to master self or self with master you, when you got floodlights on your ass, you have to go quietly about your business and keep a low profile, not every celebrity is out hanging with the rest of fools and hangers on with the yes men and women who ain't gon tell you, you shit is not correct. take this time and go within, read some Tao Te Ching and Art of War, and watch some 36 chambers of shaolin and 5 deadly venoms to learn how to master self, this beast is always hungry and if it will eat its own, what will it do to you when you keep wearing a meat suit stepping in the lions cage. hold ya head up!!! nigga ain't like you got 20 0r 30 years. snitch you dead ass wrong for this picture lol

Anonymous said...

Chris decided to act like his crap is golden. People will get tired of you...you are NOT the next Michael Jackson, Luther Vandross, Whitney Houston..NOT a music prodigy. You are 1 in a million...one that received FAVOR...FAVOR runs out when you ignore what you've been given.

Happy Birthday Jail Bird Chris...that idiot is a Taurus like me...DAMN!

Ms. Lee said...

Niyabinghi Warrior---

My husband is a Taurus and you have never lied...he is stubborn as hell.

Bee Gee said...

That pic..

Anonymous said...

Maybe he will learn something this time. Yes he does need to do like Pac, reflect and write so good music. His little song is doing well. ...too bad he can't promote it. I hope he gets the mental help he needs whenever they release him.

I two brothers that are Taurus and the oldest one, you can't tell him shit.

Anonymous said...

Cosign @ 11:38
Lol!!! That's some Tuff Love for that ass...
That's my boy though.. Snitch U dead ass wrong!!!
Hey, he earned His bad moment... It happens in life if you've Lived.
We shall see if he has the intestinal fortitude to go inward and bounce back.

Anonymous said...

@11:55
That song is hot.
The funny thing is im hearing him on the radio all day everyday since he's been locked down.
The only person that can stop CBreezy is Chris Brown.

Niyabinghi Warrior said...

@Miss Lee
I love Taurus they are stubborn as hell, Taurus men will be loyal to you and hold down the fort, they can be good providers too. I have love for the Taurus men. my 12 year old son just had a birthday and my 6 year old daughter birthday is in a couple of weeks, she is stubborn as hell too lol

Anonymous said...

Chris you will be home before you know it this time when you touch down make better choices in life chill with the thug life and get back on your grind you have a lot of talent that does not need to go to waste you have people and family in your life that only wants the best for you and so do I. Your smile says it all when you are smiling

Anonymous said...

LMAO at that pic! Snitch y'all wrong for that.

mure_noire said...

HE SINGING, "THESE HOES AINT LOYAL!!!"

Anonymous said...

That picture is both cruel and hilarious!

Anonymous said...

@Ms. Lee

I dated a Taurus. Never again. :(

Ms. Lee said...

Niyabinghi Warrior---

I really love the qualities and characteristics that my husband possesses as a Taurus. Yes, he is extremely stubborn, but he is also very sincere, strong, affectionate, and he is an excellent provider even though I too am an excellent provider due to my career. You are right though; loyalty and dependability are two things that I love about my Taurus.

1:25---

What happened?

Anonymous said...

Happy BDay Chris! keep ya head up, hopefully this will be over soon, and you will have learned a valuable lesson from all this nonsence. this BS is not worth you freedom. Private jets to Con Air come on young man please get your shit together.

Anonymous said...

That's what happens when you break the law. You know how many niggas spend their BDday's in jail and holidays? Maybe they'll be nice enough to give him a cupcake with a candle in it and sing Happy Birthday to him.

Anonymous said...

Keep ya head up babyboy!!
Happy BirthDay!!
TeamBreezy

Anonymous said...

CHRIS DON'T DROP THE SOAP

nba is fixed said...

Pretty Boy Flizzy better sleep with one eye open! Those gay inmates at L.A. County Jail will make him want to UHHHHHHHH!

Anonymous said...

Serves him right, he's had more chances than most.

Anonymous said...

This should let all you po MF know if they can lock a rich nig like Chris up and don't let him out they don't give a shit about you.
What was so wrong with Chris laying low and not getting into in trouble until his probation was up. This is his fault not Re-Re's or anyone else for that matter. He that fool that locked up and they won't let out.

Anonymous said...

What is really messed up about this is Rihanna used to slap kick
punch and the famous finger to the forhead push along with calling him gay. For along time***before he finlly snapped***

She has never admitted or owned up to it and look at the effect
now in his life. What I said is known even by some media who choose to ignore it.

Anonymous said...

Look at me now and for the rest of his life, he will always remember that if and when you get caught up into a situation
Where the Court Orders you to Rehab, You are Never supposed
to say things like Tell them how well You like knifes and Guns. While he's sitting there he need to be trying to figure out a way
He can Kick himself in the butt for being such a Idiot, Deuces.

