Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Dem Franchise Boys Arrested in Studio Raid

One of Dem Franchise Boys just got arrested in an Atlanta studio raid.
On Atlanta Fox 5 News they just dropped the bomb.
Po Po was showing off all the weed, guns and money they
pulled from the home studio.
11 lbs of weed
$110,000 in cash
and some guns.
I don't know which one of Dem Boys it was,
but his attorney just said his client is innocent.
Just at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Let this be a lesson to all you gangsters who like to go in
the studio and testify about your real life...
the man is listening.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Christina Milian Got Federlined

A week ago the Internet was hot with chatter
about Christina Milian being dropped from Island Def Jam
and now we know why
First of all her album bricked, despite massive hype
and
we hear little miss diva was listening to her
man and manger Dre, of production team Cool and Dre,
instead of Def Jam CEO L.A. Reid, who turned 50 this week.
By the way, L. A. told Christina to record
SOS, which she refused, and ya see that record
scorching the charts for former label mate Rihanna right now.
Plus Rihanna moved more than twice as many units as Christina.
That's gotta hurt.
Maybe in five years she'll make a miraculous come back like
ex- Destiny's Child member LeToya Lukett, whose "Torn" I'm lovin' right now.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Kevin Aviance Attacked in West Village

Singer Kevin Aviance got jumped Saturday night
the victim of a West Village gay hate crime.
Remember Kevin's jam, Din Da Da?
Several boys jumped Kevin as he left a West Village
club at 3am. Shoutin gay slurs, they beat Kevin so bad,
he had to have his jaw wired shut.
To make matters worse, Kevin says there were witnesses but nobody
bothered to help him.

Friday, June 09, 2006

Judge Allows Tape in R. Kelly Trial

A judge is going to allow the
tape of R Kelly and the underage girl 
to be released to the media and the public.
The entire case depends on the tape.
Said the judge, "If there was no tape, we wouldn't have a case."
R Kelly has pleaded not guilty to 14 counts of child pornography.
I've seen the tape. It was him and she was underage.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Summer Jam 06 Was Booty

If this picture of Remy Ma performing at Summer Jam 06
is any indication, I'm inclined to believe the Internet
chatter that said Summer Jam '06 was wack...

Friday, June 02, 2006

Lebron James Creeping with Beyoncé's Cousin Angie?

Beyonce's fat cousin Angie and LeBron James?
Makes me think I got a chance.
LeBron need to be somewhere trying to see about his mama.
38 year old Gloria James pleaded no contest to disorderly
conduct charges in Ohio last Friday.
Le Bron's mama was drunk driving her Escalade through the hood
when she almost hit a parked police cruiser.
After she was arrested, the heifer kicked out the car window.
The judge in the case suspened all but three days
of Gloria's six month jail sentence, which
she'll spend taking classes on the dangers of drinking and drug use.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Lark Voorhies Suing The Enquirer Over Crack Claims




Lark Voorhies is not smoking!

Lark is suing the National Enquirer
for a story they ran saying she
was smoked out.

She says she lost acting gigs
and hosting engagments
and was humilitated!

Sydney Simpson Sentenced to Community Service

OJ Simpson's 19 year old daughter Sydney has been sentenced
to 50 hours community service for slapping and
cursing out the cops last year in Miami.
Apparently, Syd was watching her brother Justin
in a high school basketball game when a fight broke out.
The cops were called and Sydney went ballistic.
Hmmmm.
It's best to check these rage issues early, before somebody gets hurt.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Bobby Brown's Girl Posse Jumps Club Owner's Girlfriend

How come The NY Post
is reporting that Bobby Brown
and a posse of girls
invaded club 83 Worth Street
where one of Bobby's girls jumped
on the club owner's girlfriend!?

Poor chick got her hair pulled and slammed
into a wall before security could break it up.

Check how the Post called
Bobby's girl a "hot headed hoochie"!

The Evidence Proves

Mario Etheridge was acting in defense of his cousin, Keith Bender
when he shot and killed rapper Proof.
So it was true. Proof was a murderer.
Proof's blood alcohol level was for four times the legal limit.
He got beligerent after a pool game,
pistol whipped Keith and shot him in the face.
WTF, Man!
How are we supposed to feel about this? Should we be sorry
that Proof is gone, or relieved we don't have to worry about
crossing paths with him in a bar
and possibly getting shot and killed?

Thursday, May 25, 2006

Beans Got New Music Coming Out Or Something?

Rapper Beanie Sigel was shot in
the shoulder during a robbery attempt
after two cars boxed him in and fired on him.
Two cars boxed him in and fired on him
and he only sustained one gunshot wound...
to the shoulder.
Um Hm. Yeah.
I bet he got new music coming out.

Biggie Smalls LAPD Judgement Overturned

You know how Biggie's family won that 1.1 million dollar judgement
against the LAPD last summer
over cover-up allegations in Biggie's shooting death?
Well, the judge in the case says she was deceived
and the judgement was overturned.
The problem stems from that jailhouse
information that linked Suge Knight to the case.
Biggie's family has always claimed the LAPD witheld
that evidence, when actually it came from
a private investigator hired by Biggie's mother,
Voletta Wallace.
Even though the evidence ain't as impartial
as it seemed at first,
I still believe it.

Whitney Houston Likes to Wear Disguises in Public

Whitney Houston's
best friend,
80's pop star Cherelle,
wants you to know that
all them pictures you seen
of Whitney lookin' crazy, are intentional.
Cherelle claims the baglady look is Whitney's "thing".


(source)

Thursday, May 18, 2006

What The UPN / WB Merger Means To Black Folks

Cuts, Eve, Half and Half, One on One, and Love Inc. have been cancelled
but
All of Us, America's Next Top Model, Girlfriends, and Everbody Hates Chris stays on the air.

Oh yeah,

Fox cancelled The Bernie Mac Show.