Wanna Know Why Your Favorite Rapper

had to have so many farewell concerts before he ships off to jail? Click here.

Lloyd Banks Granted Bail

If all went according to plan, G-Unit rapper Lloyd Banks should have been released from an Ontario prison this morning on $50,000.00 bond. Click here if you missed the whole kidnap, assault and robbery thing.

Next Time Use Valet

According to a police report filed in Atlanta on December 14th, Usher got robbed of $1 million dollars in jewelry, Christmas gifts, a laptop and furs. Seems Ursh wants us to believe he left a million dollars worth of stuff in his car in the parking lot at Lenox mall and when he got back discovered it'd been broken into and his things stolen. Thank God for insurance right?

Ray J Denies the Gay Rumors

The other day Monica 'Danger' Leon went on the radio and accused Ray J of messing around with his long time homeboy Young Buc. Not to be confused with G-Unit rapper Young Buck. Anyway, yesterday Ray J went on the air to clear it up. He say's he's still cool with Danger, they just have a few things to work out. He admitted he hasn't returned her calls in a few weeks and that she threatened to "Tell the world he's gay" and to his surprise she did it! Listen to the interview after the cut.

Ciara, Keri Hilson! Time to Eat!

After she finishes up the final leg of her 11-month world tour, Beyonce swears she's hanging up her mic for at least 6 months. Beyonce says,

"It's definitely time to take a break to recharge my batteries. I'd like to take about six months and not go into the studio. I need to just live life, to be inspired by things again. I'm going to do random things. I want to go to restaurants, maybe take a class and see some movies and Broadway shows ." 

Bye Bye Beyonce! Everybody's gonna miss you! Everybody that is, except Ciara, Keri Hilson and every other singer trying to shine.

How Bout That Teeny?

Did you watch Fantasia's show last night? Because if you did, I have one word for you: Teeny! Since Frankie and Neffe left the air it's up to Fantasia's brother Teeny to provide you with your fuckery fix. And boy does he ever! Poor Fantasia! Watch the premier and Teeny's antics after the cut.

Elite Clears the Air

Last week Keyshia Cole released a statement admitting that she'd cut her family off and why. This week, Keyshia's long lost sister Elite released her own statement in response.

Read it after the jump.

Things Are not Looking Good for Gilbert

This gun thing with Gilbert Arenas is not going to end well. First he was suspended from the league without pay for "allegedly" pulling a gun on a teammate in the Wizards locker room. Then it was revealed that there's video of the incident. Then several of his teammates and the Wizards head coach testified in front of the grand jury about the incident. But the icing on the cake? The league just told Gil that his actions are in violation of his $111 million dollar and they have the right to void it.

Jayson Williams Cops a Plea

Jayson Williams will not be retried for reckless manslaughter in the 2002 death of his limo driver. Instead, he pled guilty to the lesser count of aggravated assault and is expected to serve 18 months in jail. Click here if you missed the murder charge thing.

Fantasia For Real

 

Danger Says Ray J Smashed the Homie

I guess Ray J didn't cut that check for Monica 'Danger' Leon because she went on the radio and said Ray J and Yung Buck are lovers.

Audio after the cut.

Bow Wow's 2 Million Downloads in Question

Poor Bow Wow. He just don't get no repsect at all. Dude made a FREE mixtape. Free! Did I say it was free? Anyway, shortly after uploading his FREE mixtape, Bow Wow bragged that it already had 2 million downloads. Of course nobody believed his ass and the Twitter roasting commenced.

Bow Wow crying about how DJ Drama dissed him and how he's used to the hate after the cut

Sade Soldier of Love

It's Official

The investigation into the death of Michael Jackson is finally complete and the cause of death on his death certificate has been amended to reflect homicide.  Charges against Dr. Conrad Murray are expected.