Divorce Dirt

EgyptSaysSo.com says Kelis was recently overheard toasting her pending divorce shouting, "Here’s to taking that motherfucker for everything he has!” They say she was drinking, too. And that Nas hates Kelis' friends, because they're wild and like to go to freak parties in LA and that he's had the same side piece for a while isn't upset about the divorce.

50 Beats Fire Rap

Remember when 50 Cent evicted his baby moms Shaniqua from a house he'd bought for her and his son to live in because she let her man move in [click here if you missed that]?
And then Shaniqua tried to hold up the eviction by suing 50, claiming he'd promised her the house and tried to force him to buy it for her [click here if you missed that]?
And then the house mysteriously burned to the ground with Shaniqua and their son Marquis inside and Shaniqua blamed 50 for setting the fire [click here if you missed that]?
Well, 50 just got cleared of any wrongdoing in connection with that case.
ThisIs50.com is reporting,

“the police department and insurance investigators ruled that there is absolutely no proof or evidence suggesting that Curtis Jackson or any affiliated parties were involved. Curtis Jackson has just been cleared of all the accusations. The investigation will continue until the guilty party is found.”

Nick Cannon and Mariah Carey

celebrated one year of marital bliss with a party in Las Vegas. Click here to see the rest of the party pics.

The C Stands For C Cup

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Artwork from Ciara's new cd 'Fantasy Ride' featuring a comic of her alter ego 'Super C.' Spotted at Toya's World

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No Jail Time For Tyra Stalker

Brady Green was convicted of stalking Tyra Banks yesterday but lucked out didn't get any jail time. While Brady could have gotten as much as 90 days in the clink, the judge felt ordering him out of town would better serve justice saying, "Put Mr. Green in a location where he can thrive. And that location is not likely to be the city of New York."

Fake Ass Beyonce

Here's a picture of the fake Beyonce who showed up at the Albertina museum in Vienna the other day. Turns out it was a prank. The day after Beyonce's tour stop in Vienna a radio station called the Albertina pretending to represent Beyonce and scheduled a private tour and then sent in a look-a-like. The "she-kinda-looks-like-Beyonce-if-you-tilt-your-head-back-close-one-eye-and squint-out-the-other" took the whole tour and even took pictures with the museum director.

Victory

Remember Foxy Brown's neighbor? That one she clocked in the face with a Blackberry after they got into a fight over Fox blasting music from her truck [click here if you don't]? The chick was trying to sue Foxy for what, I don't know, three tubes of Wet N Wild lipstick and a pack of weave? but the case got dismissed because the judge ruled Fox was never legally served.

Stick A Fork In It

Kelis [who's 7 months pregnant] filed for divorce from Nas. She cited verbal abuse and infildelity in her petiton but Egypt from EgyptSaysSo says the sex tape [click here if you forgot] Kelis made with rapper Infrared is what came between them and that Kels getting pregnant was her last ditch effort to hold the marriage together.

DMX

has been ordered to pay $240,000.00 to the family he pulled over at JFK 5 years ago. Yes, pulled over as in impersonating an FBI officer using a fake siren. X says he pulled them over because they made him late for a flight. He was arrested that night carrying crack, Oxycodone, Diazepam and a billy club. X's lawyer says,“Mr. Simmons still feels justified in pulling them over when they didn’t get out of his way… he’s not apologizing for that. The gentleman driving should have gotten out of his way.”

Toni Braxton

is suing Lloyd's of London because they won't pay out on her unemployment claim. Back in 2006 Toni signed on as the resident headliner at the Flamingo in Las Vegas. Toni played the venue for a few months, cancelled more than a few shows, and after being hospitalized one night with breathing problems, quit the show all together and blamed it on the Pericarditis she'd been diagnosed with after the birth of her second child. Toni is suing Lloyd's because she says she bought "non-appearance" and "cancellation" insurance and says Lloyd's owes her for the 9 months left on her contract when she quit, while Lloyd's says Toni had an undisclosed, pre-existing condition so they aren't liable.

Ashanti's New Job

She'll be playing the role of Dorothy in the New York City Center Encores! Summer Stars production of The Wiz June 12-July 3. The official opening is June 18.

They Say

Beyonce pulling stunts over in Vienna. According to news reports Beyonce sent a look-a-like to the Austrian capital's most famous museum to be photographed with its director, Klaus Albrecht Schroeder so she could go shopping instead. Of course Beyonce's camp denied the claim. The same newspaper reported B played to a half filled venue on her Vienna tour stop. Meow!

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Kimora Had A Baby Shower

Guests included: Stevie Wonder and his wife, Kai, Holly Robinson Peete, and Kimora’s daughters with ex-hubby Russell Simmons, Ming Lee, 9, and Aoki Lee, 6.

By Some Twisted Logic

Time Magazine lists Lil Wayne as being more influential than Vladimir Putin, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. Ok, I'm being a little misleading because it is a reader generated list and includes people in government, science, technology and the arts. But still.

Read the whole list here.