Saturday, August 19, 2006

Beyonce Calls Lauryn Hill Tragic

Beyonce, Beyonce, Beyonce.

In a recent interview, Beyonce calls Lauren Hill "tragic",
and says she could never get "lost" like Lauren, because
she's more than just a singer and has other things to focus on.

(source)

Fifty Cent Wants Lil Kim and Irv Gotti Banned

Fifty Cent went and chromed out his Lamborghini.
How boring.
But anyway,
Fiddy and LL are hosting the MTV Video Music Awards
and guess what?
Fif trying to get Lil' Kim and Irv Gotti
banned from the after parties!
Stop being such a mean girl, Fifty!

Thursday, August 17, 2006

Toni Braxton's Las Vegas Show Is In Trouble

Poor Tony!
Her show at the Flamingo has only been open for two weeks
and things aren't going so well.
The Las Vegas Review declared her show a "train wreck",
and viewers are complaining her singing is inaudible.
Uh, duh?! It's Toni Braxton, that's how she sings!
It's gotten so bad, the owner of The Flamingo
issued a statement admitting he took a gamble on Toni
but said Celine Dion's show was bad at first too,
so give Toni a chance.
Ouch!

Did You Know Kimora Lee Had A Talk Show Deal With HBO?

I sure didn't. I also didn't know
she was starting a new clothing line
called KLS. A break from Baby Phat, hmmmm?
Anyway,
Kimora talks to the Queen B, Lil Kim on her show's
debut, but reports say Lil Kim didn't want to do it.
They say Kimora made her do it.
Made her? Why would she have to make her?
You know Kim wants be on TV.
However, I do recall Kim saying Tyra was the only one
who stood by her while she was in jail,
so maybe she owes Tyra an interview first.
Hmmmmm
Sounds like a catfight in the making.

Beanie Sigels Admits Shooting Hoax?

From the moment I heard Beanie Sigel was
shot in the shoulder I knew it was some bull.
Now Beanie sorta confirms my suspicions.
Dude was on Sirus Radio running his mouth and said,
"My getting shot and somebody robbing me! Negative!"
Yeah, well, reporting a false crime is no joke and
Philly cops don't think its funny.
Beans says after his probation is over he'll tell
the whole story.

Find out the statute of limitations for filing a false police report
before you end up back in jail.

Grace Jones Sued by Her Landlord


Grace Jones is being sued by her landlord
for non-payment of rent on her London Flat.
Yeah, so? Who cares?
Lots of folks have cash flow problems.
The interesting bit is the landlord is pissed
cause several spoons were left with blackened bottoms.
Burnt spoons, huh? As in free basing heroin?
Now Grace's erratic behavior is starting to make sense.
Carry on.

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

Karrine Steffans Moves in with Bobby Brown?

According to Internet chatter, Karrine Stephens
has moved in with Bobby Brown.
Apparently they've been seen around town at LA
hotspots and even shopping with his kids at the Grove.
But don't think she's trying to settle down.
Sources close to Karrine claim she wants her own reality show and since
the camera crew from Being Bobby Brown is always
following him, she figures that's the quickest way to her own show!

Eve Dumps Her African Prince

You can't buy a girl who has money!
African prince Teodorin Nguema Obiang found
that out the hard way. After spending $700,000 to rent
a yacht for Eve's Christmas party in St. Barts, letting
her drive one of his Bentleys and dropping 25 mil
into a record label that went nowhere, Eve has decided
to distance herself from the guy.
Why you ask? Cause dude's father is alleged to
be one of the worst dictators in the world and that's a little
too much for our girl, Eve. The father allegedly
steals over 700 million dollars a year from his oil rich country while
the people exist on a dollar a day. He's been accused
of everything from murder to cannibalism.
He's even suspected in several attempted "suicides"
of his own brother. It's all pretty wild.

Diddy's Eye-watering List of Demands for British Radio Station

The New York Daily News lists celebrity jobs
before they were famous and 11 million dollar
necklace wearer, Sean Puffy Diddy Combs,
claims he used to clean toilets in a Mexican restaurant.
Eww. Didn't want to know that. The imagery is killing me.
In other Puffy news,
you know he's in Europe promoting his new record, Press Play,
so he's doing all the radio station rounds and he got
'em going crazy with his demands.
He asked for and got a bullet proof Maybach.
But get this, the car was too big to be
driven to his hotel entrance and they had to park it around
the corner. So what Puffy do? Demand a second car to
take him the extra 300 yards!
Then he had a hissy fit when he got to a radio
station and found food for him on plastic plates.
He refused to eat until china plates were brought in.
Then he demanded a castle for his record release party,
but had to settle on a palace. Oh boo hoo!
Oh yeah, and absolutely no Christal!

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Diddy Robbed in Ibiza

Puff claims an 11 million dollar necklace
was stolen from his rented villa in Ibiza.
Question:
If you got 11 mil to put around your neck,
why don't you own a villa in Ibiza?
And who leaves million dollar jewelry lying around, anyway?
Lil Kim got robbed, Trina got robbed, Nelly got robbed.
Puff just don't strike me as the careless type.
It's either an insurance job,
or somebody in his entourage is a thief.
At least he didn't get it snatched off his neck
like Chingy did back in 03!

Lil Wayne Arrested In Atlanta

Lil Wayne got arrested on drug charges
in Atlanta last night.
He was in Atlantic Station and that's all I heard.
I'll keep you up on it as I find out more.
Update:
So here's the deal.
Wayne was staying at the Twelve Hotel in Atlantic Station.
He called somebody from the front desk to his room for
whatever reason.
They seen his weed, they called the cops.
The End
Note to rappers: when you call a hotel employee to your room,
hide your weed. The sticky icky is illegal.

Monday, August 14, 2006

Ja Rule Sued After His Friends Scam Promoter

Ja Rule has some messed up friends.
You remember Ja Rule, right?
He was real hot stuff before 50 Cent made a mockery of
him and his rap career with his vendetta against Murder Inc.
Anyway,
now, Tough Luck Ja is being sued for $500,000 for
not showing up for a concert in South Korea.
At first Ja claimed he didn't show cause they didn't
pay him, but then he admitted they paid one of his "friends"
Fred "Nickels" Moore, only Fred never gave Ja the money!
So, one of his friends robbed him?
Dammmn!

Jay Z Getting Sued and Bouncing Checks

The designer of Jay Z's 40/40 club is suing him, claiming
Jay copied his style and didn't pay.
So What!
Did you know the 40/40 be bouncing checks?

Michael Saves Katherine and Joe From Foreclosure

Michael Jackson missed payments
on his parent's home, putting the Encino estate in
danger of foreclosure.
Had the Notice to Quit on gates and errthang!
At the eleventh hour Mike paid the note and the family home was saved.
Question: Don't all the adult Jackson children live on that estate?
They need to chip in on some bills!