Mike Tyson Under Arrest For DUI

Mike Tyson was arrested early Friday morning after leaving a club in Scottsdale, Arizona. He was pulled over after he almost hit a Scottsdale sheriff's patrol car. Cops found cocaine and say Mike was visibly impared. (Comcast)

Mike Tyson Considers Business Venture with Heidi Fleiss

Hey ladies!

Have you ever wondered what Iron Mike is like in bed?

Well wonder no more. According to unreliable sources,

Mike is hooking up with Hollywood madam Heidi Fleiss

in a Las Vegas prostitution venture. 

(Contact)

Tony Braxton and Mike Tyson? I'm Going To Vegas!

Has it really come to this?

Has Mike Tyson been reduced to a sideshow?

Remember when his fights would be over in like, 5 minutes?

These days, if you want to see Iron Mike, he's sparring for cash

in the lobby at the Alladin Hotel in Las Vegas.

40 year old Mike says he's broke and this is the only way to

pay the bills since his boxing license got revoked.

I guess when you're broke and washed up,

Vegas is the place to go.

And speaking of broke and washed up,

get tickets for Toni Braxton's Las Vegas show here.

Anyway

Mike calls his life a waste. Well I beg to dif.

Check out Mike in his prime.

Naomi Campbell's Star Studded Ex List

Ever wonder what it's like to be Naomi Campbell's man?

Well, according to the New York Daily News,

it's more laughs than a barrel of monkeys,

or being on a date with one!

Naomi's "ex" list reads like a who's who in show biz including

Eric Clapton

Eddie Murphy

Lenny Kravitz

Sean Penn

P-Diddy

Quincy Jones

Mike Tyson

Sylvester Stallone

Tommy Lee

David Blaine

Kevin Costner

Robert DeNiro

plus several Italian playboys I'm sure I would have heard of

were I more international

but supposedly, one time she thought DeNiro was with another

women and called the police and the fire department to his house!

Another time she was heard screaming into her phone at DeNiro,

"Either marry me or buy me a building!"

Then there was the time another boyfriend unknowingly

invited one of her exes to a party he and Naomi threw,

and Naomi stormed out. When the guy returned to his

London mansion, his living room was filled with broken glass!

(source)

Mike Tyson > Jeffery Dahmer

This dude done bit somebody again!

And this time it cost him 275,000 bucks.

What a dummy.

He should join the military, at least his aggression would be useful.