Ex Claims Jennifer Lopez Practices Witchcraft

I always wondered how J Lo went from

Fly Girl to movie star in 60 seconds.

According to her ex-husband Ojani Noa,

Jennifer cast spells on everybody from Puffy on down. 

Ojani says Jenny is a Santerian Priestess

and on that note we are going to shut our mouth!

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If Fiddy Offers You A Drink, Politely Decline

Oh Curtis!

Fifty Cent tells a British magazine

the best way to set off a threesome

is to ply your girl with drinks.

"You gotta feed the girl champagne! They love that stuff." he says

I dunno, kinda sounds like a felony in progress.

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Damon Dash Breaks Bro Code with Richie Akiva

Damon Dash and Richie Akiva used to be BFFs

(ain't up on Richie? Do ya playa research here)

but Richie say he don't mess with Dame no mo'
cause he failed the drunk girlfriend test.
Richie tells British Vouge magazine, "We were best friends.

We had a house together. We were inseparable for two years.

But he failed the drunk girlfriend test.
That is the ultimate test, and that's why we are no longer friends."

Where I'm from, it's bros before hoes

but, uh, ra,

ain't Dame married?

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Tyson Beckford and Perez Hilton Nearly Come to Blows

The New York Post reports

 supermodel, Tyson Beckford

was bout to jump on blogger,

Perez Hilton the other night.

Why would they even be at the same event?

Anyway Tyson was pushing up on Nick Lachey's new girlfriend Vanessa Minnillo.

It was obvious she didn't want Tyson's attention so blogger Perez tried to step in to save the day

and a fight almost broke out! They had to be separated!

This is the second time I heard about Tyson trying to fight over a girl!

Dallas Austin Receives a Pardon on Drug Charges in Dubai

As we speak

Dallas Austin is on a plane home to Atlanta

after being pardoned on drug charges

in the UAE.

Dallas Austin Sentenced to Four Years in Dubai Prison

Dallas Austin was
sentenced on Tuesday
to four years in prison
in the United Arab Emirates
where he was convicted of possessing 1.26 grams of coke.
It's still unclear whether he
will remain in jail.
Pardons for this offense have been granted in the past.
Whether or not Dallas serves his time,
he will be deported.

(source)

UPDATE

Looks like Dallas might get the pardon

(source)

Star Jones Father Builds Her Confidence

Star Jones tells AOL columnist Jawn Murray

that she had to have a 1 pound tumor removed from her chest

and after the surgery she was horrified by the scar.

Star says her father told her,

"Baby, the way you're built, ain't nobody looking at that scar."

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Bobby Brown's Antics Spoil Essence Fest

Bobby Brown, 'The king of R&B' shows out

at the the Essence Festival this past weekend.

Reports claim, while Ralph, Ronnie, Ricky, and Mike stuck

to the dance routines, Bobby ran round the stage

doing raunchy dances. Then when each man sang

their solos, Bobby's turned his into a rant about

his sex life with Whitney Houston.

By the end Bobby was shirtless and being booed

off stage.

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Dallas Austin Pleads Guilty in Dubai

Dallas Austin pleaded guilty to cocaine charges Sunday in the

United Arab Emirates. Dallas was headed to Naomi Campbell's

birthday bash when he was stopped by customs after

displaying erratic behavior in a Dubai airport.

He is expected to get four years in prison when he is sentenced

on Tuesday.

That's a hellava lot better than beheading!

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MiJac Accuser's Mother Blames Him for Losing the Case

That boy who accused Michael Jackson of molesting him

life is messed up right now.

The NY Daily News reports his mother has stopped

cooking for the 16 year old cancer survior and blames

all their troubles on him.

Beacuse of the trial, Michael hired a dectective

to do a backround check on the family and they're

currently fighting an $8000.00 welfare fraud charge

stemming from the investigation.

According to reports the mother frequently screams

at her son that he let Michael touch him, and that his

poor testimony is the reason why they lost the case.

Incidentally, several jurors said it was the crazy mother who

turned them off by being rude on the stand.

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Is Pharrell About To Lose His LV Gig?

Gossips are whipsering that Louis Vuitton is quitely making

calls to find out if Pharrell's anti-gay comments are generating

any bad press. If they find out the gays are really pissed, Pharrell is really gone.

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Naomi Campbell's Maid Tells All

Ana Scolavino, the maid beaten bloody by Naomi Campbell

gives a hellish look into the supermodel's life.

Ana says the reason Naomi is so volatile is because

she's OBSESSED with staying thin.

She claims Naomi rarley eats and exists by drinking a

concoction of lemon juice, paprika, cayanne pepper

and water all day. According to Ana, Naomi rages around the house

cursing and screaming while the staff tip-toe around on eggshells,

all for a measly $10.00 an hour.

Ana says she was attacked when she told Naomi she was quitting.

She says Naomi screamed and told her she couldn't leave and when she

turned to walk away, she was struck with the Blackberry.

Anna says she doesn't know whether Naomi threw

the Blackberry or walked up a hit her, but she had to get

five stiches in the back of her head. Ana paints a horrible picture of Naomi,

saying her face may be pretty, but Naomi is by far the ugliest person she has ever met.

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Khia Uses Her Mugshots for New Album Cover

This is Khia's new album cover.

See how cleverly she uses a collection of her mugshots

to demonstrate her gangsta?

Ya gotta love it.

Read her rap sheet here

See Khia's new video Snatch The Cat Back

If you close your eyes, it's actually pretty good.

The CD drops July 11th

DMX Released on Bail

Good news people,
Earl came up with that
dough and only had to
spend one night in jail.

Poor DMX, he been having a tough time.
He got arrested like three times
in one week,
plus he spent
the night in jail.
I personally can not wait for his reality show,
"DMX: Soul of a Man" on BET.
Think all Whitney, no Bobby.
I hope the BET cameras
are still following him.
It'll be carzier than when MTV
followed Old Dirty Bastard
and he took them to pick up his
foodstamps! DMX: Soul of a Man
I am so there!

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