Mile High Club Gets Oprah in Trouble

Oh how I wish I was typing about Oprah getting caught having sex in a tiny airplane bathroom with Gayle. That would make for a much better post, but you know Oprah flies on her own private jet and can do whatever the eff she wants on it. This post is about one of Oprah's flight attendants suing her for wrongful termination because the slut got caught having "inappropriate intimate behavior" [read: giving brain] with the pilot mid-flight while Oprah was asleep. Slutty Flight Attendant Chick says the other attendants, one of them being Oprah's BFF Gayle's daughter Kirby, conspired against her and lied on her to get her fired so she's suing Oprah for $75,000.

Beyonce totally tried to stop Lil Mama From Rushing the Stage

Live Tweeting From the BET Hip Hop Awards Y'all

Breaking my Twitter Cherry live Tweeting from the BET Hip Hop Awards tonight. Follow me if you like. www.twitter.com/thatsnitch

She'll Bust The Windows Out Your Car

Usher called the police on Tameka twice accusing her of key scratching his car. Tameka denies it of course, and says this is just another ploy by Usher to throw dirt on her name.

Soulja Boy Got Arrested

for running from the cops. Last night Young Soulja was shooting a video at an abandon looking house in Henry County, GA along with 50 or 60 of his closest friends, when neighbors called the cops. Once the cops got there, everybody cut and run including Soulja Boy. Soulja was arrested after he returned to the house to retrieve his car.

Case Dismissed

The woman who was suing Chris Rock for $5 million for biting off her idea for his film 'Good Hair', got her ass handed to her in court yesterday. Regina Kimbell says after she showed her documentary 'My Nappy Roots' to Chris Rock in 2007 he told her he could help her, only to turn around and film his own version it. Chris denied offering to help saying he'd watched her documentary, along with many others about hair, for research purposes only. The judge sided with Chris and 'Good Hair' will open today as planned.

Marlon Wayans

has been selected to play Richard Pryor in an upcoming bio-pic. Marlon is replacing Eddie Murphy whose financial demands priced him out of the production.

Introducing David Ontunga Jr.

LisaRaye Ready to Blast Vivica Fox and Starr Jones

Word around the Internet is LisaRaye will be using her new reality show to target her former best friends Star Jones and Vivica Fox. They say LisaRaye is angry because her pals didn't stick by her through her divorce. She claims to have hosted Star on the Turks and Caicos Islands for 3 months while she went through her divorce from Al Reynolds, only to have Star turn around and take Michael Misicks' side while LisaRaye was going through her own divorce. LisaRaye also accuses Vivica Fox of betraying her by telling Michael Misick her deepest darkest secrets and Duane Martin of providing Michael with a mistress. They say she'll have some words for Rocsi, too.

Ray J Went to Danger's Baby Shower

If you don't know who Danger is, good for you. It means you don't watch crap tv. But for those of you who do, let the speculation begin.

Spotted at Baller Alert

Golden Brooks and DB Woodside Had Their Baby

it's a girl her name is Dakota Tao Brooks-Woodside she was born on September 1 and she weighed 9 lbs., 2 oz., and was 23 inches long.

Method Man Explains His Tax Situation

Michael Vick

is getting an 8 part reality series on BET

Advice from a 16 year old Beyonce Knowles

And while we're on Beyonce, they say she's thinking of producing a film about her father's life. She told Billboard Magazine, "I'd like to do a film loosely based on my father's childhood and school years. He's had an interesting life."