Not out of the Woods

Even though I can't bare to write another word about it [I'm lying], the women are steadily coming out of the woodwork claiming to have slept with Tiger Woods. Last time I checked the number was 13 and counting, including two porn stars. What I can't understand is why are all the side chicks telling on Tiger? What part of the game is that? And FYI: They say the reason Tiger hasn't been seen is because his wife broke his front tooth during the fight, and that ain't all.

72 Hour Hold

Monica 'Danger' Leon, you know the one from the first cycle of For the Love of Ray J who got kicked off for being crazy? Turns out Danger's crazy act was no act. Monica was placed on a 72 hour psychiatric hold in Northern California shortly after the Thanksgiving holiday. According to insiders at Baller Alert, Danger got upset, shaved her head, started leaving crazy tweets on her Twitter page, and making weird phone calls to friends after her baby's daddy, Nick Cannon's half brother Gabriel, took the baby to his family's Thanksgiving dinner but didn't invite her.

R Kelly to Write a Tell-Some

Cause you know damn well he ain't telling all. Since his highly unanticipated new cd 'Untitled' moved a measly 114,200 units in its first week, now R Kelly wants to write a book.

They Say

[and by they I mean Baller Alert] LisaRaye's soon to be ex-husband Michael Misick tried to crash Jay Z's star studded 40th birthday party in the Dominican Republic over the weekend. Snitches tell Baller Alert that the disgraced former prime minister rented a villa nearby and kept trying to get into the mansion Beyonce rented for Jay's private party. They say Michael finally gave up and hosted a yacht party of his own, instead.

Nicki or Not?

Six months ago my bestie tried in vain to convince me that the stud chick who'd outed Remy Ma three years ago on The Cliffy Barz show was new Young Money it girl Nicki Minaj [click here and here if you missed that]. One reason I didn't believe my friend is because the stud in the video said she came from The Bronx and Nicki hails from Queens. Second, though the studly chick sounds like Nicki, she didn't look like Nicki AT ALL to me. But my bestie argued that Nicki had gotten her nose and teeth fixed.

I was still unconvinced until I called Cliffy Barz.

Rihanna Says

"Definitely the high-risk [guys]. I don't like cream puff, corny guys. Usually they are the nice guys, the ones that won't hurt you. They'll pull out the chair for you and the whole nine yards. Everything is perfect and boring. I like the risk, I like the edge. That's the thrill for me."

Not the best Time to be on Tour with R Kelly

When the whole Pleasure P child molestation scandal broke, P was on tour with R Kelly. Needless to say he was kicked off the tour immediately. So P went on the radio with Ed Lover and attempted to clear his name against the charges. I say "attempted" because neither he nor his lawyer did a good job of explaining the legal documents that were leaked to the Internet. They were all like, 'We think they're fake.' You THINK they're fake? You don't know for sure? You're really saying they could be real, you just don't know, because the person who leaked them won't reveal their face?

R.I.P.

Tyler Perry's mother, Willie Maxine Perry, died Tuesday December 8. She was 64.

New Sade Soldier of Love

Oprah Here I Come

not me. BeBe Winans. A month or so ago BeBe Winans got kicked off  Oprah's schedule after BeBe's ex-wife called foul saying Oprah was using double standards allowing BeBe on her show, because BeBe had pushed her to the ground during an argument over child custody at her home in Nashville [click here if you missed that], this after Oprah had famously condemned Chris Brown for the same thing. Well the case against BeBe has been dismissed. There's a catch though

Tell 'em Why You Mad

After a few fans trashed the corsets and lacefront wigs rappers Trina and Nicki Minaj wore for Nicki's birthday party, Trina had enough and put you haters in check.

What's Going on at Tiger's House?

Late yesterday, after 50-11 bitches came forward, every type from porn stars to waitresses, all talking about unprotected sex with Tiger Woods, word spread that Tiger's wife had been seen moving out of their home. Fast forward to this morning when a young female with a blonde ponytail [suspected to be Tiger's wife or her twin sister] was seen taken from the home in an ambulance.

Jennifer Hudson Film Role in Jeopardy

Last month we talked about Jennifer Hudson winning the role of Winnie Mandela in a new film about the former South African First Lady's life [click here if you missed that]. And while that was all well and good for Jennifer, it was not so hot for South African actors. The Creative Workers Union of South Africa are threatening to sue for an injunction against the film unless a South African is cast in the title role.

Shaunie Gets The Greenlight

Before her very public break-up with Shaquille O'Neal, Shaq's wife Shaunie was producing a reality show for VH1 called Basketball Wives. Well, after Shaunie packed up the kids and stormed off to LA to file for divorce we assumed the show was dead in the water. RWS and Shaquille O’Neal are going to learn to stop underestimating Ms. Shaunie's shrewd business sense. This is the same Shaunie that Shaq accused of hiding money and real estate the last time they broke up [click here if you missed that], so it should come as no surprise that Shaunie is going on with her show. POW!


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