Anonymous said...

@4:45 this is true. Dancers had to sign a confidential agreement that worked for Chris. Industry people know that Rihanna is abusive too. However, Chris needs to rebound, accept that the media especially white will taunt him for life like they did MJ. Chris needs better people around him not leeches. Kae is another form of leech. What Chris folks should have done in 2008: released statement explaining him taking full responsibility for his actions, mental illness, and going to a behavior health center for treatment. Open and support a womens battered shelter. Give a major interview explaining that he has never been violent with any other female, co signers from relatives & mgmt, ask for forgivness, tell the world I am seeking help, Rihanna has forgiven me, be a spokesperson for men against domestic violence & go to charity events. Then come back to music more mature and well rounded. This can still happen. We know he is not a serial woman beater like Ike Turner, Charlie Sheen, ect. If pervert R.Kelly's team an revamp his career anybody can too.

Niyabinghi Warrior said...

@5:23 PM
Cosign to the 9th power!!! we should have been on CB's team of how to turn that mess around. I hope he can move past the yt media hatred, they will love you, place you on a pedestal and crucify you in the next breath, this beast eats its young and once you know and accepts this reality, then you know how to handle the beast and its machine driven matrix. not since Micheal Jackson have I seen a young man with that kind of natural talent for singing and dancing, he's not the greatest singer but neither was Micheal, but he has the same movement about him when he dances, it just flows so smoothly and he glides watching him perform is a joy and we are rooting for this young lord.

Anonymous said...

what's wrong with another black man in jail if he beat the brakes off a black woman????????????????????????????????????? you ass probably in jail as we speak sneaking on a contraband trac phone! Go suck a dick Chris being in jail is exactly where he is supposed to be!

Anonymous said...

Snitch only thing make that pic better is if it was a gif! OMG it is HILARIOUS!!!

Niyabinghi Warrior said...

@1:25 PM
He must have had a moon in Gemini or a Gemini in Venus which would make him a total manwhore, sun sign is only a small part of who a person is, you have to know the moon sign, the mercury, mars, jupiter, saturn and neptune and also what house the planets, if his Gemini is in his second house of money and resources, that nigga is cheap and liar, if his 4th house of home and 5th house of relationship is in Gemini its a wrap. a true Taurus is loyal, a good provider sincere but stubborn as hell, they will give 100% while only asking back for 5%. my sister and father both Taurus exhibited these qualities. my Taurus son on the other hand is stingy and money and luxury hungry more in line like his Cancer Rat dad, also pay attention to their Chinese animal sign and if you want to go deeper check out their Vedic astrology and see where their planets line up. this is a legitimate science, astrology is poised to once again dominate the future following closely behind with numerology which is also an exact science. there are many sites that you can obtain a wealth of info from, we are in the age of Aquarius when knowledge is free to all who seeks it, I would suggest in the future before getting with someone do a complete numerology and astrology profile on them, it also would not hurt to see a gifted psychic and get a reading on the person your dealing with, be open and don't be in denial, a good psychic will let you know if the nigga ain't shit then its up to you to either exit stage left like muthafukken snaggle pus or open yourself to all manner of madness, foolery and fuckery.

@4:45 PM
You are 100% correct, although I have since forgiven her and actually like her as a entertainer, that bitch is a violent, coke head alki who is a man abuser, she abused Chris like she did others in her family and friend circle, but they have a saying "monkey know which tree to climb" she won't try that with a nigga she know will beat the breaks off her ass. CB is bisexual and quite effeminate in person, he was never a woman beater and got tired of her beating on him and emasculating him. she has some really deep seated issues, as a Pisces she also can be very delusional if unbalanced, as the most spiritual sign next to Cancer and Scorpio she must stay away from drugs and alcohol. all water signs should avoid the sauce and drugs. makes us crazy as hell.

Anonymous said...

@ Niyabinghi Warrior - I didn't know he's a Taurus too, I'm also a Taurus April 22nd. Some say I'm on the cusp but, I KNOW I'm stubborn as hell, in fact the nickname they gave me when I was a child was "The Spanish Mule". Also everything has to be done my way or NO way.
I am loyal to a fault and if I like you, I will give you my last dime but, if you hurt or betray me I'm done and I will take that hurt to my grave, there is no turning back I'm done. On the other hand, if I don't like you will know from the get go, the energy that I give off is too powerful. I can't pretend or force a smile people feel the hate right away. Everyone tells me that I have to learn to control it because it can keep me from getting on in life, but I always say to them that, it's not me it's my spirit and, sometimes my spirit and my flesh do not cooperate.
Anyways, I need your help about this cusp thingy, I never really understood it.

Anonymous said...

