Monday, December 14, 2009

He may be a Hoe but at Least He's not a Trick



Now I know why all Tiger Woods' jump offs are telling on his ass. It's because Tiger does not break bread with those hoes. One chick, who claims to still love Tiger, complained to a magazine about just how cheap he is.

Jamie Jungers told a British tabloid that her and Tiger's relationship ended when she asked him to help her get out of a financial jam. Jaime says she told Tiger, "I love everything that's going on between us, but you've got to help me.' And he said, 'I can't."  Then "It just ended pretty crappy to be honest with you," she says. Another of Tiger's jump-offs said whenever she and Tiger would go out to dinner, he embarrassed her by always asking for comps because "he's Tiger Woods" and when he couldn't get comped and had to pay for dinner himself, he would NEVER tip.

In other Tiger news, Florida child protective services paid a visit to his house and his wife has been seen out and about without her wedding ring.