Saturday, June 17, 2017

The Carter Twins Have Arrived


According to multiple reports Beyonce has given birth to the twins...

From People
Beyoncé and husband Jay Z have welcomed twins, a source confirms to PEOPLE.
The newest members of the Carter family join big sister Blue Ivy, 5.
“Bey and Jay are thrilled and have started sharing the news with their family and closest friends,” a source tells PEOPLE.
Visitors have been spotted at UCLA Medical with both pink and blue gifts.

66 comments:

Anonymous said...

Um.... No one cares.

Anonymous said...

Ok.

Anonymous said...

Well she was pregnant so they were bound to arrive eventually duh...

Anonymous said...

YAWN ....SO WHAT!

Anonymous said...

This will totally take Beyonce's career OUT OF THE DUMPSTER!!!

[UPDATE: No, it won't.]

Jason Santoro said...

Yeah that's what happens with babies they are eventually born. No one cares about this stunt queen. Question is who gave birth to them?? No matter how much Beyoncé paraded her fat belly that bitch was not pregnant.

Hungry in Dallas said...

So the card conveniently faces the paparazzi...FOH

Laa soul said...

Congrats but I just hope we don't have another episode of her showing back of the head and foot camera shots of those twins, like she did Blue Ivy. Either show them or put masks on them like MJ did with his kids.

Anonymous said...

BEYONCE = D.D.D.

[D.D.D.: DUMPSTER DEEVAAAH OF DESPERATION]

Anonymous said...

so do yall think the celtics are gonna trade their #1 pick?

Anonymous said...

Does anyone have a good marinade recipe for grilled ribs?

It's summer and we're excited for barbecues and lawn parties!

Anonymous said...

Does anybody here watch Ms. Shirleen aka The Christi Show? She is hilarious. Oh damnit, I chipped a nail. *looks up nail repair videos on yt*

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

At 8:39am....Oh man I have a Great Rib Recipe!!! Instead of marinating in barbecue sauce marinate in cream based homemade sauce with all Fresh herbs and spices. When you grill those ribs up the meat will be juicy and fall off the bone!!! People always ask me for the recipe!! You can also cook the ribs in a pot on the grill and OMG that gravy tastes good over rice!!

Anonymous said...

The idea of Sean busting a nut gives me the creeps. What does his O face look like? I'm sure they'll have at least one more boy just in case this one is gay. Or maybe blue ivy will become a transgender boy? Ciara soon look like he will grow up gay...

Anonymous said...

It's the weekend and I'm enjoying my two days off work. I'm gonna have my hair and nails done today, followed by night out with my girls.

Excited!

Happy Sunday, everyone!

Anonymous said...

Omg y'all are shady and hilarious wahahahhaaa!
Interesting (not really) how she practically streamed her pregnancy on instagram and is now playing coy. Maximizing attention.

Anonymous said...

Speaking of picnics - I'm gonna be wearing my new sundress today at our family picnic.
Matches my lipstick shade. ;-)
Enjoy your Sunday, you guys!

Anonymous said...

I've been trying to solve the rubix cube since the late 90s. I can do one side but all six sides thats some voodoo shit.

Anonymous said...

@Magnus: Thank you so much!!

Sounds like a good idea! Do you have the recipe for it? What herbs and spices do you use?

Thanks again!

Anonymous said...

@9:41: This is a simple, step-by-step instruction on how to solve a Rubik's cube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmnSpUgOvyI

Anonymous said...

^ i'm gonna try it that thanks i hope it works this time!

Anonymous said...

Magnus do you have a recipe for beef chitterlings? Thanks in advance ��

Anonymous said...

Has anybody seen Wonder woman

L. Eller said...

Not a recipe for chitterlings!

I have to go to work today ... trying to get that extra vacation time! I will also go to the gym. What's the weather where y'all are?

Malika JustMalika said...

Well I'll say it then. Congrats Jay and Bey! Babies are a blessing!

Anonymous said...

I seen the stans are in here trying to make this a 100 comment post to make people think anyone actually cares about these twins lol

Anonymous said...

The comments are all over the place!

Does anyone even care about this famewhore's publicity stunts anymore?

Maybe if she announces she will be having triplets in 2019, or quadruplets in 2021?

Anonymous said...

9:32 I just finished my mani/pedi at home after finishing my Sunday chores (I'd rather just do it myself and watch Netflix in the process.) Have a great weekend everyone!

Anonymous said...

10:11am

Wonder Woman was great! Watched it opening weekend. Definitely worth your hard-earned money! :-)

Anonymous said...

So... Beyonce was really pregnant?

Does he/she even have genuine female body parts now there?

Anonymous said...

Anybody ever had (BBQ) grill fried chicken?

This same vague story about the babies is posted everywhere.

Anonymous said...

BBQ fried chicken??? Stop the madness!

Anonymous said...

@ 9:14 AM, What do you use for your cream(y) base?

Hope the babies are healthy.

Anonymous said...

10:33 i disagree wonder woman was jew propaganda. movie. She wasn't wearing the red white and blue colors of wonder woman. She wore a bland color that represented nothing.

Anonymous said...

Kenya new husband looking suspect, she's gushing over him and he don't seem that into her from the body language. She has a wedding gown on but he's wearing Dockers? Something is wrong with this guy. They've only been farting since December....

Anonymous said...

1150 Jew propaganda in what way? Is it true that this wonder woman in Linda Carter real daughter? I didn't think she was big enough to play wonder woman, wonder woman was supposed to be an Amazon.

