Foxy Locked Up Again?

That's what they're saying. Something to do with her jumping on some chick. No details though, you know, because it's gossip.

Soulja Boy's New Toy

"It's Never Gonna Happen"

what Beyonce said when asked whether or not Jay Z would include details about their marriage in his upcoming book.

Plaxico Burress

got indicted today on two counts of criminal possession of a weapon and one count of reckless endangerment.

Shemar Moore

was hit by a car while riding his bike Saturday and was rushed to the hospital with a broken leg.

Who Waits a Year

to report getting their ass kicked? Where they do that at? In Italy apparently. Italian photographer Gaetano Di Giovanni says Naomi Campbell hit him with her pocketbook and scratched his eyeball while trying to slap him last year, after he tried to take her picture on the island of Lipari. Gaetano says Naomi was drug away kicking and screaming by her bilionaire boyfriend Vlad and their bodyguards, lest she dig off in that ass again.

Back When Love Was New

the Prime Minister of the Turks and Caicos islands hired his beautiful, but not from Turks and Caicos, wife to pose for a series of tourism ads to raise the profile of the Turk and Caicos islands. While Prime Minister Hubby thought this was a great idea, native Turk and Caiconians were royally pissed off because they felt the tourism board should've at least chosen a model born in the T&C. Adding insult to injury, the Prime Minister was rumored to have paid his Not From Turks and Caicos Wife upwards of $100 thousand dollars to pose for said ads. Now, come to find out, magazines in which the ads were placed didn't even get paid. Conde Nast Publications is currently suing Turks & Caicos and its tourist board for failing to pay over $1 million for the ad campaign featuring Not From Turks & Caicos Wife that ran in its magazines in 2007 and 2008. and in other LisaRaye news [<--you did know that's who we were talking about right?] Look for....wait for it.... a reality show staring LisaRaye coming soon to a TV near you.

Chris Brown's

first interview post beat-down will be on Larry King Live.

They Say

the death of Baatin from Slum Villiage may have been caused by drug use.

Now This is What I Call Newsworthy

Over the weekend at a party in NY City, Kelis was overheard referring to her soon to be ex-husband as a 'fucking asshole, fucking bitch' or some kind of 'fucking something or other'. Unfortunately for those of us who thrive on mundane bits of gossip and need it to help us get through our dreary workdays, we can't be absolutely sure which combination of colorful adjectives Kelis used to describe her noun husband, because the gossipwhore who spilled the beans would only say that Kelis called Nas a 'bleeping bleep' forcing me to use my imagination and amazing cussing skills to bring you this post. Thank you and you're welcome.

Kanye West

is designing a line of clothing for The Gap. So they say. If it's not true, look for an ALL CAPS BULLETIN from the new King of Pop denying this abject fuckery. Or not.

Sisquo's Maybe Baby Mama Drama

In 1999 while on tour in Zurich, Switzerland a 20 year old Sisquo had sex with a 14 year old groupie he meet after the show. Six years later, Young Groupie Girl contacts Sisquo through Myspace, sends him a picture of her kid and told him it was his. Young Groupie Girl says Sisquo emailed her back saying he remembered her but denied fathering her child. So what does Young Groupie Girl do? She filed a paternity suit in Zurich and when Sisquo didn't show up for the trial, YGG won a default judgement and Sisquo has been ordered to pay child support by the Swiss courts.

Sherri Shepherd Gets a Brazilian

What Men Don't Want Women To Know

One of the surest ways to spark a heated debate around here is to bring up the validity of marriage. Outrageous alimony and child support rulings aside, when I saw what this one guy had to say about the difference between being the wife vs the wifey, I saw the makings of good thread... A WIFE... • never has to compete with other women because she is the only woman her man is seeing, "talking to", and interested in. She knows this from his actions. Not just his words. • The wife knows her mans family and friends. She usually has her mans parents or guardians blessings. Along with his friends. If her lifelong partner's friends and family dont approve of her chances are she isnt going to be his wife. • A man treats his wife with the utmost respect. Never cheats on her, or lies to her, or treat her like a jumpoff, a "main" or his "wifey". • The wife usually sees a side of her partner that no one else sees. She knows her man inside and out. His darkest thoughts, secrets, etc. There are no mysteries. No cloudy areas. Everything is in the open. • The wife is the woman who a man chooses to spend the rest of his life with. She gets the marriage proposal, the ring, and everything that man has to offer her for a lifetime. A "WIFEY"... • Is the woman who a man spends all of his time with. Usually been with for a long time. Maybe even live with. But isnt married or engaged. Ever thought why? Keep reading... • Men know whether he is going to marry a woman in the early stages of the relationship. It takes us men no time to see if a woman is going to be around for a while...or a lifetime. • The "wifey" also has met SOME of his family, and SOME of his friends. Sometimes the "wifey" may receive the mans family and friends blessings, but its usually over ruled by him...in the end. • The "wifey" is equivalent to the "main". Meaning the one who he likes or cares about the most out of the women he deals with. The "wifey" is rarely the only one. Just in HER mind she is. But she dont know the TRUTH. Men are NEVER 100% faithful to a "wifey". Heres why... • The "wifey" is the woman who he may spend years with. In his heart he knows he wont marry her though. He'll keep her around until the woman who he feels in his heart he WILL marry comes into his vision, then its curtains for the "wifey". A man is going to be faithful or dedicated to the "wifey" for so long before he starts roaming. He will eventually break up with the "wifey" and go be with the woman who he will make his WIFE. So ladies...please stop bragging about how your his "wifey", all that means is your his TEMPORARY wife until the PERMANENT wife comes along. Then its back to the drawing board for you. Don't be stupid. If you dont have a ring on your finger then your just his girlfriend. "Wifey" is a very low standard to claim. Spotted at Baller Alert