Plaxico Burress Fined, Suspended, Done For Season

The New York Giants on Tuesday fined and suspended Plaxico Burress for four games — the rest of the regular season — after he accidentally shot himself in the right thigh last weekend at a Manhattan nightclub. The team also placed him on the reserve non-football injury list, which means the wide receiver couldn't come back for the playoffs, either. The team punished Burress a day after he was charged with illegal-weapons possession, which carries a penalty of 3½ to 15 years in prison if he's convicted. Burress is due back in court March 31, unless he reaches a plea agreement.

The 44 year old female doctor who treated him the night of the incident has also been suspended for not reporting the gun shot wound to police are required by law.

Miss Cleo Trying To Make A Comeback

Fake psychic Miss Cleo recently sent out an email trying to gage public interest in her return to the public eye. The email reads in part: “Hello My Dears, first and foremost, HUGS AND KISSES!!!! I need a favor from each and everyone of you. My publicist is currently conducting an email campaign to gauge how the ‘public’ would receive my return to television. The show would focus on relationships. Your emails will be so VERY IMPORTANT to moving forward... Cleo describes her new effort as a cross between a talk show and a reality show like, "The Surreal Life" meets "The Tyra Banks Show".

The Show Must Go On

Even though Tina Turner was hospitalized the night before her sold out gig at Madison Square Garden with a high fever and had to be put on oxygen, she refused to postpone her show.

Beyonce Has Furry Pits

Gary Coleman Pleads No Contest

Gary Coleman has pleaded no contest to a disorderly conduct charge stemming from a September incident at a bowling alley. The 40-year-old former star of "Diff'rent Strokes" was ordered to pay a $100 fine in a Payson court Tuesday. He also pleaded no contest to a reckless driving charge, which will be waived if he doesn't have any other violations within a year.

Shanequa Is Somewhere Laughing

Rapper 50 Cent claims to have lost millions in the recent stock market crash. 50 says, "Pushing (the album) back was to position myself a little better. I've lost a couple of million dollars already. I sit with my investors and business managers and accountants, looking at the numbers and I'm like, 'Yo, the values of stocks in different areas are decreasing.' So I take loss like everyone."

Vlad Beasts The Paparazzi

If the rumors are to be believed, either Naomi Campbell is rubbing off on boyfriend Vladimir Doronin or blame the chick in yellow for instigating. Folks are claiming when Naomi and Vlad were kicking it on South Beach last week, the lady you see here in yellow waltzed over and told them they were being photographed, which apparently didn't sit too well with Vlad, because they say shortly after this picture was taken Vladdie stepped to the photog and punched him in the gut. TWICE!

William Balfour Officially Charged

Chicago police said today they have arrested William Balfour for the murders of three relatives of Oscar-winning actress Jennifer Hudson. Balfour, 27, has been in custody in Stateville Correctional Center on a violation of parole and was transferred to Chicago police custody today after they served an arrest warrant. He was then transported to the Wentworth Area, where he will be held pending approval of charges by the Cook County State's Attorney's Office.

PHOTOS: The Hudson family tragedy Timeline of the Hudson case

At a closed hearing last month, investigators presented evidence that Balfour had a gun matching the weapon used in the Oct. 24 slayings of Hudson's mother, brother and 7-year-old nephew. Balfour is the estranged husband of Hudson's sister, Julia. He was scheduled for another parole violation hearing on Wednesday.

Shaun Robinson Is On Naomi Campbell Status

They say the ruler of the United Arab Emirates, multi billionaire [as in 23 billion] Dr. Sheikh Sultan Bin Khalifa bin Zayed Al Nahyan, was totally smitten with Access Hollywood correspondent Shaun Robinson at the opening of the new Atlantis Resort in Dubai and rarely left her side the entire weekend.

A.I. Can Handle You and Two of Your Girls

According to one of my favorite message boards, the reason why Detroit Piston Allen Iverson missed practice with his new team last week may have had something to do with Flavor of Love hottie Deelishis. There have been several sightings of A.I. at the Detroit MGM Grand Casino, as well as at All Stars strip joint on 8 mile, but the night before he missed practice snitches claim A.I., Deelsishis and two of her girls were all over each other at the black jack tables in the high rollers section of the MGM and then slipped off for a foursome.

Don't Believe The Hype

If you heard that Bobby and Whitney were getting back together, don't believe it. Whitney Houston released a statement claiming the recently circulated rumor is a complete and utter fabrication. So, there.

Plaxico Burress Shoots Self With Unlicensed Gun

NY Giant Plaxico Burress, who last made it on Rhymes With Snitch for walking out on a $2000.00 bar tab after getting dissed by a chick, shot himself in the leg at a crowded night club in New York last Friday. Plax, who was already benched because of a hamstring injury and fresh off a suspension for missing a team meeting, was treated and released from New York Hospital-Cornell Medical Center. A league official said the bullet went through the skin and muscle tissue of Plaxico's right thigh but did not hit any major arteries, and that there were no broken bones.

Plaxico turned himself in this morning, and is expected to be charged with criminal possession of a weapon. Plax, who signed a five-year, $35 million contract extension prior to the season, also was involved in a sideline confrontation with coach Tom Coughlin during a game and has been fined multiple times. The Record of Bergen County reported last month that police responded to two domestic disturbance calls at the home of the star wide receiver in the past six months.

Naomi and Vlad Kick Back In South Beach

They say Naomi Campbell and her Russian billionaire boyfriend Vladimir Doronin had onlookers gasping as they openly kissed, groped and cuddled on South Beach in Miami over Thanksgiving weekend. Oh, and your girl was flashing a HUGE emerald surrounded by diamonds on her ring finger adding fuel to recent engagement rumors.

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