Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Question of the Hour

Who are these kid's parents? The latest in the ongoing saga is that neither Debbie Rowe nor Michael Jackson are the biological parents of Prince Michael, Paris Katherine and Prince "Blanket" Michael II.

No Wonder Joe Jackson Keeps Pushing His New Record Label So Hard

because according to the Wall Street Journal Michael's will, which was signed in 2002, didn't leave Joe shit. Everything goes to his mom and the kids.

OMG

Everybody wants to know who's bright idea it was to debut the pre-teen girl group the OMG Girlz at the BET Awards during Lil Wayne and Drake's set with them singing about wanting to fuck every girl in the world. Where were these kid's parents? Well, one of the OMG Girlz' dad was on the stage. Wayne's daughter Reginae and Tiny's daughter Zonnique make up half the group.

VH1 to Help Chili and Pepa Find a Man

Chili from TLC and Pepa of Salt and Pepa fame are both getting VH1 shows that will focus on them finding love...or getting laid. Whichever comes first.

Michael Jackson's Last Rehearsal

Monday, June 29, 2009

Joe Jackson's Press Conference

Solange Performing

at San Francisco Pride on Sunday. More pictures here

Usher Was Not at The BET Awards

because he was sitting in the front row with Karl Lagerfield at the Dior Homme fashion show in Paris.

$48,000 a Month

that's how much they say Michael Jackson spent on prescription drugs. Most of the scripts were made out to people who worked for him and an alias.

I Heard

that a certain royal hip hop couple did not stay at the same hotel while in town for the BET awards.

I Didn't Watch The BET Awards

because I went to the candlelight vigil at Motown [click here for pictures] but I heard the reason Chris Brown was not allowed to participate in the tribute to Michael Jackson is because the award show's biggest sponsor, Covergirl, threatened to pull out if Chris was allowed to perform.

Entourage Waited 50 Minutes to Call EMS

According to reports, Michael Jackson's people waited nearly an hour before calling emergency services after he collapsed in his living room. The first person they called? Joe Jackson, who screamed at them to call for help. And to make matters worse, they say Michael's oldest son Prince was present when his dad fell out and thought he was just joking around.

Sunday, June 28, 2009

Debbie Rowe

the mother of Michael Jackson's two oldest children, has told a British tabloid that she will not be seeking custody of Prince Michael or Paris Katherine admitting, "I was never a good mother, I never felt any attachment to them. It was a better feeling giving them to him than it was keeping them as my own. I know I will never see them again. I was never cut out to be a mother - I was no good. I don't want these children in my life. My children are my animals now." Debbie explained that, "Michael was divorced, lonely and wanted children. I was the one who said to him, 'I will have your babies'. I offered him my womb - it was a gift. It was something I did to keep him happy. I was just the vessel. It wasn't Michael's sperm." Debbie explained the arrangement revealing, "I went to the 'office', which is what we called the medical clinic. They impregnated me. It's just like I impregnate my mares for breeding. It was very technical. Just like I stick the sperm up my horse, this is what they did to me. I was his thoroughbred."

Grace Rwaramba

Michael Jackson's long time nanny, has sold him out already told a British tabloid that she regularly had to pump Michael's stomach because of his frequent overdoses on prescription drugs. Grace also told the tab that sometimes she had to keep the children away from Michael for days at a time because he would be too high and unkempt. Grace worked for Michael for over a decade and had been fired in the last two months, but she had been fired and rehired many times over the years. At one time in 2007 [click here] rumors ran wild that Grace and Mike had married, but it was not true.