You In Trouble Now Eve

Paris Hilton has just been ordered back to jail, you know Eve ain't got a chance now.

(TMZ)

All I Know Is, Eve Better Get The Same Treatment

After Eve goes to trial for her DUI and gets her license suspended and then gets caught driving anyway and has to go to jail for violating her probation, she better get out of jail after three days just like Paris Hilton did.

(TMZ)

Eve Pleads Not Guilty

Even though she ran her Maserati up on the curb and her blood alcohol level registered above .08 at the scene of the crash, E-V-E pleaded not guilty to misdemeanor drunken driving charges. If convicted Eve faces up to six months in jail and a $1000.00 fine. She is expected back in court June 28. Did you know her real name is Jihan Jeffers?

(Yahoo)

Eve Crashed Her Maserati And Got Arrested

E-V-E ran her maserati up on the median on Hollywood Boulevard last night and she must have smelled like alcohol, cause after the cops got there they put her in cuffs. Of course TMZ was there to catch all the action. Poor Eve. One of her boys tried to help by cussing out the camera man, but that only made it worse. Check out the video here.

UPDATE: TMZ says E-V-E posted a $30,000.00 bail and was released. 30 Gs!? Was it a person pinned under that car? See the footage here. Oh yeah, they say Eve's alcohol level was double the legal limit.

Eve Dumps Her African Prince

You can't buy a girl who has money!

African prince Teodorin Nguema Obiang found

that out the hard way. After spending $700,000 to rent

a yacht for Eve's Christmas party in St. Barts, letting

her drive one of his Bentleys and dropping 25 mil

into a record label that went nowhere, Eve has decided

to distance herself from the guy.

Why you ask? Cause dude's father is alleged to

be one of the worst dictators in the world and that's a little

too much for our girl, Eve. The father allegedly

steals over 700 million dollars a year from his oil rich country while

the people exist on a dollar a day. He's been accused

of everything from murder to cannibalism.

He's even suspected in several attempted "suicides"

of his own brother. It's all pretty wild.

(source)

What The UPN / WB Merger Means To Black Folks

Cuts, Eve, Half and Half, One on One, and Love Inc. have been cancelled
but
All of Us, America's Next Top Model, Girlfriends, and Everbody Hates Chris stays on the air.

Oh yeah,

Fox cancelled The Bernie Mac Show.