Let's Play a Game

A clearly pissed off Foxy Brown Tweeted that her Valentine's Day was more akin to the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Poor Fox! The Ill Naa Naa deserves better than that! But there's no reason why Foxy's misfortune can't be used for our amusement! Let's try to guess what happened to Foxy on Valentines Day. I'll go first: Fox Boogie was chilling at a St. Valentine's Day house party at the Pink Houses in Brooklyn when she discovered that her new man was a pimp. Way too classy and elegant for that kind of fuckery, Foxy immediately broke up with the dude, so he got three of his hoes to kick her ass and rob her.
Oh wait.
That happened to Foxy back in 2007.
Nevermind.

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POW!

Whether it turns out to be his baby or not, an LA family court judge just slapped Mathew Knowles with a temporary child support order! According to the good folks over at TMZ, Mat has been ordered to pay Alex$andra Wright $8,200 a month, plus all uninsured medical costs retroactive to February 1rst. Little Maybe Baby Knowles is scheduled to get his DNA test March 1rst and a long term agreement will be hammered out at that time, IF he turns out to be Mathew's son. In the mean time, Mathew has already contributed $10,000.00 towards the child's welfare.

Diddy Accused of Being a Copycat

Glass blower Tom Patti is suing Sean 'Diddy' Combs claiming he ripped off his glass design to use for Sean John's Unforgivable cologne bottle. Diddy, for his part, is trying to put the smack down on The Urban Glass Quarterly because he says they planted the idea in Tom Patti's head with a 2008 magazine article.

What do you think? Does Tommy have a case?

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What do Solange Knowles and Michael Jackson Have in Common?

Mama's Baby Papa's Maybe

According to TMZ, if all goes according to plan, this could be the brand new baby Knowles. The little fella just has to pass his DNA test and it's "Welcome to the family!" 

And speaking of DNA tests, whatever happened with Tisha Campell's sister and 'Pretty Ricky' Diamond Blue's baby's DNA test results? Hmmmmm.

Beyonce Says

"Wearing the right fragrance gives you confidence. When I put on a scent, I want to feel sexy–that’s me! I have a lot of contradictions just like Sasha Fierce and Beyonce. We mixed fruitiness, florals, and woody all together–which is unusual and complicated. But I love that, because I am complicated."

Here we go Again

Looks like Fantasia is back to her old tricks. Remember how she called off over 50 shows while she was performing in The Color Purple on Broadway [click here if you missed that]? Well, on the second day of The Color Purple's Los Angeles run, Fantasia called off the entire Valentines Day weekend because she was "sick". Interesting side note: They say her married but "not with his wife" boo, flew into town that same weekend. Draw your own conclusions.

Elite Has a Message for You Haters

And You Thought the Recession was Over

Poor Mimi! She's on tour supporting her 'Memiors of an Impefect Angel' cd but she's been having trouble selling out small 3,000 seat venues. Yikes!

Jay Z Skipped 'We Are The World 25 Years for Haiti Because

he feels the orignial was untouchable. Jay told MTV, "We Are the World is like Thriller to me. I don’t ever wanna see it touched. I’m a fan of music. I know the plight and everything that’s going on in Haiti. I applaud the efforts: (Millions have been raised) through text (donations) to Haiti. So I appreciate the efforts and everything, but ‘We are the World is (musically) untouchable like Thriller is untouchable. Some things are just untouchable. It was a valiant effort, but for me, it’s gonna be untouchable."

Magic to the Rescue

They say Magic Johnson may be stepping in to save Jet and Ebony Magazines from becoming extinct.

Guess the Linea Nigra

Linea nigra (Latin for "black line") is a dark vertical line that appears on the abdomen during about three quarters of all pregnancies.

See who was showing off their linea nigra over the weekend after the cut

Amber Rose Can't Sing

They Say

Rihanna scored a starring role in The Last Dragon remake playing opposite Samuel L. Jackson as Sho Nuff.