500 Show up for Busta Rhymes Concert in South Africa

500 ain't bad if you're performing in a club, it is bad if you're playing a soccer stadium that holds 28,000. Unfortunately that was the case for Busta Rhymes at the Nelson Mandela Bay stadium in Port Elizabeth last Saturday night . After showing up 3 hours late to a woefully under packed house, Busta got on the mic and directed the crowd [if you can call it that] to head over to a much smaller venue, few of whom took him up on his offer.

Kimora Wants Russell to Quit Lying

Asked about her $40,000.00 a month child support settlement from Russell Simmons Kimora replied, "I hate that. He has such a big mouth. It drives me crazy, and it makes me want to thump him in the side of his head . . . It's not accurate."

Tiger Woods Cancels

Tiger Woods pulled out of his own tournament next week after releasing this statement : "I am extremely disappointed that I will not be at my tournament this week. I am certain it will be an outstanding event and I'm very sorry that I can't be there." He also won't be competing in any more events this year.

And speaking of Tiger, I read a blind item that totally fit his ass. Wanna read it? Here it go: As if this famous athlete didn’t have enough dang problems right now, you can add a couple more to the list. His wife knew that he had relied on a certain substance in the past to relieve his extreme bouts with performance anxiety. However she did not know until a couple of days ago that he has been experimenting with other substances that could get flagged during testing. The second problem he has is his penchant for women who are paid handsomely to be discreet about their extra-curricular activities with him. Word is that he likes to be punished for his bad behavior. He was subjected to harsh discipline from an early age, and he tells the women that he needs them to continue that tradition in order for him to be perfect. But don’t expect either of these habits to come to the forefront in the coming months. Everyone is getting paid off to lie or to keep their trap shut.

Nivea Had Her Baby...Again

Last time it was reported that Nivea and Wayne's baby had arrived it was accompanied by rumors that they were beefing and that she didn't allow him into the delivery room. At the time both rumors were squashed. But this time it's for real, if Wayne's other baby mama's Twitter is to be believed. Wayne's ex-wife Toya tweeted her congratulations to Nivea and Wayne yesterday. It's a boy and his name is Neal. Congrats. Also, over the weekend Toya and Wayne's daughter Reginae had a pajama themed birthday party and Lil Wayne Jr was there to help his big sister celebrate. And in case you were wondering, Jr is not Lauren London's son. It's Wayne's oldest boy by the Korean chick. 

More birthday party pic at Freddy O

Shaq Trying to put the Breaks on Shaunie

Last month when Shaquille O'Neal's estranged wife Shaunie decided she wanted to file for divorce, for real this time, she packed up her kids and hauled ass from Florida to California where divorce settlements are much more favorable for women. Not so fast Shaunie. Shaq just filed papers alleging she has no right to use California courts citing they are residents of Florida. Your move Shaunie.

40/40 Club Bouncers Under Investigation

Police officers in Atlantic city want to talk to the bouncers at Jay Z's 40/40 club after footage of them mobbing on a couple a patrons made it's way to Internet.

Baby Got a Tattoo on Top of his Head

Serena Williams Gets Record Fine

Remember back in September when Serena blasted on the line judge during the US Open [click here if you missed that]? Well it's time to pay the piper. Serena was hit with a record breaking $82,500.00 fine, almost double the previous largest fine. Serena is also on probation for the next four Grand Slam events and if she gets in trouble again could be barred from the next US Open and fined as much as $175,000.00.

Rihanna Storms Out

Last Friday Baby from Cash Money Records paid a small fortune in order to get Rihanna to show up for the London album release party of his new artist Jay Sean. Too bad that shortly after she got there the DJ put on a Chris Brown record and she turned right aroung and left.

Tiger Says and Pictures from the Crash

Tiger Woods was overheard telling a pal that his wife went 'ghetto on him' and that he was going to have to go to Zales to pick up a Kobe special. A Kobe special huh? Admission of guilt much? Plus Tiger and his wife have so far refused to talk to investigators in an effort, I suppose, to keep Mrs. Woods from ending up a felon like Chris Brown.

More pictures after the jump

Tiger Woods Wife Kicked His Ass

Two days after The National Enquirer broke the news that Tiger Woods was cheating on his wife, Tiger had a 'mysterious accident' at the foot of his driveway. Initial reports were that Tiger had somehow crashed into a firehydrant at the end of his driveway and then somehow crashed into a tree and that his wife had used a golf club to smash out the back window of his SUV in order to free him from the truck. What really [allegedly] happened was Tiger's wife confronted him about his cheating, scratched up his face, chased him out of the house and smashed out the windows of his truck with a 9 iron.

Chris Brown

is scheduled to go on Good Morning America with Robin Roberts week after next. This will be Chris' first interview since Rihanna threw him under the bus on 20/20 with Diane Sawyer. Will Chris return the favor?

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Usher's New Tameka

People around Usher are drawing comparisons between his new girlfriend, Def Jam exec Grace Miguel, and his ex-wife Tameka. First of all Grace, though estranged from her husband, is still married just like Tameka was. Grace at 42 is older than Usher, just like Tameka was and she reportedly doesn't get along with his mother, just like Tameka didn't. People say Grace and Usher's mom are butting heads because Grace has been making more and more decisions concerning Usher's career even though she works for Def Jam, which is seen as a conflict of interest because Usher's contract is with Jive.