I Forgot To Tell You

While I was reading that shitty article about Superhoe in Sister 2 Sister magazine, this chick kept making references to the fact that she dumped Lil Wayne to be with Darius. It came up because the incident with Darius running her over happened outside a recording studio because Darius is working on his debut cd. Anyway, Superslut kept saying stuff like, "If I wanted to be around the studio I wouldn't have dumped Lil Wayne for Darius" and "I could have stayed with Wayne if that was the life I wanted", trying to imply she skated on the hottest dude in the game for Eddie Winslow.

Just keep telling yourself that Karrine.

Mashona Dips on Her Dinner Bill

Don't ask, "Who Mashonda?" You remember, she's hip hop producer Swizz Beats estranged wife who, most recently, was batted around the blogosphere for accusing Alicia Keys of stealing her husband.

Anyway, perusing Crunk and Disorderly I came across this Mashonda tidbit...

Larry King's Bernie Mac Tribute

Remember This?

Back in March RWS did a post about an America's Next Top Model challenge where the girls had to do a "homeless" shoot and we pointed out the fierce transgender [chick?] who rocked the set and out glammed all the girls. Well baby [girl?] is back and this time [she's?] not just hanging around for atmosphere. Miss Thang is an honest to God ANTM cycle 11 contestant going by the name Isis. For Tyra's sake let's hope this transgender stunt works out better for her than the "I wanna work for Diddy" tranny is working out for him. They say while only 1.4 million viewers tuned in to see Diddy's real live transvestite, tranny impersonator, Tiffany "New York" Pollard, pulled 1.7 million viewers for her new show, New York goes to Hollywood.

If You Say So Sean

When asked by a New York Times reporter what Olympic sport he would excel in Sean Combs replied, "Who could have sex the longest. I think that's an event I can do well in. And probably who could stay up the longest. Just so you know, that's supposed to be funny," he added as an afterthought. "Even though I am serious."

Solange Handles Crazy Fan

Craziness happens at 3:24

Prime Minster of Turks and Caicos Announces Separation From LisaRaye

Turks and Caicos Premier, Michael Misick released this statement today:

“I am announcing that I am separated from LisaRaye McCoy-Misick. I am committed to dissolving the marriage amicably. I believe that this is a private matter and will have no further comments. I hope that our privacy will be respected”

And you want to hear something gulley? SOHH says they got the press release from Rocsi.

Must Be Nice

They say Kelly Rowland recently spent $360,000.00 on a night out with friends. Your girl picked up the tab for an open bar blow out in St. Tropez on August 8th. Kelly and 30 of her thirsty friends sucked up 50 magnums of $6,000 Dom Perignon, 24 bottles of Patron for $1,000 each and 10 bottles of $4,000 Louis XIII cognac.

Weezy Settles On Unpaid Jewelery

This one jeweler out of New Orleans was suing Lil Wayne because back in October of '07 Weezy copped a $138,000 diamond ring and a $32,000 gold-and-diamond necklace, but only paid the man $24,000.00 for the ice. See, Weezy and the jeweler had worked out a payment plan, but Weezy didn't stick to it so the dude sued his ass. Anyway, this past Tuesday [Aug 12] they reached an agreement and Weezy is supposed return the $138,000 ring and pay off the rest of balance sometime this week. And speaking of Weezy paying off his balances, they say he got a federal tax lien filed against him for owing $977,840.81 in income tax.

Solange Says

"I get asked about Beyonce all the time but I try and make fun of it. Sometimes I say she's not my sister. Other times I say I've stuffed her in my suitcase and sent it to Dubai. I have to have fun with it or I'll turn into Britney - shave my head and go totally crazy."

If You See Earl

Tell him he missed his pre trial hearing in Arizona on them four counts of possessing drug paraphernalia and that one count of marijuana possession, so the judge issued a bench warrant. So if you see him, tell him to stay out of Arizona. Mmmkay, thanx!

Kanye's New Video

Shout out to Icedotcom for the link

Michael Vick Might Be Playing For The UFL

The United Football League will run from August to November and directly compete with the NFL. There are only six teams, L.A., San Francisco, Las Vegas, Orlando, New York and Hartford. League commissioner Michael Huyghue said that they are "98 percent" sure that Vick will play in the UFL for their first season which starts around the same time Vick is expected to be released in 2009.