Thursday, September 02, 2010

Random Tweets



49 comments:

  1. Anonymous8:22 PM

    thats my nigga 50! i still fucks wit 'em!

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  2. Anonymous8:23 PM

    His tweets are the funniest shit i ever read on twitter! everybody needs to follow this nigga

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  3. Anonymous8:25 PM

    LMAO!

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  4. Anonymous8:27 PM

    whatever! he's a hater

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  5. Anonymous8:27 PM

    Now he know grandma just sending hints...

    Now he knows he need to get her a housekeeper or something before he takes his ass back over to her place! LOL

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  6. My homey works for BET...he says 50 is funny on some humble shit. I fuks with 50, but the beef shit is getting tired

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  7. He should be proud to help his grandma anyway he can. Didn't she raise him? What's the hassle in doing something, no matter how small, for her. Just some ig'nant 50 shit.

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  8. ms mac8:58 PM

    Somebody put dis Ninja on suicide watch please.

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  9. Anonymous9:08 PM

    Love 50 he is funny as hell

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  10. Anonymous9:21 PM

    Hope4more said...

    Grandma's have a way of grounding your ass when you start smelling yourself and think your big chit they let you know exactly what time it is. LOL

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  11. Anonymous9:41 PM

    Fiddy really needs to produce a comedy or something b/c IAH he is kinda funny!

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  12. Anonymous9:54 PM

    this the second time i've laughed so hard today, and it feels good.

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  13. Anonymous10:06 PM

    I betcha he took out that trash before he went home.

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  14. cali d...10:41 PM

    lmmfaoooo, 50 know how G'MOMz do.......

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  15. Anonymous10:48 PM

    i hope he is kidding about grandma..she may slap him silly.. lol

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  16. Grandmother's don't play that shit, yesssss 50 got an old school granny and I love it. 50 do need to come out with some comedy because he is funny as hell.

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  17. Anonymous11:28 PM

    LMAO 50 is hela funny..he act like he got scarred 4 life reading Kany tweets lol

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  18. Anonymous11:45 PM

    Lily it's a joke, damn calm down it's not that serious!!!

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  19. @11:45

    Lol. Let me know when you kidding 50. Grandmas are precious to me.

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  20. Anonymous12:22 AM

    You know he was like..Yes'um...Ima take out the garbage..and then grumbling..you KNOW what will happen if he try it...Granny will let him know he ain't all that with her strong pimp hand! LOL!

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  21. @11:45

    To clarify. I'm calm as hell!!! 'K'.
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  22. Anonymous12:56 AM

    50 you should be ashamed of yourself. I WISH my Grandmother was still here with me on this Earth. And you crying over dumb shit because you're rich. I doubt if any of the ppl that surrounds you loves you as much as she does. She is one that loved you when you had nothing! And this is how you behave? If you are so rich, then why haven't you (mr. moneyman) set her up with a cleaning service? Some Grandson you are!!! The key is to give them their flowers now while they are still able to smell them. Tomorrow's not promised to anyone...Not even you.
    Do better my Brotha...Do better. Peace!
    Oh...And ya need to stop beefin with ppl before the next set of bullets take you out and leaves Grandma standing over your casket.

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  23. Anonymous2:10 AM

    LMAO 50 is the funniest nigga on twitter right now.

    "I can multitask man. I fuck a bitch, type on twitter and write a song at the same time. And all of them be a hit! I'm a cold nigga"

    LOL

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  24. ♫♥☆♪MoN!QU3♫♥☆♪5:35 AM

    Grandma doesnt want him there thats y loool

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  25. @ Anonymous said...
    50 you should be ashamed of yourself. I WISH my Grandmother was still here with me on this Earth. And you crying over dumb shit because you're rich. I doubt if any of the ppl that surrounds you loves you as much as she does. She is one that loved you when you had nothing! And this is how you behave? If you are so rich, then why haven't you (mr. moneyman) set her up with a cleaning service? Some Grandson you are!!! The key is to give them their flowers now while they are still able to smell them. Tomorrow's not promised to anyone...Not even you.
    Do better my Brotha...Do better. Peace!
    Oh...And ya need to stop beefin with ppl before the next set of bullets take you out and leaves Grandma standing over your casket.
    12:56 AM
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    The man was JOKING!!!!

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  26. I thought Curtis was tryna kick hiw twitter addiction? I bet everybody thinks that about Conye's page, ole wannabe eccentric ass nigga.

