Monday, May 29, 2017

Tiger Woods Arrested for DUI


Pro golfer Tiger Woods arrested for DUI in Florida...
 
Tiger Woods was arrested in Jupiter, FL this morning around 3am after he was observed driving erratically near his home.

According to reports Tiger was behaving arrogantly with police officers and refused to take a breathalyzer test.

Tiger was booked into the Palm Beach County jail and bonded out around 11am.

Fun Fact: In Florida if you refused to take a breathalyzer test it results in an automatic DUI arrest and suspension of your drivers license.

49 comments:

Anonymous said...

I bet Tiger has an addictive personality. Anything he gets into he overindulges. When he was younger it was golf, he practiced until he became the greatest. After that it was whores, he was sticking his dick in every sleazy becky he could find until it blew up in his face. Now it seems to be alcohol. He has the exact face of an alcoholic.


Wonder what his next "vice" will be?......

Anonymous said...

That is one creepy ass mugshot.

Laa soul said...

Snitch why are we reporting on this Cablanasian???? I'm sorry I just don't feel bad for him.

Laa soul said...

#Selfhatingnegro

Anonymous said...

Hi it's me Tiger

Anonymous said...

I'm going to ask a question that has crossed EVERY black man's mind: is he black downstairs????

Anonymous said...

It is just a dui. the most he'll have to do is pay a fine.

Anonymous said...

yep he's Asian #wedontknowhim

Anonymous said...

Fun Fact: His booking sheet list him as a Black Man..

Laa soul said...

@6:12pm. When did that happen???? OAN: TMZ is reporting that Tiger was arrogant during the arrest and his people are trying to block the release of the tape. Well I know it's a matter of time before it gets dropped.

I want to hear that audio. Oh boy!!#

Laa soul said...

@6:12pm. When did that happen???? OAN: TMZ is reporting that Tiger was arrogant during the arrest and his people are trying to block the release of the tape. Well I know it's a matter of time before it gets dropped.

I want to hear that audio. Oh boy!!#

Laa soul said...

@6:12pm. When did that happen???? OAN: TMZ is reporting that Tiger was arrogant during the arrest and his people are trying to block the release of the tape. Well I know it's a matter of time before it gets dropped.

I want to hear that audio. Oh boy!!#

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

Yeap booking sheet does say Race: Black..... Bwahahahaha....F**k all that Canibalasian crap.

Anonymous said...

Tiger looks like stir- fried shit!

JDent said...

Ahhhhaaaaaaaa. Woooo. He oan look black. He looks like and ol' Chinese dude, who sells fried rie and lottery tickets. He is also probably self medicating after that 2nd back surgery.

I had a back injury and they wanted to do surgery. After much research I decided not to. My doctor at the time sent me to a specialist. She said unless it is vital to walking. Don't. My back doctor was pissed at her.. He wanted to make that money.

They cut into muscle. She told me that I'd have to have surgery every two years to remove scar tissue build up.

I exercise to strengthen my back. That's it.

Anonymous said...

Damn Tiger does look Chinese! Like he runny a "shitty Wok" with video poker games in the back! That Asian gene is strong!!!!!! My ex was white/Asian man and he looked pure Asian and was offended when the cop who pulled him over took him as such! If we had kids, I'm sure they'd look like tiger ... a black Chinese person!

Anonymous said...

@7:19

"Fried rie and lottery tickets"....

I can't breathe.

Anonymous said...

This is really sad and people on this blog need to grow up. Stop self imposing your credentials on others - we are all human.

Anonymous said...

"Wait, Stop!!! I'm one of you"

-The Virgin

Anonymous said...

Perfect timing. I hope the comedians roast his ass all summer long like a pig on a rotisserie spit.

Anonymous said...

#tigersnegrowakeupcall

Anonymous said...

He probably had one arm pumping out the window of the Bentley screaming "give me dat beccckkkaayyy" and da popo was like nah nigga you gone learn today!

Anonymous said...

Thanx @7:19pm/J Dent for sharing that piece of
info on the surgery

Anonymous said...

And he couldn't download The Uber app?

Anonymous said...

After this he probably won't be included in any motor vehicle or alcoholic beverage ads in the near future.

Anonymous said...

