Thanks To Kanye's Workout Plan Amber's The Envy of All Her Friends

Take note bitches. Amber Rose, Kanye West's current muse, signed a contract with Ford Models last week.

Run That By Me Again

maybe he meant to type Bo Obama?

That Video of Kim Whitley Slapping Fire Out of Tamala Jones? Fugedaboutit

Tamala confessed to Essence.com that it just another of Yung Joc's publicity stunts. Tam says, "I really have to come clean about this because Kym, who's like my sister, has been catching a lot of flack for this. It is was all a joke. What happened is we ran into Yung Joc in the lobby of our hotel and we were bickering like sisters do but nothing serious and Joc was like y'all are funny like Laverne and Shirley. He ended up going to dinner with us and while we were at dinner he said we should come up with a joke like he had done about DMX and Katt Williams. He thought we should be arguing over him and we were like, 'Uh, no.' So we start up and his boy is taping us in action as we begin ragging on each other and then we were going to tape the second part--the alleged smack--but it never happened. Again, we were just joking around and going to let everyone know it was just a joke. I was like, 'Sure this is good press for you Kym you have "Transformers" coming out soon.' I've never been violent nor has anyone ever been violent towards me. But now, it's gotten out of hand and it's affecting Kym's money because she has a deal with a company and they called her about it. So I want to just set the record straight that we were all just having fun and being silly."

According To This Divorce Petition

Usher filed for divorce yesterday. Click to enlarge.

Mary and Kendu on The Sock Heard Round The Internet

Mary J. Blige and husband Kendu Issacs broke their silence on daughter Briana Latrise's instant Internet fame after she socked her boyfriend Charles Hamilton in the mouth for talking slick [click here if you missed that]. Speaking with Angie Martinez on Hot97 in New York, Mary says of her stepdaughter, "I feel really bad, and it doesn't make me proud for me to see her doing things like that. Its just stupidity. It makes no sense. But as a parent, we love them through [it.] I’m not like ‘yeah son, I’m glad my kid is up there….’ Briana's dad Kendu adds, "Why she didn’t put her body into the punch…." Angie's follow up question asserted, "[But] you have to be somewhat proud that she wont allow someone to disrespect her…" to which Mary replied "Yeah, its cool to defend yourself, or equalize….but why on the Internet?! You make the bed you gotta deal with it…"

Snagged from MissInfo.tv

Not a Good Day To Be A Vick

Sucky news for former pro football players Michael and Marcus Vick. After months of trying to trade him with no success, the Atlanta Falcons officially released suspended quarterback Michael Vick from their roster today. Michael has been suspended from the NFL for over a year after being convicted of dog fighting, and though he's since been released from prison, he has yet to be reinstated to NFL. Compounding problems for the brothers Vick is Marcus', who was released from the Miami Dolphins in 2007, violating the terms of his DUI sentence. Marc pleaded guilty in October to driving drunk, eluding a police officer and driving on the wrong side of the road and had been given a suspended sentence. Not sure what he did to violate the terms, but Marc is scheduled for an Aug. 5 hearing on whether or not to revoke his sentence and remand his ass to jail.

Women's Protection Action League

They say Chris Brown had to hire a gang of security because of recent death threats. Some group called the "Women’s Protection Action League’’ have vowed to fuck Chris up to avenge Rihanna's beating. Their plan is to disguise themselves as paparazzi so they can get close enough to do the deed. Now, before you give me that, is this some more fake bullshit side eye [c]Fresh, just know this bit of gossip was born of "real news" sources. Not fake gossipy sources. Don't believe me? Then kiss my click you gossip purist kindly click here for your required proof.

Vida Guerra Behind on Her Rent

Video vixen Vida Guerra is being sued by her landlord for $30,000.00 [yes this slow news day filler. Sue me]. Vida signed a one year lease agreeing to pay $3,250 a month, but broke out after only three months. Landlord says Vida left stains in the carpet and holes in the walls too.

Tameka Raymond

last night at the Atlanta premiere of Eddie Muryphy's Imagine That.

Spotted at Necole Bitchie

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Speaking of Ray J

Danger from the last cycle of For the Love of Ray J came up. Miss Danger snagged her very own spread in Black Men's Magazine. Yay Danger! Major upgrade, especially after all those salacious tales she told about herself. No idea who Danger is or the salacious tales she told? Click here here and here. and click here to see Black Men spread Danger. <--typo caused by my dyslexsia, but I'm leaving it.

Confessions of an Unabashed Gossip Junkie

You know, it ain't gossip if you wait around checking to see if something is true or not right? That's called "The News". So if it's "the news" you're looking for you're in the wong place. If gossip is your secret dirty vice, you should already have this page bookmarked. Now, yesterday it was all over the Internet that Usher filed divorce papers on Tameka. Then today, any and everybody who bothered to check found out no such papers had been filed.

Now. For my confession: If Sandra Rose was a radio station my dial would stay locked on WROS for the steady stream of updates about Usher and Tameka Raymond. Sandra is relentless when it come to those two. And and Rihanna. And Beyonce. And Obama. And Monica and Tiny. And.. fuck. You know how Sandra is. Click here here here and here so you can see what I'm saying.

Kanye Supports Good Grades

The Kanye West Foundation was formed in memory of Dr. Donda West to motivate children to do well in school. Yesterday Kanye rewarded local students with good grades with a performance at the Chicago Theater. Click here for pictures from the event.

Did Your Team Win Last Night?

Mine sure did and I'm not talking about the Lakers. I'm talking team gossip. The Internet was absolutely on fire last night with rumors that Chris Brown and Rihanna had requested seats next to each other for last nights NBA playoff game in Orlando. And while Chris and Rihanna were both in the house last night, they sat on opposite sides of the arena feverishly texting each other all through game.

Return of the Smack

90's one hit wonder singer Mark Morrison was arrested for battery in London on Monday.

They Say

Usher filed for divorce today