Tuesday, May 12, 2009
Linking Insanity
The juiciest realest sounding Beyonce pregnancy rumor ever. Destiny's Child Rumors
Rick Ross Can't Stop Being Fake Gossip Jacker
The Real Deal with the Alicia Keys Swizz Beat Situation Necole Bitchie
Stills from Ciara on Saturday Night Live Who Went Where
Chocolate gums unite Crunk and Disorderly
Dennis Rodman
has been running around South Beach pulling the old dine and dash routine. After walking out on a $1000 tab at the Gansevoort, Dennis shows up the next night at a different restaurant inside the same hotel and tries to skip out without on $1,500. The scam didn't work the second time because the manager noticed what was happening, nabbed the last few stragglers and held them hostage until the bill was paid. They had to call the cops and make several calls before Dennis would cough up the cash.
XXL Magazine
XXL received the following letter from Louis Vuitton:
Dear Editor:
We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points.
The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal.
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.
Sincerely,
Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.Louis Vuitton Malletier
Beyonce Says
"My wardrobe is big. Put it this way, I've turned my old apartment into a closet. I probably get about 15 bags sent to me a month. Armani gave me this croc bag, which was huge - I could only imagine how much that thing cost. It would be so expensive that even I wouldn't buy it."
Ginuwine
is suing a former business manager. He wouldn't give up much information except to say, "I recently had a situation where I got $400,000 taken away from me by my business manager. Needless to say, that's going to be a court issue." Let's hope he's suing the manager who had him hosting bachelorette parties at hood bars where random chicks were living out their 90s fantasies grinding all up on that pony [you MUST click here if you missed that].
50 Cent's video game 'Blood on the Sand'
has been branded a colossal failure after selling only 56,000 copies since it's Feburary launch. 50's first game 'Bulletproof' sold over 681,000 copies during the same launch period.
Monday, May 11, 2009
Shorty Link My Way
Who's ass is that? Gossip Jacker
Awwwwww Alert. Tyrese shopping with his little girl. Who Went Where
If you want to see Beyonce in Vegas it's gonna cost ya. Egypt Said So
Rihanna hiding out in Hawaii. Toya's World
More celeb nudes to come. Entertainment Rundown
Sandhurst from Make Me a Supermodel is naked. Planet Jackson World Wide
Joey Released on Bail To Lesser Charges
Jojo Simmons, 19, was released on his own recognizance after being charged with two counts of possession of marijuana and one count of resisting arrest [click here if you missed Joey getting pinched buying weed over the weekend]. Officers had initially charged Jo with a felony attempted reckless endangerment charge, after he crash into two cars trying to get away from them, but a Manhattan judge Saturday gave Joey a break.
Liar Liar Pants on Fire
50 Cent was lying when he said he had been cleared as a suspect in the mysterious fire that burned his baby mama's house to the ground last year [click here if you need to catch up]. Investigators said no one has been cleared. Detective Thomas Wieland of the Suffolk County police said, "That fire is still under investigation. It hasn't been closed, either way."
Snoop Don't Gotta Pay But Doggy Style Does
The good news is, last week Snoop Dogg was cleared of any responsibility in the beat down of a fan after he jumped on stage during a concert and got stomped out. The bad news is Snoop may end up paying for it anyway. Several rappers signed Snoop's label, Doggy Style Records, have been ordered to pay stompee Richard Monroe more than $449,000 in damages.
Sunday, May 10, 2009
Russell Blasted on His Own Website
When Russell Simmons started the Global Grind web community, I'm sure he didn't think his ex-girlfriends were going to use the message boards to put him on blast. Click here to read spurned lover Katie Roust talk slick about Russ and his cooch du jour.
Swizz Is Still Banging Alicia Keys and He Wants You To Know It
Ok, so remember last year when Alicia Keys started dating married [with a kid] music producer Swizz Beats and threw that birthday party for him at the Guggenheim and all hell broke lose between him and his wife? [click here, here, and here if you don't] Well, Swizz just laced a track for Drake. You know, 'Wheelchair Jimmy' from DeGrassi Jr. High? He's a rapper now. Anyway, on Swizzy's verse he says:
“Wake up in the morning and my baby cooked me breakfast
Ass naked wearing nothing on, but a necklace
yeah she be shining on ya
She be gleamin on ya
She be SINGING on ya
I know you love her don’t ya
And we be travellin our ass off
You can see the proof it’s all in our passports
Yeah, she say she wanna treat me like a king
I get big gifts the money aint a damn thing
She gave me a PARTY AT THE GUGGENHEIM
Y’all should’ve seen them haters they lost their mind
only God can judge me
What’s next? The Ring? the baby? She really loves me!”
Spotted at Egypt Says So
Paparazzi Cut Usher's Quality Time Short
Did you see any of those cute pictures of Usher and Little Cinco spending quality time