Friday, July 21, 2006

M.C. Hammer's Music Catalogue Sold at Auction

Poor Hammer!
His music catalouge was sold for a whopping 2.7 million
but he won't see a penny of it!
The sale was handled by the executor of his bankruptcy trust and
the new owner plans to license the music for movies and commericals.
Amazingly, Hammer raked in over 33 million dollars in 1991 but filed
for bankruptcy in 1996 claiming over 14 million in debts.
How did it happen?
Hammer had 17 race cars, a Boeing 747, a Kentucky Derby race horse,
a 20 million dollar mansion and a monthly payroll over $500,000.
Whatever!
It ain't what you cop, it's what you keep!

Ron Artest Is Going On Tour With Fat Joe, But He Shouldn't Be




This is the worst!
No wonder he got jumped by Pistons fans in Detroit!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Timbaland Advises Justin Timberlake Against Marriage

Asked about his friend Justin Timberlake getting married
to Cameron Diaz, music producer Timbaland replied,
"WE talk about marriage but WE decided to
focus on our careers a little more before WE get settled."

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Timbaland Refuses to Participate in Missy Elliot Biopic

A studio trying to do a biopic about Missy Elliot
will have to do it without any mention of her former
production partner Timbaland.
Say What?
Timbaland says he wants no part of the movie. He says,
"I don't want to be in the movie. For me, that movie is all about her."
Uh yeah, but how can you talk about Missy's early days and not mention Tim?
How they gon talk about Missy and Aaliyah and not mention Tim?
That's crazy talk!
I knew something was up between them two when they all of a sudden stopped being seen together.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Foxy Brown Sued by Former Personal Assistant

By now you've heard Foxy Brown is being sued by
former assistant Rasheeda Ellis
who claims she was fired for no reason,
stiffed on her last week's pay, and the victim of terroristic
threats by Fox Boogie and her associates.
Well, last week Rasheeda showed up
to the wrong court house and the trial was delayed.
This week Foxy's people say the chick is disgruntled 'cause
she wasn't allowed into Foxy's inner circle.
Foxy's publicist tells Page Six Rasheeda had an
"unhealthy infatuation" with Foxy's personal life.
Plus, they caught her leaking personal emails to the
press and later found out all her references were fake!
That girl better be happy she didn't work for
Naomi Campbell or she'd be dead by now!
BTW,
I heard going deaf can happen as a result of excessive ecstacy use.

Outcast Turn Down Oprah Show Invite

Does this have something to do with that crazy Oprah Hip Hop beef?
Apparently Oprah wanted to promote Outcast's new movie Idlewild on her
show in September, but the guys said no!

Well, actually it was Andre 3000 who said no. Big Boi wanted
to do it and is said to be none too happy with his other half.
What's up with that, Dre? 
If they wants a crossover hit Dre better quit
playing and jump on Oprah's bandwagon, especially
if he wants a successful acting career. 
Folks are saying when his recording contract with Arista
is up, he's out of Outcast, because he's itching to make movies.
Please, say it ain't so!

Naomi Campbell Sued by Another Assistant

I'm sure you've heard by now, Naomi Campbell
is being sued by a third assistant. Yeah, can you believe it?
But that's not the all!
Word from across the pond is Naomi trashed
her billionaire boyfriend's yacht because she was angry with
the menu selection! They say she broke plates, pulled down
curtains and could be heard cursing across the harbor where the
boat was docked. I'll admit at first I thought it was funny,
this maid getting her butt kicked, random guys getting spit on,
but now I'm seriously starting to wonder if there is a mental health issue here.  
This is NOT normal behavior!

Either seek help immediately, or get a reality show!

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Nia Long's New Man Gets in a Fist Fight with Her Ex

Can't a girl and her new man shop in peace?
Nia Long and her new man were in the mall
when they ran into Nia's ex- and baby daddy, Massai Z. Dorsey.
Why her baby-daddy step to her new man and get his butt kicked!?
They say Nia and her new man jetted so fast, Nia lost one of her shoes!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Outkast Break-Up Rumors Swirl

One minute TMZ says Outcast is going on tour minus Andre 3000,
then, in the same sentence, say they contacted
Outcast reps who say no tour has been announced.
Now which is it?
Are they going on tour or not?
They was all hugged up at the BET awards, promoting
music from their new movie Idlewild.
Let's just hope all the break up talk was just talk
and the tour rumors are half right!
This Idlewild trailer looks good.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Damon Dash Says There's No More Money in Hip Hop

There's no money in it!
Damon Dash tells This Is London,
"I couldn't buy what I wanted to buy. I'm talking cooks and drivers.
I got into clothes to make money."
Think he's lying?
Take a look at the Billboard Music Charts.
As of this week, only 2 out of the top 10 rap albums
are platinum and nobody went gold
but
take a look at the top country charts where
7 out of the top 10 are platinum and 4 out of that 7
are multi-platinum.
No wonder rappers be still selling drugs.

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Gil Scott Heron Sentenced to Prison Time

Poet, musician, and hip hop Godfather, Gil Scot Heron
has been sentenced to 2-4 years in prison for
violating his parole after leaving his live-in drug treatment center.
Heron says the center stopped giving him his HIV medication
so he left.
Don't remeber when hip hop used to stand for something?
Listen to hip hop before it sold out
and

Friday, July 07, 2006

Busta Rhymes Says Jesus Was Black


Busta tells Guardian magazine,
"First of all, it's fact that Jesus was a black man.
That means he could have a descendant
that exists today that has dreadlocks and
has pants hangin' off his butt and makes rap records.
They don't want that to happen
- they don't want no one to know that there's a black man
that is more powerful than anybody on this planet right
now, that has a direct blood descendant trace to Jesus Christ."
I woulda been ready to back him up if he'd cited
Daniel 10:6 or Daniel 7:9 instead of
"The Da Vinci Code" as the basis of his argument.

Star Jones Begs Fans to Save Her Job

Star Jones is asking for your help.
She wants you to write Barbara Walters and the producers of
The View to beg for her job back.
To make it easy for you, she posted the contact
information on her web page.

I would post the link, but I think she should move on.
Don't block your blessings Star.