
Monday, November 17, 2008
Kat Williams Gone Crazy

Don Cornelius Caught A Case

I Heard That NeNe
Kanye Got Arrested For Your Entertainment

HERE’S WHAT HAPPENED…WHEN I LEFT THE CLUB, I WAS ENCOUNTERED BY A THIRSTY PAPARAZZI AS USUAL. HE FELT HE HAD MORE RIGHTS TO MY SPACE THAN ME, SO I PUT MY HAND UP TO PREVENT HIM FROM TAKING MY IMAGE. I DIDN’T ASSAULT HIM BUT MERELY PUTTING MY HAND UP TO COVER HIS LENS. MY SECURITY YELLED, “GET THE CAMERA OFF HIM.” I GUESS IN ALL THE COMMOTION THE CAMERA SCRAPED HIS NOSE.THREE HOURS LATER I GET A KNOCK AT MY HOTEL DOOR. THERE WERE FIVE POLICE OFFICERS IN FRONT OF MY ROOM AND I HAD NO IDEA WHY. I HAD MY SECURITY GO SPEAK WITH THEM. THE COPS WERE VERY CORDIAL BUT TOLD ME THEY HAD TO ARREST ME BECAUSE A COMPLAINT WAS FILED. THAT WAS THE BOGUS PART. THEY PLACED ME IN HANDCUFFS AND DROVE ME TO THE STATION. THEY SPOKE ABOUT HOW THIS WAS OBVIOUSLY A PUBLICITY STUNT BY THE PHOTOGRAPHER BUT THEY STILL HAD TO GO THOUGH THE MOTIONS. WHEN I GOT BACK TO THE HOTEL THERE WERE PAPARAZZI HANGING OVER THE BRIDGE ABOVE THE HOTEL TRYING TO GET A SHOT OF ME GETTING OUT THE POLICE VAN. EVEN THOUGH I WASN’T CHARGED, THE DAMAGE WAS DONE. SURE ENOUGH THE NEXT MORNING, PLASTERED ACROSS EVERY MEDIA OUTLET… KANYE GETS ARRESTED. IT DIDN’T MATTER THAT I WASN’T CHARGED OR THE FACT THAT I HADN’T ASSAULTED ANYONE. ALL THAT MATTERED WAS THAT I WAS ARRESTED.
New Charges Against Suge

Remember when Suge got arrested for stomping out his girlfriend on the strip in Las Vegas and the boys found Ecstasy and hydrocodone on him? They're charging his ass. The Vegas DA told the press, "It took a while for the lab to analyze the substances, which caused a delay in filing the charges. Considering Mr. Knight's notoriety, these are serious charges." The night he was arrested Suge was charged with felony assault and misdemeanor domestic violence but he may skate on that because his girlfriend has since gone missing and with no complainant, there's no case.
Friday, November 14, 2008
Damon Dash Don't Have A Pot To Piss In

This here dirt comes straight from the NY Daily News:
"I've worked with musicians, artists and entertainers that in the eyes of the media are very wealthy," said lawyer Jason Gabbard, who represented a fashion firm that settled a suit against Damon Dash and his wife over $148,505 in unpaid fees. "But to borrow a phrase from my Kentucky homeland, they haven't got a pot to piss in - they're broke."
A Manhattan judge this week ordered the city to seize Dash's Chevrolet Tahoe, since he wasn't making the $714.99 monthly payment on the leased SUV.
That October suit came on the heels of one in August, when Eastern Savings Bank foreclosed on the $7.3 million mortgage for two trendy Tribeca condos where the monthly $78,504.26 bill went unpaid for months.
Dash faces an outstanding $2.1 million tab with the New York State Department of Taxation and Finance, a $4,500 bill from the state for not paying workers' comp and a suit that says he stiffed the law firm that handled his child-custody case.
Dash even got dumped by another firm representing him in a $3.5 million suit against accountant-to-the-stars Barry Klarberg, who is accused of bungling his tax returns, costing him millions.
How Shaniqua Fucked Herself

50 Cent went on the Tyra Banks Show and she asked him why he and his baby mama Shaniqua fell out and this is what he said, "She took bad information to heart. At one point I was providing her a half a million dollars a year with out any court being involved...I'm really only responsible for him [Marquis] and that is what she found out after I was taken to court. Her friend told her in New York state law you're entitled to 17% but that's up until $80,000...She looked at the Forbes and goes, 'You robbing me.'"
Q-Tip & Busta Sitting In A Tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G
In this video Q-Tip tries unsuccessfully to fend off Busta who is intent on getting a kiss.
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Maybe That's Why He Pee'd On The Floor

The other day news leaked that Kanye West did a number one on the floor of his dressing room at the MTV Europe Awards. Now we may know why. Even though Kanye won the award for Ultimate Urban act he was pissed about it. Kanye told the British press, "I won nothing last year and I'd brought out Stronger. Then this year, just because I was there, I won best urban act. This was Lil Wayne's year."
Neverland Sold Into Joint Venture

Micheal Jackson signed over part ownership of Neverland Ranch to Sycamore Valley Ranch Company LLC. Sycamore is actually a partnership between Mike and company called Colony Capital that owns the Las Vegas Hilton, the Red Rock Country Club and a few other Las Vegas properties. Word is Mike may end up singing for his supper at the Vegas Hilton in exchange for a place to stay. Oh and they're changing the name. From now on Neverland will be know as the Sycamore Valley Ranch.
Wednesday, November 12, 2008
Suge Suing Kanye

Naturi Naughton Covers King

Tuesday, November 11, 2008
Pepa In Real Estate Scandal

Sandy 'Pepa' Denton got drama with her ex-husband and his baby mama. One year after Pepa divorced Naughty by Nature front man Anthony 'Treach' Criss, she met and married this dude named Emora Horton. Soon after, Emora and Pep formed Scotch Bonnet Realty Corp. with Emora running the business. Within a year Emora got his ex-girl friend, Cateania Matthews, pregnant and he and Pep divorced but stayed in business together. At some point Emora and his baby mama Cateania pulled a scam where Scotch Bonnett Realty 'sold' her a house but the lied about the amount of money she put down on it in order to secure a home equity loan for $30,000.00.
Fast forward, Cateania is in bankruptcy court trying to get out of paying the loan while Pepa is claiming her name was forged on the transfer deed and that the house should still belong to her with no liens attached. In the end, Pep decided not to push it and told her lawyer, "I'm a mother; she's a mother. Fine, let it go." They say by the end of Tuesday's court proceedings, the two women were smiling, crying and hugging each other, clearly relieved to have put the legal battle behind them. Cateania is to give up the property as part of her Chapter 13 court proceedings.