Trolling Around on My Favorite Message Board

I came across an interesting open letter to R&B singer Monica. Wanna read it? Here it go: Does Monica still have her little raggedy ass unpaid publicity stan running around on the alley trying to get us interested in the bitch??? If so, this is for you bitch. Watch your ass bitch. If you wasnt so desperate for money and fame your ass would be satisfied with that little minor leagues hustler you call a fucking man instead of giving your # to my man and then smiling right in my fucking face. You B list bitch! So. My man and I were shopping in Saks Fifth Avenue (the flagship) and needless to say, I wore his ass out so he took a seat in the women's shoe dept to take a load off and hold the bags as I went and checked out "just one more thing honey" on the other side of the floor. Eventually I find another purchase so I call my honey's cell phone from the register. He comes over and as we head to the elevator, Monica walks by. Now I've met this whore before so I smile politely and frankly couldn't put my finger on who the fuck it was cause she looked busted. He goes, "Thats Monica." I'm like "Oh yea thats right." We hop on the elevator and as the door closes, this bitch jumps on and says "I see you found your wife." He says "yea" and we both make some small talk with this heiffer as we go back down to 1. (she was with some butch looking bitch who never said a word). The whore was all smiles at me, very complimentary about my shoes, my ring etc. Hubby's quiet. As soon as we get off the elevator and this bitch is out of earshot honey tells me that the bitch was so far up his ass in the shoe department before I called and that she kept telling him "Put my number in your phone, we should go out." He told the whore he was with wifey and she never stopped trying to push up til his phone rang and it was me calling telling him to bring his ass on! Now, this bitch will know exactly who he was when she sees my post but Monica "THE BOY IS MINE". You jersey chasing has been three hit whore!!!!!!!! My man got cussed out too for not alerting me to this fukkery until after the bitch was gone, however, he knows me and I guess he was not in the mood to bail me out or for the two of us to be on Page Six over some hoodrat shit. But no worries, I will see this bitch again. Unless she sees me first because I know the bitch don't want none.

Frankie's Teeth

at the BET Hip Hop Awards were....very interesting.

More pictures from the award show here

Shyne Says He Never Spoke With Diddy

About a week before Shyne was released from prison Diddy did an interview talking about how he's spoken to Shyne and how everything was cool between them. Diddy told DJ Absolute, "It's a blessing that he's coming home. I spoke with him a couple weeks ago. He sounded like he was in good spirits. I know he can't wait to get home. And I know he's definitely gonna heat the whole scene up. He's definitely gonna do it, you know what I'm saying, he definitely was one of the most talented young artists that I had the pleasure to work with so I'm quite sure he's been using his time wisely and I'm quite sure he has some heat." What a liar! Shyne says, “I want it known that this supposed conversation is a figment of Sean Combs’ imagination. He never spoke with me, he never visited me nor would I ever accept a phone call or visit from him. The only way I would do either of those things would be if he stepped up and did the right thing for the victims of the incident.” image ganked from sohh

Mile High Club Gets Oprah in Trouble

Oh how I wish I was typing about Oprah getting caught having sex in a tiny airplane bathroom with Gayle. That would make for a much better post, but you know Oprah flies on her own private jet and can do whatever the eff she wants on it. This post is about one of Oprah's flight attendants suing her for wrongful termination because the slut got caught having "inappropriate intimate behavior" [read: giving brain] with the pilot mid-flight while Oprah was asleep. Slutty Flight Attendant Chick says the other attendants, one of them being Oprah's BFF Gayle's daughter Kirby, conspired against her and lied on her to get her fired so she's suing Oprah for $75,000.

Beyonce totally tried to stop Lil Mama From Rushing the Stage

Live Tweeting From the BET Hip Hop Awards Y'all

Breaking my Twitter Cherry live Tweeting from the BET Hip Hop Awards tonight. Follow me if you like. www.twitter.com/thatsnitch

She'll Bust The Windows Out Your Car

Usher called the police on Tameka twice accusing her of key scratching his car. Tameka denies it of course, and says this is just another ploy by Usher to throw dirt on her name.

Soulja Boy Got Arrested

for running from the cops. Last night Young Soulja was shooting a video at an abandon looking house in Henry County, GA along with 50 or 60 of his closest friends, when neighbors called the cops. Once the cops got there, everybody cut and run including Soulja Boy. Soulja was arrested after he returned to the house to retrieve his car.

Case Dismissed

The woman who was suing Chris Rock for $5 million for biting off her idea for his film 'Good Hair', got her ass handed to her in court yesterday. Regina Kimbell says after she showed her documentary 'My Nappy Roots' to Chris Rock in 2007 he told her he could help her, only to turn around and film his own version it. Chris denied offering to help saying he'd watched her documentary, along with many others about hair, for research purposes only. The judge sided with Chris and 'Good Hair' will open today as planned.

Marlon Wayans

has been selected to play Richard Pryor in an upcoming bio-pic. Marlon is replacing Eddie Murphy whose financial demands priced him out of the production.

Introducing David Ontunga Jr.

LisaRaye Ready to Blast Vivica Fox and Starr Jones

Word around the Internet is LisaRaye will be using her new reality show to target her former best friends Star Jones and Vivica Fox. They say LisaRaye is angry because her pals didn't stick by her through her divorce. She claims to have hosted Star on the Turks and Caicos Islands for 3 months while she went through her divorce from Al Reynolds, only to have Star turn around and take Michael Misicks' side while LisaRaye was going through her own divorce. LisaRaye also accuses Vivica Fox of betraying her by telling Michael Misick her deepest darkest secrets and Duane Martin of providing Michael with a mistress. They say she'll have some words for Rocsi, too.

Ray J Went to Danger's Baby Shower

If you don't know who Danger is, good for you. It means you don't watch crap tv. But for those of you who do, let the speculation begin.

Spotted at Baller Alert

Golden Brooks and DB Woodside Had Their Baby

it's a girl her name is Dakota Tao Brooks-Woodside she was born on September 1 and she weighed 9 lbs., 2 oz., and was 23 inches long.