Everybody Went To The Audi Clean Diesel Dinner The Other Night

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Chris Brown's Backup Dancers Do His Dirty Work

Kanye Is Not On Twitter

Kanye is mad because there are a lot of fake Kanye Twitter pages. Click the picture if you want to read it.

Who Needs Record Sales?

Ciara's latest release 'Fantasy Ride' sold a measly 81,000 copies it's first week out but so what? CC hooked up another way to clock dollars. She's going on a 10 date tour with Jay Z this summer. She's also booked to open for Britney Spears on the European leg of her Circus tour in June.

Got To Get That Street Cred Back Up

A day or two after being dropped by T.I. and Grand Hustle for being a DEA informant, rapper Alfamega was arrested after a traffic stop turned up a stolen gun. The police reports claim Alfalfa got combative when they found the gun, so they pepper sprayed him. At that point 'Mega ran and cops chased him to a nearby parking garage and hit him several times with their batons. Didn't stop him. Your boy got loose and jumped over the parking garage rail 25 to 30 feet to the ground. Needless to say he didn't get away. Cops scooped him up and booked him on fleeing and eluding, resisting arrest and felon in possession of firearms charges. Al spent three days in jail before bonding out.

FYI: That picture is not from the night in question. That picture is from the night Alfamega got arrested at the Dirty Awards last November.

La La Ejected From Mavericks v Nuggets Game

MTV personality La La was in Dallas to cheer on her fiancee, Denver Nugget Carmelo Anthony, in the Nuggets Mavericks playoff game when all hell broke loose. La La says this incident started after Maverick fans berated her, her son and called them racial slurs. Sports fans claiming to have been present for the almost brawl took to the message boards to say La La was talking loud and slick about the Mavs and that the fans were reacting to her and it got out of hand. Others claim dancing fans bumped into La La and she went off. Who knows what really happened? My question is, why is LaLa the only one being escorted out?

La La released a statement: "Obviously the play-off games bring out the best and the worst in fans but what happened on Monday night with the racial slurs/threats, verbal attacks on my son and physical attacks to myself by irate fans was unacceptable. The fans were totally out of control. What the cameras captured was me defending myself and didn't show the abuse that was taking place."

Silly Boy

Rhianna and Lady Gaga recorded a song that many are saying is directed toward Chris Brown. Kanye posted it on his website and the lyrics go like this:

I said I'm not coming back, it's it.

You fooled me once but you can't have that ego turning.

Just too bad for you, that when you had me you didn't know what to do.

She's over you.

Cause you had a good girl, good girl,

That's a keeper, k-k-k-k-keeper

You had a good girl, good girl but Didn't know how to treat her, t-t-t-t-treat her (treat her)

So silly boy get out my face (my face)

Do you like the way regrets taste?

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And So It Begins

In October 2008 Jermaine Jackson went around promoting a Jackson's Family concert tour. Jermaine said the tour would include the Jackson 5 with Michael, and Janet Jackson. Michael later denied he was involved [click here if you don't remember ] and we all just thought Jermaine was talking crazy. So why are AllGoodEntertainment suing to block Michael's London concert series claiming he's violating a blackout clause? They say their 2008 Jackson 5 concert agreement prohibits Mike from making another concert deal for 18 months. So they're suing. Ok, if this is true, why didn't they sue Janet for the Vertigo tour?

Linking Insanity

The juiciest realest sounding Beyonce pregnancy rumor ever. Destiny's Child Rumors Rick Ross Can't Stop Being Fake Gossip Jacker The Real Deal with the Alicia Keys Swizz Beat Situation Necole Bitchie Stills from Ciara on Saturday Night Live Who Went Where Chocolate gums unite Crunk and Disorderly

Dennis Rodman

has been running around South Beach pulling the old dine and dash routine. After walking out on a $1000 tab at the Gansevoort, Dennis shows up the next night at a different restaurant inside the same hotel and tries to skip out without on $1,500. The scam didn't work the second time because the manager noticed what was happening, nabbed the last few stragglers and held them hostage until the bill was paid. They had to call the cops and make several calls before Dennis would cough up the cash.

XXL Magazine

XXL received the following letter from Louis Vuitton:

Dear Editor:

We were dismayed to see the cover of the May 2009 issue of XXL Magazine, which features a photo of Rick Ross wearing a pair of sunglasses prominently featuring counterfeit Louis Vuitton trademarks. Because the photo has generated considerable confusion among your readers and Louis Vuitton customers among others, we feel it is important to clarify several points. The first is that the sunglasses Mr. Ross is wearing were not made by Louis Vuitton, and in fact, are counterfeit. Louis Vuitton did not grant permission to Mr. Ross or to whoever did make the sunglasses to use our trademarks. The second is that no affiliation, sponsorship or association exists between Rick Ross or XXL and Louis Vuitton. The third is that counterfeiting is illegal. Thank you for giving us the opportunity to correct the confusion.

Sincerely,

Michael D. Pantalony, Esq.Louis Vuitton Malletier

Beyonce Says

"My wardrobe is big. Put it this way, I've turned my old apartment into a closet. I probably get about 15 bags sent to me a month. Armani gave me this croc bag, which was huge - I could only imagine how much that thing cost. It would be so expensive that even I wouldn't buy it."

Ginuwine

is suing a former business manager. He wouldn't give up much information except to say, "I recently had a situation where I got $400,000 taken away from me by my business manager. Needless to say, that's going to be a court issue." Let's hope he's suing the manager who had him hosting bachelorette parties at hood bars where random chicks were living out their 90s fantasies grinding all up on that pony [you MUST click here if you missed that].

50 Cent's video game 'Blood on the Sand'

has been branded a colossal failure after selling only 56,000 copies since it's Feburary launch. 50's first game 'Bulletproof' sold over 681,000 copies during the same launch period.