7:19 thanks for the info. Also, thanks to the posters who relayed that his mugshot ethnicity read "Black." Is his delusional azz still chasing allegedly diseased white strippers, porn stars and Perkins waitresses?

Questions for the thread? How far will his fall from grace continue to be? Now that Eldrick is in the Florida criminal justice system, will he finally get his N*gga Wake Up Call? Will he ever stop hating himself and worshiping white folks?

Anonymous said...

He can't "come back home", because he's never been there.

Anonymous said...

Comment of the day - 10:42. Yup, He's about to lose his remaining car endorsements. And to answer some of 10:48s questions ~ Tiger is so deep in the sunken place and was trained to be there he may never come out.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait to hear the audio. You KNOW 8:37 is right, tho!

JDent said...

@10:30_10:48

You're welcome! Larry King used to have the same surgeon on his show every year. Forget his name. So I knew my injury was not bad enough to get surgery according to that guy. He saved my quality of life. Have had other post op ppl who've told me they wish they didn't have the surgery.

I think Eldredge was pretty much done after his Becky Fuckery Tour. Ppl don't get that all the bullshit is darkness on your soul. Destroys your light and creativity.

Anonymous said...

TIGER WOODS...YOU ARE THE 'BAMA OF THE WEEK, WEEK, WEEK!

Anonymous said...

@4:44 I'm thinking these nuts....

Anonymous said...

11:33 do you mean his constant apologizing or him being with SO many partners thus sharing his energy and taking in energy from God knows where? Sorry to hound you but I've heard that before and it's very interesting.

D L said...

He look like yoda. One drop rule still alive today tiger, you just found out that the government considers you black. Not Asian or white. Bow wow better not get arrested cause is sheet won't say white either. How this brother gets the help he needs, he got some demons he running from. That's what happens when you hate ourself you start looking like your mirror.

D L said...

Hope not how.

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:


I actually like Tiger as an athlete but he suffers from the OJ Simpson syndrome. He wanted and needed the adulation from White people. That sex scandal exposed him and he never got over that fall from grace.

All jokes aside, he could have killed himself or someone else. He could have called a cab, had his limo pick him up etc.

Anonymous said...

11:54@ maybe you should read a book and discover the answer yourself. Self reflection is key.

JDent said...

@11:54

Yes. Getting energy from any and every. Good energy is not boundless. I think his mama mention something about energy during the scandal.

I think she Buddhist.

Anonymous said...

All I Know about energy is... unless you WINNING, or a vampire how Tiger receives his energy is his business. Let's not stalk the man down to determine how HIS brain works. In the end you will NEVER be as GREAT as the Legend Mr. (Bl)Asian Wood

Anonymous said...

Thanks to Jdent for answering my question with empathy in the spirit of sharing knowledge. Peace.

Anonymous said...

One moooo ting @JDent I am not too sure what you mean that "Good Energy is not boundless". All Sprituality aside it IS a known fact that Energy can never die or be created. Energy is recycled... so that GOOD energy you feel when you climax can be the same energy used to take a $hit. How bout dis... Let's research the first law of thermodynamics and maybe how not to type like Yoda speaking a bunch of nonsense

Anonymous said...

@12:58am and that is where you fail. You NEVER accept anything before looking into yourself. Lets not be lemmings.. its a video game if you're too young you can google it.

JDent said...

@12:58

You're more than welcome. Peace an respect to you.


@12:59
I am here to share what I believe. I'm not here to convince a total stranger of anything.

Furthermore. You don't sound like you're great. But I am. So speak for your own lack of self worth.






Anonymous said...

You know what J.Dent I am just glad you had the balls to actually speak and respond so you're opinion although doubted is respected. Goodnight.

Anonymous said...

Tiger is saying no alcohol was involved and it was adverse effects of his medications.

It's still driving under the influence.

Anonymous said...

What we won't hear Tiger say is: They pulled me over because I'm Caublinasian.

Anonymous said...

They are taking his ass down one rung at a time.

Anonymous said...

I would fuck the shit out of that cobblerasian.

prissa o said...

@8:49 not "cobblerasian"
😂😂😂

@1:24 didn't he try that excuse last time? Something about bad side effects of Ambien??? 👎🙄

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