Nicole Murphy Jokes About Her Prenup

You gotta hand it to Eddie Murphy's ex wife Nicole, the girl knows how to stay in the press. The NY Daily says Nic was on the dance floor tearing it up at club Plumm the other night and when Kanye West's Golddigger came on she sang out loudly to the part, "We want pre-nup! We want pre-nup! Only Nic changed the words to say "We don't want NO pre-nup! Don't want no pre-nup!"

You're funny Nicole.

(NY Daily)

Kimora Lee Simmos Spotted Kissing Mystery Blonde

 The NY Daily News repors Kimora Lee Simmons and her blonde girlfriend were dirty dancing and kissing at NY club Cipriani Upstairs the other night.

(NY Daily)

Laila Ali Will Kick Your Butt Quick

Laila Ali knocked out Gwendolyn O'Neil in Johannesburg, South Africa yesterday, 56 seconds into the first round of their 10 round super middle weight fight.

(Comcast)

Vivica Fox's Wig Flew Off

This is so funny. Look what I read on Page Six today:

The actress arrived at the Raleigh Hotel at 2:30 a.m. As she was getting out of her car, a witness saw a "fuzzy thing" fall to the ground. He then caught sight of Fox, who "looked strange - she had really, really short, weird hair." Fox cried out to a friend for help. She snatched up the fuzzy thing that turned out to be her wig, slapped it back on her head and, holding it in place, marched into the hotel, saying, "I forgot - I took my pins out already!"

(Page Six)

Busta Lied To The Family About Snitching

A year after the unsolved murder of Busta Rhymes bodyguard Israel Ramirez, Israel's family is coming forward saying Busta assured them he was cooperating with police in the investigation of the shooting, only to find out months later that he was lying, when they heard reports about his refusal to cooperate on the news.

(New York Daily)

Lil Kim Branded a Lousy Tipper

Hey Lil Kim When you dine out, it's customary to tip your waiter 15%. So that last time, when you and your two friends had dinner at Ruth's Chris Steak House and the bill came to $150 and you only left $10.00, instead of $22.50, the trifling waitstaff sold you out to Page Six, making it look like you're low on cash, when really, I think you just didn't know any better.
BTW you looked fabulous at the Baby Phat after party.

Smooches.

(Page Six)

Gay Rapper Expose On The Way

A former MTV producer wrote a book called, "Hiding in Hip-Hop: Confessions of a Down Low Brother in the Entertainment Industry" and sold it to Atria Books. That's the same company that published Jermaine Dupri's book, "Young Rich And Dangerous", anyway, it's supposed to name names without naming names and it's going to be out next year. Somebody leak us some chapters! (Radar)

Diana Ross CD Ain't Selling

Even though she released her new CD "I Love You", the day after Dreamgirls won a Golden Globe, it only sold 31,000 copies. There's gotta be more than 31,000 drag queens out there. Do the drag queens have a new icon? Because rhw old girl is still fierce if you turn down the sound and just watch the video . (FOX)

DMX Arrested in Yonkers

DMX was arrested in his home town Yonkers on Friday night after he ran a red light and officers found he was driving on a suspended license. The Dog spent the night in jail before posting a $25,000 bond.

(XXL)

That Dude From OZ Killed Somebody

Did you used to watch OZ on HBO? Remember that dude Arif who was king of the Muslims? Well, in his real life, he's the maitre d' at club Bed in NY. Anyway, the other night this man named Orlando Valle was celebrating his 35th birthday at Bed with his family. On the way out, they were getting their coats and old boy who played Arif starts flirting with Orlando's 20 year old niece. That's when the coat check girl went nuts, screaming "That's my man! That's my man!" and some kind of fight broke out. Arif ended up pushing Orlando so hard that he flew up against the elevator doors and they flew open and Orlando fell 4 floors, landed on top of the elevator car and died. (NY Daily)

Wendy Williams Teases New Surgery Procedure

I was reading the NY Daily News when gossip guru Wendy Williams' name came up. Fashion editor Amy DiLuna said she ran into Wendy at Macy's Kiss and Tell book party and that Wendy told her,"I had this thing done 48 hours ago and you're supposed to be black and blue," she said, Wendy said, pointing to a faint bruise on her right cheek and nose. Of course I immediately started looking for a picture of Wendy at this event. For real though, I just went straight to Juicy News. (New York Daily)

Diddy Holds His Kids Like a Football

"I hold (the twins) like a football. That way, if the phone rings, I don't have to put them down. I'm able to take the call."

(Tittle Tattle)

Did Nas and Kelis Separate?

My peoples are saying it's true. Plus, they say Nas was on the Jimmy Kimmel Show the other night WITHOUT his wedding ring on. OK all you TiVo users, let me know if this is true. Was Nas on Jimmy Kimmel without his ring on?

La La's Baby Daddy Did Not Make The All-Star Team

Despite averaging 31.3 points a game, Denver Nugget Carmelo Anthony did not make this year's All-Star team, and people are saying it's because of that 15 game suspension he pulled for that fight he was in with the NY Knicks. Oh well. Who cares anyway, besides that pregnant girlfriend he refuses to marry. (ESPN)