Team breezy please pray for Chris he don't deserve this look at the shit biebs been doing and they wont send him back to Canada there is no justice in America for the black man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

@ 10:45 You may be on to something there with that, I don't know 100% if that's the case but it's possible.
This is a strange Universe.
Rhianna's roots are in Guyana, a country that I'm very familiar with....her Mother and, Grandmother who died, are both Guyanese. !Oh the stories I could tell.! They have some shit down there that is just as bad as Haiti or even worse. The Afro- Guyanese who practice this shit call it Obeah and trust me they don't Play, Then there are those Indo-Guyanese who practice their own shit, they worship the Hindu Goddess Kali, affectionately to them as Mother Kali, they also do not play. Then there is the Indigenous Indians who also have their own shit which, I have heard is worse than all. The thing is no one ethnic group sticks to their own practices, they would often turn to each other when they need extra help.
Anyway, if that is the case Chris Brown is in real deep shit and needs to start praying. I too will pray for him.

Anonymous said...

I didnt wanna laugh but that pic is hilarious. If im not mistaken, thats from his MJ performance when he broke down right?

Anonymous said...

@5:23
You need to forward him your resume' ASAP!!!
Clearly he has no one around who is as smart as you.

Anonymous said...

At 10:45AM - I thought I was the only one who had the idea that a "root" was possibly put on him. I wouldn't put it past any of these Hollyweird executives, producers, singers, etc. We all know that alot of them get down with the Satanic stuff. I just hope that he doesn't lose it while he's in there.

Anonymous said...

@8:21 PM
While the native spiritual path of the Afro-guyanese is obeah like the Jamaican spiritual systems also mixed with the native Arrwacks and Carib indians already there, CB is walking with some shit himself from his ancestral bloodline, but its not as powerful because his mother, aunts and other female relatives only dabble and are not serious practitioners. Rhianna was warned years ago with CB while they were in NY, I doubt she remembers the convo with the Scorpio she was asking where she could get some yard food, she was told she has a lot of demonic entities around her set to consume her very spirit if she did not start doing some work to protect herself. while I would not put it past her to have a root placed on Chris, I can guarantee it was unwarranted and if she did it out of spite she herself will pay a heavy price, when you do spiritual work against folks that is uncalled for, you now enter spiritual warfare with their ancestors and spirit guides, CB is not all the way unprotected spiritually and he himself needs to be cleaned off as he has entities clinging to him because of the perverse rituals they take part in the industry. also a lot of those tatts he got will open the doors to certain entities, people have to be careful of the tatts they get, as they can be a gateway to shit you ain't trying to manifest in your life. I will stop here as I don't feel like going into the whole aspect but suffice to say 8:21 PM you are indeed on to something.

Anonymous said...

@ 11:53 AM I don't know if you remember this but, a few years ago ...2012I think it was....Chris was scheduled to perform in Guyana and, at the last minute the concert was cancelled. Reports were, that Women's rights groups were protesting his visit to that country because, of his assault on Rhianna back in 2009. That struck me as kind of odd because, the way I know that country, domestic violence is the order of the day, and if indeed there is a functioning "women's rights group" they are a very very small minority. They have no power to influence any decisions, those thousands upon thousands of eager CB fans, would have immediately told that group to have a seat. Not to mention, the promoters " Hits and Jams" themselves are well connected and very "Prominent" and I use that term loosely.
What I'm getting at is, that there was something very strange about that whole incident.

Anonymous said...

2:46 PM
Yup Guyana is the country where those men love chopping off women's head, domestic violence is cultural acceptance with them, so that was very strange to me too.

Anonymous said...

Stay up CB!

Anonymous said...

I find the idea that 7 billion people can be grouped into 12 sets of personality traits ridiculous.

Anonymous said...

@11:01
Guyana was the land of those primitive ignorant Jonestown religious nuts.
That would explain a lot about her non-talking jungle ass.... She probably never had shoes until she hooked up Jiggas nuts in her throat.
A common CocoNut Foreigner... Brooklyn is Full of Rihanna's without Green Cards.

Anonymous said...

@7:24PM Those " primitive ignorant Jonestown religious nuts." were ALL Americans and predominantly Black.

Anonymous said...

@ 7: 24 PM- Jim Jones made an agreement with the then President of that country, long before he transported his faithful flock from San Francisco, to the jungles of Guyana. In a nutshell this was the deal:
" You got a good hustle going there bro,.... ima give you whateva amount of land you need.... But when you bring dem niggas over here, make sho they asses stay invisible, keep dem muthafuckas outta sight, you got that bro!.... I don't want them niggas prading through my streets singin no fuckin kumbaya lawd, my niggas ain't know nothing bout no dam kumbaya, they only know me, I run this bitch!. I don't want none of my niggas to set foot in that temple, not one,...man, woman or child or else, you can pack yo shit and leave, Ya dig!. Oh! and don't forget, I get my cut on the first of every month."

Post a Comment