Obligatory Chris and Rihanna Post

Everybody says they're back together. Or never broke up. The first person who says 'who cares, leave them alone, she/he is stupid or a combination of all three wins a prize.

Please Let This Be True. Pleeeeease!

They say Damon Dash is writing book and that Jay should be concerned.

Nas on the State of Hip Hop

OJ Simpson

has asked to be released on bail while appealing his kidnapping and assault with a deadly weapon convictions.

Foxy Locked Up Again?

That's what they're saying. Something to do with her jumping on some chick. No details though, you know, because it's gossip.

Soulja Boy's New Toy

"It's Never Gonna Happen"

what Beyonce said when asked whether or not Jay Z would include details about their marriage in his upcoming book.

Plaxico Burress

got indicted today on two counts of criminal possession of a weapon and one count of reckless endangerment.

Shemar Moore

was hit by a car while riding his bike Saturday and was rushed to the hospital with a broken leg.

Who Waits a Year

to report getting their ass kicked? Where they do that at? In Italy apparently. Italian photographer Gaetano Di Giovanni says Naomi Campbell hit him with her pocketbook and scratched his eyeball while trying to slap him last year, after he tried to take her picture on the island of Lipari. Gaetano says Naomi was drug away kicking and screaming by her bilionaire boyfriend Vlad and their bodyguards, lest she dig off in that ass again.

Back When Love Was New

the Prime Minister of the Turks and Caicos islands hired his beautiful, but not from Turks and Caicos, wife to pose for a series of tourism ads to raise the profile of the Turk and Caicos islands. While Prime Minister Hubby thought this was a great idea, native Turk and Caiconians were royally pissed off because they felt the tourism board should've at least chosen a model born in the T&C. Adding insult to injury, the Prime Minister was rumored to have paid his Not From Turks and Caicos Wife upwards of $100 thousand dollars to pose for said ads. Now, come to find out, magazines in which the ads were placed didn't even get paid. Conde Nast Publications is currently suing Turks & Caicos and its tourist board for failing to pay over $1 million for the ad campaign featuring Not From Turks & Caicos Wife that ran in its magazines in 2007 and 2008. and in other LisaRaye news [<--you did know that's who we were talking about right?] Look for....wait for it.... a reality show staring LisaRaye coming soon to a TV near you.

Chris Brown's

first interview post beat-down will be on Larry King Live.

They Say

the death of Baatin from Slum Villiage may have been caused by drug use.

Now This is What I Call Newsworthy

Over the weekend at a party in NY City, Kelis was overheard referring to her soon to be ex-husband as a 'fucking asshole, fucking bitch' or some kind of 'fucking something or other'. Unfortunately for those of us who thrive on mundane bits of gossip and need it to help us get through our dreary workdays, we can't be absolutely sure which combination of colorful adjectives Kelis used to describe her noun husband, because the gossipwhore who spilled the beans would only say that Kelis called Nas a 'bleeping bleep' forcing me to use my imagination and amazing cussing skills to bring you this post. Thank you and you're welcome.