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Nas

I met Nas around 1995 at a club in Queens, I don't even remember the name of it. I wasn't feeling too well so I had my head down on the table. Someone tapped my shoulder and asked me if I was ok. I replied that I was feeling a little light headed but I was ok. He pulled his seat over to me and asked me my name. He told me his name was KNOWLEDGE....Lol, I knew who he was but I was playing the dumb blonde roll...Lol. So, we exchanged numbers and talked for about a month about 2 or 3 times per week. Finally, one night he called me and invited me out. I wasn't sure at first but said yes anyways. He comes and picks me up in a Lincoln Town Car the driver actually rang my doorbell. I get in the car and we go to some hole in the wall to get smokes. We start puffing (now mind you I wasn't a smoker) and when I look up we are pulling up in front of a hotel. Homie didn't even ask me if that's what I wanted so inside I am like oh sh*t. So he goes and pays for the room (it was a 4 start hotel I don't remember which one but it was in the city). He comes back with the key and tells the driver he'll call when he's ready. We get upstairs and he sits on the bed and smokes again. He was asking me if that was my hair because it was so long and straight. I gave him that are you serious look. He asked me if he can run my fingers through my hair.It was on from there we kissed for about 10 minutes. He kissed me everywhere I mean everywhere. He didn't eat me out back then I wasn't really into that like now. I didn't suck his d*ck either so I guess it was ok. He slides the condom on and to my surprise his dick was below average. I wasn't f*cking like that back then but I knew a nice size d*ck when I saw one, but his wasn't it. He puts himself inside of me and in the first stroke he ejaculates. I was in so much shock. I went inside the bathroom cleaned myself up and came back out. He says to me wow you don't even look like you ever got it messed up. I gave him the sh*t it was only for about a minute why would it get messed up look. We stayed in touch for a few months after that but I never wanted to have sex with him again. After all that I got a call from his crazy ass baby moms now that chicken head is one crazy chick. I told her she could have his ass and hung up on her ass. I changed my digits the next day bright and early. I actually ran into him again, he was signing autographs somewhere I can't remember and I heard someone calling my name I turned around and it was his brother Jungle I stopped and he asked me for my number for his brother. I gave him a wrong number and kept it moving. I said to myself he's just not worth all the headaches.On a scale of 1-5, I give him a 2.5 who knows he might be much more of a man now it's been about 14 years so who knows!

Snagged from Tales From A Groupie

The Twitter Report

Who needs Kanye when you have Russell Simmons? Yesterday Russ tweeted about how he'd called some modeling agencies for Amber Rose now they were fighting over her. Then he tweeted that Amber was the next 'Pretty Woman' and Kanye was Richard Gere. Pretty Woman was the movie about the prostitute right? Ok, moving on....In Kelis' daily twitter diatribe she tweets about cowardly cheating husbands and their less than impressive sluts. <---Her words not mine.

LeBron James

was fined $25,000 for skipping the postgame news conference after Cleveland lost to Orlando in the Eastern Conference finals.

Kelly Rowland's New Video

Congratulations Are In Order

Bobby Brown's new son Cassius is born. Cassius is Bobby's first child with manager/girlfriend Alicia Etheridge. You know Alicia, she's the saxophone girl from the Wreckx N Effect Rump Shaker video. [click here if you're too young to remember] Bobby announced the birth from the stage in Vegas the other night. Cassius joins Bobby's four other kids, Landon, Bobby Jr., LaPrincia and Bobbi Kristina.

Your Favorite Celebrity's

school pictures are here.

Usher Really Makes A Point

to show you he's not wearing his wedding band anymore. As I was perusing the pictures from Cartier's 100th Anniversary party, I was struck at how obvious Usher was being about making sure his left hand was in the pictures. Ring out for cleaning? Could be. Coincidence? It's possible. Am I just stirring up shit? Highly likely. But Usher hasn't been wearing his wedding ring at all lately. If you give a hot damn or if you just feel like looking at pictures of Usher doing regular stuff, click here for him flashing a bare ring finger outside an LA hotel and here to see his naked finger on a shopping trip in Malibu.

I'm Just Saying

In the past few days pictures of a certain two guys partying with several females in the Turks and Caicos showed up all over the Internet. Annnnnnnd according to popular urban legend, one of those two guys has a reputation for secretly swinging the other way. Would this have anything to do with the rant posted on a certain some body's Twitter page yesterday?

Jackson Kids Unmasked

Didn't Chris Brown Write Disturbia?

Up and coming rapper and rumored Rihanna jump-off Drake says, “I’m actually writing for Rihanna right now. I guess I’m living a dream. I enjoy a challenge. I’ve never in my mind felt like, ‘Oh, I could probably write something crazy for Rihanna.’ That wasn’t my first thought. But being put up to the task, we’re coming up with some special stuff. It’s crazy, man. All I could do is smile. It’s nice.” Spotted here via here

Jay Z at the DJ Hero Game Launch Concert

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DMX Pleads Guilty

Remember when DMX got in trouble at the Arizona jail where he was doing 90 days for objecting to his disciplinary meal plan? In case you didn't know, DMX was being forced to eat Nurti Loaf, a mixture of cubed whole wheat bread, nondairy cheese, raw carrots, spinach, seedless raisins, beans, vegetable oil, tomato paste, powdered milk and dehydrated potato flakes as punishment for refusing to take his meds or show up for work detail. The trouble started when DMX tried to take a regular meal plate, but threw it against the wall after the guards tried to take it from him, so they slapped him with an additional attempted assault charge. X pled guilty and accepted a plea deal on that charge yesterday.