Chris Brown Hit With Two Felonies

The L.A. District Attorney's office announced today that Chris Brown was being charged with two felonies – assault and making criminal threats – in the alleged beating of his girlfriend Rihanna last month. Even though the couple seem to have reconciled, the case is proceeding. If convicted, Brown faces anywhere from probation to a maximum four years and eight months in state prison, DA spokeswoman Sandi Gibbons said.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson announced today that he will perform for the final time in Britain during a 10-night stint at London’s O2 arena in July.

Chris Brown Police Report Leaks

A news station in LA claims to have gotten ahold of the investigator's notes in the Chris Brown case and according to the notes, Rihanna read a three-page text message on Chris Brown's phone from a woman. An argument ensued and Brown allegedly tried forcing Rihanna out of the car but couldn't because she was wearing her seat belt. Brown then allegedly shoved Rihanna's head against the passenger window. When Rihanna turned to face him, Brown punched her, then continued punching her while driving. Blood spattered all over Rihanna's clothing and in the interior of the car. Her mouth was filled with blood. Brown allegedly told Rihanna, "I'm going to beat the shit out of you when we get home. You wait and see." Rihanna called her assistant and left a message saying, "I am on my way home. Make sure the cops are there when I get there." Brown then replied, "You just did the stupidest thing ever. I'm going to kill you." According to the report, Brown continued to punch Rihanna, bit her on her ear, her fingers and put her in a headlock -- she almost lost consciousness.

If You Look For Trouble You Will Find It

According to snitches ex-NY Giant Michael Strahan put a tracking device on girlfriend, Nicole Murphy's Range Rover and caught her messing around with another dude. Seems Eddy Murphy's ex was also dating a Universal Records A&R exec named Demetrius Spencer. Nicole and Meech had been sneaking off for secert meetings and trips out of town for almost a year and Nicole'd even told Demetrius she was going to tell Strahan about their love affair before she got caught, that is. Anyway, Nicole and Demetrius had taken Nicole's Range in for service where mechanics found the tracker. "This is the second tracking device he's had put in her car," one source said. "This one was found behind the front dashboard." According to rumor, Nicole and Demetrius went to have lunch while the tracker - which provided up-to-the-minute location status - was removed. They say seconds later, Strahan barged into the garage, "yelling and screaming. And when he spotted Nicole's car with the tracking device exposed, he walked over, ripped it off the dashboard and stormed out of the shop.

T.I.

will start his prison sentence March 27. He will spend one year and one day behind bars after pleading guilty to possession of unregistered weapons.

Michael Jackson

sued the auction house to stop the scheduled sale of thousands of his personal possessions calling their actions "malicious, fraudulent, extreme, outrageous and without any legal justification whatsoever." This was news to the auction house because they say Mike knew about the auction from the start calling the suit a, "total surprise to us, because Jackson had been apprised of everything since the day we started. His manager ... has approved everything."

Auction items include Michael's American Music Award for "Thriller," a velvet cape given to him by his children for Father's Day in 1998, a pair of rhinestone-trimmed socks from 1981, a basketball signed by Michael Jordan, platinum and gold records, a customized Harley Davidson and a Rolls Royce limousine among other things.

The Latest

They say Chris Brown is the one who tipped off the paparazzi about his and Rihanna's Miami reunion because he believes once the everyone realizes Rihanna has forgiven him, they will too. Also, investigators are using the $11,000.00 Gucci dress Rihanna wore the night she got her ass kicked to build their case against Chris Brown because it's splattered with blood. Annnnnnd word is leaking out from the LAPD that much worse pictures of Rihanna exist, from the day after her beating, where her face is way more bruised and swollen. Rest assured those pictures will surface if Rihanna sticks with her plans to NOT testify against Chris Brown.

Kanye's New Nike

Kanye's new sneaker design for Nike the 'Air Yeezy'.

From The People Who Brought You The Rihanna Pregnancy Rumor

Last week Star mag said Rihanna was pregnant this week they have her married.

The Dallas Cowboys

cut Terrell Owens

Chris Brown's Bloody Lambo

Ok, so it not really bloody. There's only one spot of blood, but cops claim it belongs to Rihanna. Chris is scheduled for arraignment Thursday.

ATL Drug Charges Against Weezy Dropped

Lil Wayne lucked up and got the drug charges pending against him in Atlanta dropped. Back in 2006 Lil Wayne got arrested at the Twelve Hotel in Atlantic Station after he called room service and they ratted him out after they saw a bunch of drugs scattered around the room. Well, Weezy's lawyer was able to successfully argue that the room were Wayne was arrested was not where he was actually staying, but merely a changing room.

Case Dismissed.

Usher Apologizes

Usher, Johnta Austin and Bryan Michael Cox decided to roast Christina Millian over her new blonde hair and bright red lipstick and also had a few words to say about Chris Brown not showing enough remorse for beating Rihanna's a--. Well someone must have made a call because now Ush is recanting.

“The comments made during a recent recording session amongst friends were taken out of context and blown out of proportion. I apologize on behalf of myself and my friends if anyone was offended. The intentions were not to pass judgment and we meant no harm. I respect and wish the best for all parties involved.”

P.I. Suing R Kelly

R Kelly is being sued by a private investigator who claims the singer stiffed him on a $300,000 bill. According to a lawsuit filed last week in Missouri federal court, Charles Freeman claims he was hired during Kelly's trial to "obtain and/or recover certain tapes that were said to incriminate" R. Kelly. Freeman said he did the job, but never got paid. He's suing for damages plus interests and costs.