Monday, October 01, 2018

Azealia Banks Accuses Elon Musk of Hacking Her Website


Harlem rapper Azealia Banks makes soap for discolored bussies on the side and over the weekend she accused Elon Musk of hacking her website...

On Saturday Elon Musk agreed to step down as CEO of Tesla and pay $20 million in restitution after the Securities and Exchange Commission sued him for falsely tweeting that he was planning to take his company private causing a surge in stock prices.

To celebrate Elon NOT going to jail Azealia Banks started selling her regularly priced $24 soaps for the low low price of $4.20, the number Elon Tweeted he would use for his IPO.

And then this happened.














Fun Fact: Azealia Banks is widely believed to have sparked the SEC investigation after claiming Elon was high and lying about his investors when he sent the Tweets [click here if you missed that].