has asked to be released on bail while appealing his kidnapping and assault with a deadly weapon convictions.
Tuesday, August 04, 2009
OJ Simpson
has asked to be released on bail while appealing his kidnapping and assault with a deadly weapon convictions.
Foxy Locked Up Again?
That's what they're saying. Something to do with her jumping on some chick. No details though, you know, because it's gossip.
Monday, August 03, 2009
"It's Never Gonna Happen"
what Beyonce said when asked whether or not Jay Z would include details about their marriage in his upcoming book.
Plaxico Burress
got indicted today on two counts of criminal possession of a weapon and one count of reckless endangerment.
Shemar Moore
was hit by a car while riding his bike Saturday and was rushed to the hospital with a broken leg.
Who Waits a Year
to report getting their ass kicked? Where they do that at? In Italy apparently. Italian photographer Gaetano Di Giovanni says Naomi Campbell hit him with her pocketbook and scratched his eyeball while trying to slap him last year, after he tried to take her picture on the island of Lipari. Gaetano says Naomi was drug away kicking and screaming by her bilionaire boyfriend Vlad and their bodyguards, lest she dig off in that ass again.
Back When Love Was New
the Prime Minister of the Turks and Caicos islands hired his beautiful, but not from Turks and Caicos, wife to pose for a series of tourism ads to raise the profile of the Turk and Caicos islands. While Prime Minister Hubby thought this was a great idea, native Turk and Caiconians were royally pissed off because they felt the tourism board should've at least chosen a model born in the T&C. Adding insult to injury, the Prime Minister was rumored to have paid his Not From Turks and Caicos Wife upwards of $100 thousand dollars to pose for said ads. Now, come to find out, magazines in which the ads were placed didn't even get paid. Conde Nast Publications is currently suing Turks & Caicos and its tourist board for failing to pay over $1 million for the ad campaign featuring Not From Turks & Caicos Wife that ran in its magazines in 2007 and 2008.
and in other LisaRaye news [<--you did know that's who we were talking about right?] Look for....wait for it.... a reality show staring LisaRaye coming soon to a TV near you.
Now This is What I Call Newsworthy
Over the weekend at a party in NY City, Kelis was overheard referring to her soon to be ex-husband as a 'fucking asshole, fucking bitch' or some kind of 'fucking something or other'. Unfortunately for those of us who thrive on mundane bits of gossip and need it to help us get through our dreary workdays, we can't be absolutely sure which combination of colorful adjectives Kelis used to describe her
Kanye West
is designing a line of clothing for The Gap. So they say. If it's not true, look for an ALL CAPS BULLETIN from the new King of Pop denying this abject fuckery. Or not.
Sunday, August 02, 2009
Sisquo's Maybe Baby Mama Drama
In 1999 while on tour in Zurich, Switzerland a 20 year old Sisquo had sex with a 14 year old groupie he meet after the show. Six years later, Young Groupie Girl contacts Sisquo through Myspace, sends him a picture of her kid and told him it was his. Young Groupie Girl says Sisquo emailed her back saying he remembered her but denied fathering her child. So what does Young Groupie Girl do? She filed a paternity suit in Zurich and when Sisquo didn't show up for the trial, YGG won a default judgement and Sisquo has been ordered to pay child support by the Swiss courts.