Wednesday, April 06, 2016

Sarah Palin Threatens to Sue Azealia Banks


Earlier this week Azealia Banks Tweeted that political pundit Sarah Palin needed to get gang-banged by a bunch of Black dudes and now Sarah is planning to sue...

It all started when Azealia Banks reacted to a satire article she mistook for a real article where Sarah Palin is quoted saying Africans willingly accepted American slavery.

Later Sarah called Azealia Banks out about it, explaining on Facebook that AB was mistaken, but after Azealia issued a scathing backhanded apology on Tumblr Sarah decided she'd had enough.

Sarah Palin tells People Magazine,
"I've had enough of the unanswered threats and attacks against my family and me."
"So, for the first time I'm going to enjoy the only retribution some protected 'celebrities' seem to understand – I'm suing Azealia Banks and can't wait to share my winnings with others who have gone defenseless against lies and dangerous attacks far too long."
Here's how everything played out





Subsequent Apology From Azealia Banks Tumblr page
A Letter to Sarah Palin
April 5, 2016
Dear Sarah Palin,
I hope this message reaches you in good spirits and in good health. I want to start this letter off by telling you that I actually, really like you. While many other American people may see you as someone to be ridiculed, I truly believe that you possess a certain “je ne sais quoi,” (a french term which is often interpreted to denote one’s inexplicable charisma.) Given a bit of book-reading/media-training/patience, that charisma could become your magic carpet. There is something very charismatic and misunderstood about you. The misunderstood bit oftentimes reminds me of myself. You’re very passionate about the things you believe in, super determined, and most certainly aware of who you are and where you stand in this world, as a parent, as a politician, but most importantly, as a woman.
Given the propensity of conservative right-wing media publications to veer into very fearful/erroneous/baseless/contradictory/prejudice analyses of us “melanated,” peoples of the United States, It should come as no shock to you that a satirical article accusing you of saying, “Even the French understand that Slavery wasn’t our fault because the negroes liked it,” Would be provocative enough to ruffle a few feathers. Now since learning that the article was not published officially, I sincerely apologize for any emotional distress or reputational scarring i may have caused you.
In my honest defense, i was completely kidding. I happen to have a really crass, New-York-City sense of humor, and regularly make silly jokes in attempts make light of situations which make me uncomfortable. As the fabric of the American Nation is EMBEDDED with racism, I merely made a raCIALly driven joke to counter what i believed to be real, raCIST rhetoric. Also, i never said you should be raped. I used the term “run a train,” which is slang for group sex, NOT for “rape.” There are many distinctions between the two. As a woman, I would never trivialize something as lewd and criminal to provide myself any sort of comic relief because it simply… just isn’t funny. (and no, urbandictionary.com is not a reputable source of information to seek clarity on the aforementioned dichotomy).
However, i find great irony in the right-wing media’s attempt to “victimize,” you in this situation. Seeking empathy through sensationalism is something left-leaning liberals are frequently ridiculed for by the Right. But American Hypocrisy is nothing new.
Considering the imminence of 2016’s polarizing presidential election, I’ve taken it upon myself to do my own social research. I’ve recently had the opportunity to indulge in a few lengthy conversations with some very popular conservative figures. I’ve concluded: Amongst millennial conservatives, Censorship paired with the (questionable) social necessity for political correctness are atop the list of social grievances. It is as though this newest generation of conservative voters desire the right to express their true feelings, free of any filter and free of any consequence. I too harbor a similar sentiment regarding censorship and self-expression, as i am an artist. I cherish my ability to express myself freely, yet remain totally aware that for every action, there will be a reaction. All in All, Woman to Woman, I hope you will accept my sincerest apology.
Sincerely,
-Miss Azealia A Banks.
P.S.:
-I am an EXTREMELY intelligent woman, Mrs. Palin.
-“Hey Female Rapper,” was your way to euphemize what you REALLY wanted to say. What you wanted to say was, “Hey little Stereotypical Black, Thing!”
-Realize that stereotypes are a product of what I like to call the “Critical White Gaze.” The basic fundamentals of the Critical White Gaze are Fear, Ignorance, Curiosity, and Fetishization.
-Intelligence is not something which can be quantified in 140 Characters.
-Twitter is not real, neither is your opinion of me!
-If Bristol Palin listened to my music she probably wouldn’t have all those cotdamn kids!!!! ;-P #sis #iud #stayinschool #causeitsthebest
And finally Azealia's reaction to Sarah Palin threatening to sue her.


15 comments:

Chic Noir said...

Amelia is a good writer. Imagine TI or Beyoncé writing that letter.

Anonymous said...

this is genuinely funny

Anonymous said...

This is hilarious. But yes Azealia can write lol

Anonymous said...

They both nut jobs.

Anonymous said...

@Chic

T.I. and Bey wouldn't even try lol

Anonymous said...

damn azealia, put the thesaurus away, i couldnt get past all those slants. bad writer that deserves a lawsuit.

M C said...

Azalea banks is a waste of space. She Should be banned from all forms of social Media.

Anonymous said...

How sad is it that I want Sarah to win......

Anonymous said...

@10:22 - It just shows you have the 'house negro' plus 'crabs in a barrel' mentality.

Bee Gee said...

They're both pretentious blabbermouths that need to shut all the way the fuck up.

Anonymous said...

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Sorry but Sarah's got too many people against her that would silently have Azalea's back in a court battle.

Anonymous said...

I heard that bitch Banks talk she is uneducated and no way in fucking hell she wrote um...NOTHING. ^^^ your delusional if you don't thin that Sarah is going to drag this female rapper by the edges. She should! She talks to fucking much and its about time that she is held accountable for her behavior...GO SARAH!!!!!

Ron said...

STFU 3:22 house negro!

My opinion said...

Not a fan of either.......................but kudos to whoever wrote the letter very well said.

My opinion said...

Not a fan of either.......................but kudos to whoever wrote the letter very well said.

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