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  27. I wonder if this nigga is still skinny.
    If so, Kayne can whup that ass.

    but Kayne can't do shit with big 50 cent.

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  28. ^ Kanye couldn't even fuck up Amber Rose c'mon man! lol 50's that dude!

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  29. Necole9:10 AM

    I have been in love with 50 since he did the Tyra Show, but that Kanye I think he is Demonic.....Um and 50 is clearly joking about his granny, he just want his fans to know he is still a regular guy in his family eyes, shoot I feel I am pretty successful and my mother still makes me do stuff that I dont want to do but I do it while I am complaining LOL

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  30. put it out by the curb & close the door behind you9:26 AM

    *DEAD* at his PR team (these "comments") trying to pretend that he's funny and just a regular guy.

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  31. Anonymous9:32 AM

    @9:10...can totally relate....i've often asked myself how did i end up washing dishes AND running the vacuum cleaner....all the while mad as hell!

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  32. Anonymous9:44 AM

    Money: Easy come, easy go.

    Money: hard to come, quick to go.

    Either way you're still a person, not God, not above the spiritual law, but yes in the physical world you can get privilege. Hope y'all ready for a cashless society btw. it's coming. Woe to those with no or bad credit :((

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  33. I love Curtis AND "Fiddy"...

    I read one of the books he published.
    Frankly, I mostly avoid "Hood" books... I mean REALLY, how many "SUPASTAR" Ho' makes it against all odds, DopeSlanger last one standing stories can one take...?
    Anyway, although it fit the basic format, it was a good summer read...

    Also, what he's doing for that Child Actor who played "Nala" in the "Lion King"...??
    He is the G.O.A.T.

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  34. Anonymous10:06 AM

    Haters never get the joke.
    Is that you Ann?

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  35. lily said:

    He should be proud to help his grandma anyway he can. Didn't she raise him? What's the hassle in doing something, no matter how small, for her. Just some ig'nant 50 shit.

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    50 was joking--Calm the fuck down.

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  36. Anonymous11:03 AM

    Take out your gram's garbage, you ungreatful fuck!

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  37. .....this knuckle dragging, buck toothed, swamp monkey....SMMFH.

    This nigga actually tweeted a complaint bout his GRANDMA asking him to take out the trash? REALLY, CURTIS? What a low rent, classless and disrespectful bastard.

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  38. Anonymous11:05 AM

    1 I hope someone hacked his shit and madder these stupid ass"tweets" 2 damn my nigga grandma doesn't have live in help cause u rich right? 2 1/2 its real green you too fancy to take out trash 3 I dont fucks with kanye or u either as of...now..

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  39. Anonymous11:22 AM

    I hope dude is just joking

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  40. Anonymous11:52 AM

    None of you can take a joke

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  41. Anonymous12:24 PM

    Damn nunna y'all can't take a joke? And Necole (Bitchie) stay off RWS to groupie tramp!

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  42. @10:19 Tellit

    NO!NO! YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN. WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU TO TELL ME TO CALM THE FUCK DOWN. You the one who needs to calm the fuck down and stop telling grown ass me what to do. I don't check with you for context, if you even know what that means.

    I make any comment I want, when I want. Fuck off!

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  43. @10:19 Tell it

    NO, NO. YOU CALM THE FUCK DOWN. Who the fuck do you think your are telling me to calm the fuck down!?!??!??!?! I don't come here to check with your got damn ass for context, even you even know what that means.

    So fuck you and Fuck off.

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  44. Anonymous5:03 PM

    GOD Blessed you in this life nigga dont you know that. after being shot 500 times and god still brought your ass through (PAID). GOD knows your heart and if you mean that shit. He will take it away just as sure as you are rich!!! will comment in the future when your ass is broke. CUZ

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  45. Anonymous9:36 PM

    @9:21 pm I agree!! 50 was probably talking about buying himself a third Bentley and gran gran interupted his ass and told him to take his high and might self and empty the trash.

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  46. Anonymous11:22 AM

    LOL...granny probably said I could give two fuckks about your status nygga you better take that trash out NOW.

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  47. I like me some 50...

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  48. @lily--I'm a person with enough common fucking sense to know when someone (especially someone like 50, who's known to be a jokester outside of the booth)'s joking, dumbass. So sit the fuck down, shut the fuck up, fuck off.

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  49. He must be trying to be the funniest guy in the world cause everybody i know who is black and lost a Grandma wish they could take the garbage out for her.
    Tweet sound like something ccoming from justin bieber.

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