Tell Me R Kelly Did Not Name His New Single #1

It's clear that R Kelly is talking about being your #1 lover in this single, but when I hear #1, R Kelly, and having sex in the same sentence, all I can think about is somebody getting peed on. Sorry.

And it looks like Kells is done with his pennance because he announced that he's going on tour starting Oct. 8. Click here to see when R will be peeing on coming to your town.

Beyonce in Croatia

See the dude sitting on the yacht in the white t? That's Jay. He opted to stay nice and dry while Beyonce and her boyfriend bodyguard Julius jet skied around the Mediterranean.

Not For The Faint of Heart

When we posted that picture of Naomi Campbell airing out her billionaire trapper in St. Tropez yesterday, you couldn't really tell if she was wearing panties or not. Well for the record she wasn't and some up close high res pictures found their way onto the Internet and it is not pretty. Babygirl either got a super size labia, a goiter or she was born a dude. Click here for the freak show.

Steve Harvey

has been tapped to join Good Morning America to host a daily segment on love, relationships and family. There's also talk that his best selling book, Act like a Lady, Think like a Man is being turned into full length film.

Bad Boys Move in Silence

Last year after Miami journalist Sam Ferguson wrote an expose' for both Hip Hop Weekly and his own Don Diva magazine about Rick Ross being a former prison guard, Rick went on a rampage telling anybody who would listen that Sam was gonna pay. In one interview Ross was quoted saying, “Ferguson is a liar, he’s an informant, he’s a rat, he’s a bitch. I hope he’s offended; get at me in the streets nigga you know how we play. This shit about to get deeper than rap.” Fast forward to last Friday when Sam Ferguson was murdered on the Florida turnpike after a hail of bullets rained down on his car.

Can anybody guess who the police are going to investigate first?

Pimpin' Ain't Easy

50 Cent bought [or loaned] Soulja Boy a studio equipped tour bus for his 19th birthday so Soulja could finish his latest cd while on the road with Lil Wayne's America's Most Wanted tour. I'm not really one to follow rap beefs, but I have caught wind of 50 calling Weezy a fag a time or two. That being said, I wonder what Wayne was thinking when Soulja Boy brought his new BFF 50 Cent onstage with him during the AMW Irvine, CA tour stop last week. I imagine if 50 and Weezy had met backstage, it would have gone something like that scene in The Mack when Goldie told Pretty Tony, "You know the rules of the game. Your bitch chose me."

Real Housewife of Atlanta not Ashamed of Stripper Past

RHoA fan favorite NeNe Leakes writes in her new book, 'Never Make the Same Mistake Twice', "[I stripped] for the sake of my son, and to restore my confidence in myself. My son was in private school, his father wasn't chipping in for pull-ups or food, I had no job and no money coming in, the rent was past due, and the super told me and my roommate that our condo owner was about to put us out. It was about survival. What difference does it make if I danced or not? Is the sun going to stop shining? Is my past taking food out of your mouth?"

Rapper Beanie Sigel

got arrested and charged with drug possession after cops found weed in a car he was riding in. Beans and two other guys were on the way to perform at a show in Jersey when they were pulled over and searched. All three were arrested, posted bail and released. They never made it to the show.

Lacefront Free

for a day. Tyra Banks says she'll be lacefront free on premier of her top rated talk show. "This season on The Tyra Show we're taking it to the next level and getting more real than ever before by encouraging women everywhere to own and rock what they've got and be proud! For the season 5 premiere, I will be doing just that - no fake hair, I'm rocking my REAL hair. This will all be going down on September 8, 2009, which we're declaring National Real Hair Day! We welcome everyone to go natural with me!"

You Did Know

Amber Rose's Complex Magazine photo shoot was an homage to Grace Jones, didn't you? Click here for the side by sides.

Mya

will be competing on the next cycle of Dancing With The Stars.

Michael Vick on 60 Minutes

Naomi Campbell

let's it all hang out in St. Tropez.

Bow Wow

announced on his Twitter page over the weekend that he signed with Baby and Cash Money Records. Wondering why he didn't sign with Wayne on Young Money?