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More fuckery under the cut.

Just Because He's Getting Some Doesn't Make Him Her Man

Rihanna and Matt Kemp are not a couple, she says. And can you please conveniently forget she used to say she and Chris Brown weren't a couple either? Anyway, RiRi went on the radio and when asked who she was taking to the Grammys proclaimed, "I'm going to the Grammys alone, as always. Even when I was in a relationship, I always have gone alone. I'm still single, if that's what you really want to ask."  So what about the vacation with Matt Kemp in Cabo? "It was a blast," she replied.

For the Last Time Fantasia is Not Dating a Married Man

or so she says. When asked about her relationship the very married Antwaun Cook, Fantasia told People Magazine, "He's a good friend, and he is not with his wife. Right now I'm committed to my career. I'm not trying to be in a deep relationship. As hard as I have fought to come back, nothing can stop me."

Tiara's Had a Change of Heart

In the ongoing saga of Tisha Campbell's sister Tiara and her maybe baby daddy Diamond Blue, there's been a name change, and a re-think on the whole 'I want to go on Maury' thing. Maybe Tiara read some of your nasty but well meaning comments or maybe the drugs from her emergency c-section wore off, but Tiara now tells Gossip on This that her daughter's name is no longer Nina Minaji and that she was only joking about going on the Maury Show.


pic lifted from Miss Jia <--She ain't for everybody

How Much Does it Cost to Sing an R Kelly Song?

Did you ever see that home movie clip of Micheal Jackson riding in an  SUV with Brett Radner dancing and singing along to R Kelly's song Ignition? The clip was used in the TV special "Micheal Jackson's Private Home Movies", but Universal says Mike never paid for the rights to use the music. They're suing the estate for $3,000.00.

video clip is under the cut

Rihanna's Grammy Night Snub

Even though Rihanna and Chris Brown both have new music out, neither has been invited to perform at the Grammys this year. I wonder why? Could it be because of their infamous Grammy night beat down last year? Rihanna seems to think so. When asked why she wouldn't be performing at the award show this year Rhi Rhi replied, We messed their show up pretty bad last year. They might be a little mad at me."

Are You Gay if You Have Sex with a Woman who Used to Be a Man?

San Francisco 49ers cornerback Eric Green is accused of forcefully sodomizing a transgendered woman and she's filed a $10 million sex assault lawsuit against him [not criminal charges?] because of it. Mr. Lady says she met Eric at a casino in Scottsdale, AZ in 2009 when he still played for the Arizona Cardinals. Ms. Thang says they went back to Eric's condo, he got angry about something [maybe finding out she used to be a he?] and raped her. Lady Dude says after the rape Eric told her, "This never happened. You'd better not tell."

Russell Confirms Ex's New Baby with Jason Kidd

and throws a little shade. I think. After news broke that Russell Simmons' ex Porshla Coleman had a baby with Dallas Maverick Jason Kidd, Russell congratulated the happy couple and wrote a blog in their honor on his web site Global Grind. It starts like this,

When a successful or powerful man walks into the room and sees the most beautiful woman in the room and gravitates towards her, maybe even before an inspired, insightful and even enlightened woman, he is dealing with a normal, human limitation, searching for something on the outside instead of something on the inside. When a beautiful woman walks into the room and sees a powerful, successful man and gravitates towards him, she is dealing with the same kind of insecurity, because he adds something to her, validation, almost in the same way as she adds to him. None of the early flirting is about substance. It is all about the outer beauty of both.

Call me crazy, but did Russell just call Porschla and Jason shallow and insecure or am I reaching? Read the rest of Russell's blog here.

Swizz and Alicia's Love Shack

Amid rumors of being newly engaged, Swizz Beats and Alicia Keys are said to have plunked down $14 million for Lenny Kravitz's Crosby St. penthouse duplex.


picture lifted from The Real Estalker

Just When You Thought it Couldn't Get any Worse

Tiara releases photos of her c-section procedure. Actual pictures of little Nina Minaji being pulled from her mother's bloody uterus.

After the cut if you dare.

Jada Says

"Will is thinking about going into politics. He once said he could imagine becoming a US president. He wasn’t joking; he was quite serious about it. Will and I want to leave traces on this planet – and with that I mean more important traces than just films.”

Tiara Wants to go on Maury

I kid you not. According to Gossip on This Tiara promises as soon as little Nina Minaji is stable, she's getting her DNA tested and wants to reveal the results to Blue on The Maury Povich Show.

I'm done.

Suspended

Washington Wizards Gilbert Arenas and Javaris Crittenton were suspended for the remainder of the season Wednesday by NBA commissioner David Stern, who said guns in the workplace "will not be tolerated."

BuJu Says He was Set Up

Reggae star Bu Ju Banton, who plead not guilty to charges of conspiring to buy more than 5 keys kilograms of cocaine from an undercover law enforcement officer in Sarasota, Florida last month, claims a paid government informant convinced him to buy the coke. Bu's trial is scheduled to begin in March.