Friday, June 30, 2006

DMX Held on $25,000 Bond

DMX finally showed up for court Thursday
and was promptly arrested.
His bail was set at $25,000
and as of 2:30pm yesterday
he was still in the lockup.

Thursday, June 29, 2006

Bench Warrant Issued for DMX

The last time we caught up with Earl "DMX" Simmons
he was speaking gibberish about cat-niggas or somethin'
well
X missed a couple of court dates and the presiding judge is fed up
she issued a bench warrant for Mr Simmons and he will be arrested
on sight, so if you seen him, let 'im know to stay low!

Janet Jackson Takes Khia Off Her Song?

Poor Khia!
An it ain't her neck or her back.
Remember Khia's one hit wonder seventy summers back?
Well, somehow she ended up working with Jermaine Dupri
on Janet Jackson's new release "20 Years Old"
Khia claimes she worked on her verse for weeks only to see it
removed from the track. Now Khia is pissed and trying to
start a boycott of JJ's new record.
Jermaine Dupri, doing a bit of damage control,
tells EURWeb that Khia is indeed on the track, but you won't
recognize her, cause he just wanted to use a layer of her voice.
Huh?
Read between the lines people
She ain't on the track

Mos Def Ordered to Resolve Divorce

June 27, 2006, in a Brooklyn courtroom,
Mos Def was ordered to resolve his on going divorce.
On going divorce?
How can this be?
Didn't the Internet just tell us a few months ago
Mos Def married Canadian stripper, Alana Wyatt?
Now we find out he isn't even divorced from his wife of
ten years, Maria Yepes-Smith.
Dang!
A perfectly good Internet rumor down the drain

DJ Quik Convicted on Gun Charges

You weren't? I know! Me neither! Anyway Quik gotta do a 5 month bid for pulling a gun on his sister I know! Crazy right? Maybe his sisters' a real witch! (source)

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Star Jones' Play For Sympathy Backfires

The Plot Thickens
Yesterday we watched the tearless goodbye
and feigned surprise as Star Jones announced her
departure from The View
Today we learn Barbara Walters was pissed!
Babs is furious because the annoucement was unscheduled
Star wasn't supposed to say anything till Thursday
instead, Star told viewers after much prayer and council, she felt
now was the right time to make the annoucement
then, in an obvious ploy to whip up viewer support,
she used People magazine to further air out
Barbra and The View, telling the mag she felt she was fired.
Falling Star was supposed stay on air till July, but
after yesterday's stunt, she was asked to leave immediately.
Wonder if her "council" saw that coming?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Naomi Campbell Accused of Abuse by Another Maid

Boring!
Another of Naomi Campbell's maids is suing over abuse allegations
and this dumb chick didn't even bother to come up with her own scenario
it's the same story as the one we heard earlier this year
Maid couldn't find a pair of Naomi's jeans, Naomi kicked Maid's butt
blah blah blah rinse and repeat
You would think the maids would know by now, with Naomi
the job includes hand to hand combat.
If your as bored by these maids as I am and
would much rather watch six people get Naomi ready for a show
complete with nipple slip, click here

Damon Dash Assaults Ex During Custody Exchange?

Damon Dash and his baby mama, Linda Williams, are still fighting over Boogie.

Boogie, Damon and Linda's 14 year old son, has been at the center
of a custody battle since forever.

Recently, Linda took Dame to court, claiming he attacked her over Boogie, again. This time the judge ruled Damon accidentally slapped Linda, when she wouldn't let go of Boogie for a court orderd visit.

Case dismissed.

(source)

Pharrell Angers The Pink Mafia

You better watch out Pharrell
the gays want your new CD, "In My Mind" to tank!
According to reports 
 at the GQ bash in Milan, Italy the other night
Skateboard P had Elton John's husband, David Furnish,
and a couple other gays booted from his VIP section
informing them there was "too much sausage" in the room.
Too much sausage!? Pharrell, you're too much.

Monday, June 26, 2006

Busta Rhymes Suing for Full Custody of His Kids

Rapper Busta Rhymes is suing
his baby mama for custody of their three children.
That's the word from Joanne Wood, Busta's former girlfriend.
She says Busta is definitely hurt that she left him
for a woman, after years of them being together and him proposing marriage.
In his lawsuit, Busta claims Joanne is intimate with her partner in front of their daughters,
uses drugs and is an absentee mother.

Diddy Spotted at the Beach with Selma Blair

Look
Here go Puffy and Z list actress Selma Blair
enjoying a day at the beach
Just one question?
Where is Puff's girlfriend/baby mama Kim Porter?
Check the rest of the pictures at Faded Youth

Kanye Leaves Stag Movies on Photo Shoot

The New York Post leaves no stone unturned reporting that Kanye West
left behind a box of interracial adult movies on a recent photo shoot.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Dolemite Hospitalized in Inglewood

Rudy Ray Moore
the original king of comedy was hospitalized in an
Inglewood CA Intensive Care Unit with an undisclosed illness.
According to AllHipHop.com Moore is doing fine and on the
road to recovery
If you ain't up on Dolemite peep this
Or Aries Spears from Mad TV doing a better Dolemite than Dolemite