Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Janet Jackson Put on Weight for Movie Role

Did you watch Janet on Oprah the other day?
Me neither
but I troll the Net enough to know she told
Oprah she gained all that weight for a part in the
flick Tennesse. Oh, really Janet? Because folks associated
with the film are whispering that nobody asked you to gain
the weight. Furthermore, they're saying it wasn't even
required for the part, which incidentally, went to another
formerly chubby singer who can't act:
Mariah Carey
Janet, you shoulda just told the truth and
explain to Oprah you had to gain weight because you
had your first Black boyfriend and everybody knows
they like women with meat on their bones!