Oprah Will Not be Taking any DNA Tests

Did you hear the one about the 84-year-old man who says he's Oprah's real father and wants her to take a DNA test [click here if you missed that]?
Well Oprah heard it too and she's not buying it.

Monique's Parents Disappointed with Abuse Disclosure

Monique's brother went on the Oprah Winfrey show yesterday and apologized to Monique for touching her inappropriately when they were children, but not everybody is happy with Monique disclosing her abuse.

Raymone Bain is SOL

The trustees of Michael Jackson's estate just rejected a claim by Mike's former publicist Raymone Bain.

Lauryn Hill Sighting

A very lucid looking Lauryn Hill was photographed on the red carpet at the Tanzania Education Trust Gala & Reception the other night.

More pictures after the cut.

Next Stop on the Image Repair Train

Embattled pop star Chris Brown is headlining a Haiti benefit concert in his home state of Virginia next month.

No Charges in Jewel Case

The Fulton County District Attorney dropped voluntary manslaughter charges against the strip club manager who was fighting with Kandi Burris' ex-fiance when he hit his head and died. 

R.I.P

1 half of the rap group Gangstarr, Keith 'Guru' Elam, succumed to cancer on Monday April 19, 2010. His partner of seven 7 years, MC Solar, released a letter to fans and family written by Guru before he died.

Kelis Wants Her Marriage Over NOW!

Kelis wants out so bad she's asked to judge to terminate her and Nas' marriage as soon as possible and says they can worry about everything else later!

Trina Covers King...Again

After a short hiatus King Magazine is back on the racks with the tried and true. Now, considering how many times Trina's been on the cover of King in the past and the fact that the mag had to shut down for a while should have given them a clue to switch the hoes up a little. I'm just saying!

And speaking of men's mags posting the same old chicks, Stacey Dash is on the cover of Smooth after the cut.

Grace Jones is Sick of the Copycats

Everywhere you look there's a pop star channeling Grace Jones, and while imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, Grace is not amused.  

Brandy's Other Other Brother got a Reality Show

Brandy and Ray J have a half-brother that their father doesn't acknowledge named C-Dove. Long time Rhymes with Snitch readers remember two years ago when C-Dove wrote a song about how he wanted to kill Ray J [click here if you missed that]. Anyway, C-Dove posted a video asking Ray Sr. to take a blood test and introducing him to all his grandkids, well their pictures anyway. It's a real mess. 

Video after the cut.

Chris Brown in Flaunt Magazine

Ok, why is he trying to look so pitiful and what's up with that tail coming out from between his legs?

More pictures from Chris' Flaunt spread after the cut.

Rhianna's World Tour

Rihanna kicked off her 'Last Girl on Earth' world tour in Antwerp, Belgium the other night. More pictures, behind the scenes video and set list after the cut.

Good News for Monique

Her talk show got picked up for another season on BET.