Anonymous said...

How long will it take for the baby pixs to go public?

@ 11:48 AM, Some people that are really serious about their BBQ and participate in cook-offs and stuff like that know about this technique. I haven't prepared it, but I've had it. Of course it's good. Mac-n-cheese cooked on the grill is some good stuff, too.

Anonymous said...

R in NYC says:

RWS commenters are hilarious.
Congrats to whoever had those babies.
Now I guess we're gonna get a Jay/Bey/baby post fifty 'leven times a day.

It's hot today and I'm just gonna chill and sip lemonade until Claws come on.

Unknown said...

Good luck solving the mystery of the cube!

Anonymous said...

Shout out to all the chefs, pseudo chefs, and kitchen magicians. Y'all better do that summer BBQ shit. Marinade and grill every damn thing!

I wish this Creole-'Bama had waited until tomorrow to give birth. #juneteenthbabies

Happy Juneteenth Weekend, Black People!

Anonymous said...

To all the posters....Y'all ain't shit and ya babies ain't gon be shit-trix from ''the players club"jkjk

Anonymous said...

@1:42
You ain' bad, you ain' nothing! Lol

Anonymous said...

Klown Bey will be coming out with a stunt con money machine scheme in a few days, and will go on about how she lost 40 lbs in 4 days, or some ish like that.

Klown Bey will be milking this shit until it's time to release another album or go on tour again. At that time, she will float rumors of another impending divorce. LOLs

Anonymous said...

NO��ONE��CARES��

Jason Santoro said...

Damn all this talk about BBQ is making me hungry.

Anonymous said...

BBQ >>> Beyonce's 2nd fake pregnancy

Anonymous said...

If this doesn't make Beyonce a star... NOTHING WILL!

Anonymous said...

Who wants to play Beyonce's nursery rhymes at their next BBQ?

***crickets***

Anonymous said...

a bunch of idiots commenting on how they don't care about Beyonce or her babies but you spent energy commenting about it. You ain't shit and your kids aint shit either.

Anonymous said...

Do any of you have any good side dish ideas for a barbecue?

Anonymous said...

Had my haircut and nail done! Now getting ready for a night out with my girls! Have a good rest of your week, everyone! :-)

Anonymous said...

Ugh im sick with a sore throat and a fever..sadly i wont be enjoying my sunday. But lets talk about things that really matters....What yall thought about the new Tupac movie? I watched it and i felt it was good. But some parts felt rushed. :/

Anonymous said...

@3:02 depending on how much time you have, potato salad, baked beans or even a garden salad can serve as good sides. I'm making mac & tuna today.

Anonymous said...

2:59 - And you're cussing out a bunch of strangers and their kids to "defend" a celebrity whom you don't know. Unless you're getting a Carter check or monthly wire transfers why are you so mad?

Anyway, thanks to everyone for the recipes and thanks to Snitch for this forum!

Anonymous said...

Solange: you're here again, trying to defend Bey.

Have you greeted your real father, Beyonce, a "Happy Father's Day" yet?

#DaddyBey

Tia of fakenewspapersdotcom said...

Congrats to them!

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

@9:42

Here is the recipe:
2 tablespoons coffee beans
2 tablespoons black peppercorns
2 teaspoons grated unsweetened chocolate (100% cacao)
1 tablespoon Dijon mustard
1/2 cup heavy cream
1/4 cognac
4 anchovy fillets, chopped
3 garlic cloves, minced
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 tablespoon chopped fresh tarragon
2 sprigs fresh rosemary, chopped

Mix all together and (save some tarragon and rosemary to put on top of the meat right before you grill it) and let marinate on ribs for at least 1 hour.
Grill and enjoy!!

It's a great alternative to typical bbq ribs!!

Magnus 21 Gunz said...

Recipe also works well on steaks too!!

Lol@ 11:10 on beef chitterling recipe 😂😂😂

Chitterlings = no bueno

Anonymous said...

No that wasnt Lyndia Carter daughter. She is gal godot is an Israeli actress from jew-ish grandparents but really an ashknenazi.

The original Wonder woman started in the 1940'2 this one went back to WW1 with germans experimenting in gas to kill. Therefore perpetrating the false narrative that germans in world war 2 using gas to kill jews. Yet no proof that germans used gas to kill jews.

Anonymous said...

SO DAMN REFRESHING to see women who are not impressed by her. Yes, she's a good entertainer but that's it...she's HUMAN. I go on LSA and they have pages upon pages of people fawning over a chick who would pay them dust if she ever met them.

To the poster above, I like to try different styles of deviled eggs as a side dish. Avocado, ranch, even barbecue-flavored deviled eggs are incredible.

Anonymous said...

You're right about LSA lol ��

Anonymous said...

Most of the time Blu is looking like they rushed to dress her and you see her alot with a little baseball cap on.

Now they have two more, I think it will be way to much to travel with twins like they do with blu.

You probably wont see them much, or even at all. They live like a traveling circus always on the road, in and out of hotels and rentals...waaaaaay to much for newborn twins.

Anonymous said...

@ 6:35, 8:22 & 2:09 It's been many moons and you were indeed missed.

It's like reuniting with an old friend, positive energy to you.

*Good night.*

Anonymous said...

Congrats B We love you!!

Anonymous said...

9:09 i hope ur right and we wont see them! Her music does not get attention for more than a few days, if she isn't a tabloid personality, she would fade fast.
She's not that good an entertainer ^^^ annoying tricks with her voice and spastic stripper getting electrocuted dance moves.

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