Saturday, November 26, 2016

Beyonce Ready to Push the Envelope


According to reports Beyonce has had an awakening and will totally reinvent herself with her next project...

Insiders tell Star Magazine Beyonce has been totally energized by the last election cycle plans to be way more political with her new music.

The source claims Beyonce is even considering running for office someday, but for now her music will have a much more political edge.

42 comments:

Anonymous said...

Running for office. Well ok thats nice

Anonymous said...

And the PR train keeps moving.

Anonymous said...

WILL BEYONCE STOP BLEACHING AND STOP WEARING HER TACKY BLONDE YARN HAIR HATS?

WILL BEYONCE FINALLY LEARN HOW TO DANCE AND NOT JUST PUSSYPOP?

WILL BEYONCE TAKE SINGING LESSONS SO HER GRATING CROAKY FROG-VOICE DOESN'T IRRITATE THE EARS OF MUSIC-LOVING PEOPLE?

WILL BEYONCE FINALLY GET HER BOTTOM SURGERY AND ONE-UP HER RIVAL, CAITLYN JENNER?

Anonymous said...

Beyonce's best reinvention will be to stop trying to become a star and disappear forever.

No one is convinced. No matter how much Beyonce tries, in a multitude of superstars and legends, Beyonce is a FAKE STAR, and still a MINOR STARLET... IS, WAS, and FOREVER WILL BE.

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Anonymous said...

Isn't Beyonce endorsing Hillary the reason Hillary lost?

Anonymous said...

LOL this is pr fuckery. This chick can barely fucking read or speak in public and you want us to believe she wants to pursue running for office?! HA. These dumb ass stans will eat anything she shits out.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

i hope she doesnt try to move in2 her sisters lane becuz she has burnt hers out. Girl bye! Stay the same its wrking 4 the beyhive..

Anonymous said...

This will totally take Beyonce's career OUT OF THE DUMPSTER!!!

[UPDATE: No, it won't.]

Anonymous said...

LOL

Chrissy Snow said...

The PR machine has started up again. I knew she had been quiet for too long.

Beyonce doesn't need all this extra stuff. All she needs to do is lay low for a couple of years and then get back to putting out real music, maybe get back with DC or something. Make us miss her for a change and Jay needs to go. He's been dragging Beyonce down since he took over her career.
I liked her better when they were just dating anyway.

Anonymous said...

Well if Melania can be flotus Beyonce can be a....uh....a....ur...um on the city council!

Anonymous said...

Running for president huh? Wendy Williams said she had the IQ of 4th grader,she can barely speak correctly lol, do anyone else feel like this place is bout to fall apart? look at all the crazy shit that's going on, they done ran po Kanye crazy that wasn't enough? Stole that man's ideas and this music, so dam near driving that man completely insane wasn't enough?

Anonymous said...

This election showed us the same trend from past elections. You can have Diddy rocking the vote, a beyonce/jayz concert, a slef with Kim K and Kanye, Laday Gaga Swift Katey Perry, and TI suddenly becoming a fucking activist and it dont mean shit. Nobody gives a fuck about what an entertainer think. I barely give a fuck what an actual politician thinks lol. Political how? An afro? Some black fists in the air? FOH for a few years so people will actually miss u..

Anonymous said...

Will she finally get rid of that stale ass blonde weave and try to up her style? We all know shes physically more attractive than Rihanna and has more talent but BY GOD, her personality is BORING and her style is SHIT. Just imagine if she upped her style

Anonymous said...

KLOWN BEY FOREVER... DESPERATE!!!

#BeyonceTheElderlyTrannyKlown

#BowDownToTheTrannyKlown

Anonymous said...

People stay hating on Beyonce but she just keep on staying successful. I'm perplexed as to why anyone would have such a visceral, hateful reaction towards someone they'll never know.

Anonymous said...

Melania speaks 5, yes 5, languages.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce hardly speaks one language, and can barely read. Isn't this starlet rumored to be a functional illiterate?

Anonymous said...

@12:57

English included?

Anonymous said...

@1:11 PM

English included?

Anonymous said...

@2:05 PM

Not sure if Beyonce's vocabulary qualifies as English...

Anonymous said...

All y'all bitches some hataz

Anonymous said...

^ ^ ^ and you're a dick rida still drinking the coon-laid

PhxSun said...

Being a "politician" requires great acting skills so Beyoncé doesn't qualify, buuuuut, she'd make a great First Lady due to years of professional smiling, waving and posing!

Anonymous said...

@3:10 PM

Beyonce will make a great First Ladyboy

Has Beyonce had his bottom surgery done yet?

Anonymous said...

Oh goody goody...Bish has mastered her ABC's and now want to become a politician when she grows up.

Anonymous said...

yea she gonna switch it up on yall and wear a leotard for a change. that'll fuck em up bey.

Anonymous said...

I would've thought this wasn't plausible but now that pussy grabber and his robotic, plastic, gold digging, whore of wife won presidency; anyone has a chance!

Anonymous said...

Doesn't this talentless hack ever give up?

Anonymous said...

Run for office? No judgment, but anyone can see she's functionally illiterate.

Anonymous said...

Beyonce "Can't Read Good" Knowles!!!

Anonymous said...

Beyonce is my favorite RuPaul Impersonator.

Anonymous said...

You all are making me think. Kelly seems like she can read, so maybe Beyonce is slow or maybe has an undiagnosed learning disability? That would explain the swaying and 3rd grade vocabulary. Hmmm. (And I say this with no snark.) And can she lay low for a few years, drop Jay-Z (who couldn't "manage" a career not even his own) an rehire her father? Every step she's made since dropping him has been a bad one. When was her last hit?

mephime2016 said...

Reinventing herself would be sitting the f*ck down somewhere and letting the public miss her ass for at least a year.

Anonymous said...

Pray to God she gets rid of the hideous blonde weave ! She is so tired.

Anonymous said...

Didn't she wear a short-blonde wig before, and try to make it pass for her cutting her hair?

She had to start wearing her long lacefronts again after about 2 days, when people noticed and commented on how much thicker her neck was compared to her head. LOL

Anonymous said...

I love this gorgeous white woman's enthusiasm! She is going to be the female Howard Dean on her next album!

Chrissy Snow said...

LOL! The pixie wig that was reported as a haircut was pretty funny. I did like the short bob wig Beyonce switched to shortly after. She should go back to that.

Anonymous said...

If Trump can be elected to the highest office in the land having had zero political experience, then Beyduncé's lack of native intelligence and education should not be a hinderance.

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