Friday, January 02, 2009

All He Wanted Was A Blow Job

When Charles Barkley got pulled over for DUI last night, he told the cops the reason he ran that stop sign was because he was in a hurry to get a blow job from his passenger.

According to the officer who wrote the report, "He told me that he ran the stop sign because he was in a hurry to pick up the girl I saw get in the passenger seat. He asked me to admit that she was 'hot.' He asked me, 'You want the truth?' When I told him I did he said, 'I was gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job. He then explained that she had given him a 'blow job' one week earlier and said it was the best one he had ever had in his life."

101 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dis negro looks a sweaty mess....Any woman who will put her lips on him is sick.....EWWW

Not_An_Angell said...

LMAOOOO!!
Let's see how funny his wife thinks this is.

Yuxx said...

Thats real. Fuck his wife. She'll stay just like they all do when famous niggas cheat. What are her options?

kimmikimkim said...

Isn't that what he married Becky Sue for? He must be getting tired of her.

black daria said...

Kiss your commentary jobs goodbye...for the best blow job in your life.

Anonymous said...

good to see he's starting the new year on a high note. nothing like the truth serum i tell ya

Anonymous said...

Chuck, why were you in such a hurry?
(Next time?), take the time to enjoy 'the situation'.
How about a motel, some wine cooler...

Anonymous said...

WORST mugshot ever?

Anonymous said...

I tell ya. What folks won't do when your head game is on point!

Anonymous said...

i can smell the alcohol coming out of his pores just looking at this picture.

dalioness said...

It looks like he gave someone a blow job in this pic...I swear it looks like someone squirted on his face...EEEEWWWW!!

Anonymous said...

i see some one has been taking lessons at the Morgan Freeman school of driving!

Anonymous said...

^^^
morgan freeman school of driving...laughing my ass off!

snitch see what u done started!!!!!

808

Anonymous said...

If that's what is face is like, then I wouldn't be going nowhere near his dick.

However, I feel ya pain brother. Now your face and name are all over the internet all because you had blue balls.

Charles Barkley...how do you feel?

Anonymous said...

Thought thats why he married YT in the first place

pp_head said...

That's my nigger. That bitch much
give some good head to make him run the stop sign. LOL

vSu diVa said...

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Anonymous said...

Superhead wasn't available?

She's probably kicking herself that she wasn't around to get her hands (and mouth) on his "richard" and his money.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

see women? when your head game is tight, you can have a dude's head fucked up. now when we start to harness our power for good and not evil, that's how you get the ring on your finger and that big ass house you were eyeballing.

Anonymous said...

Men who buy rings and big ass houses still frequent prostitutes. Just ask all the wives with rings and big as houses, and husbands/Johns that have been busted for soliciting prostitutes.

Anonymous said...

vSu diVa said...
can't buy common sense!!! hey you guys, please take the time to visit my new blog at www.v.com...thank you!!!

12:00 PM

DAYUM BEYONDSENSE! BEYAWNSAY! WHATEVA! Did you even bother to ask? Don't see your name on the roster listed on the front. Wait till someone gives you the go ahead

Anonymous said...

Charles is sweating like John Mccain on election day.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

good point 12:19. i wouldn't be surprised if the head game of the wife is already good. i'm reading marvin gaye's biography (i highly recommend it to all) and it talks about his strange fascination with sex with prostitutes. the more i think about it, the more i believe that there is some kind of sick fascination with getting down with them. i know quite a few dudes that have gotten with them at least once and you'd be surprised at how moral and ethical those guys can seem.
and its funny that chuck told the cop the truth and they still took him in. hell, if he would have been in decatur, georgia the cop would have given him a freaking police escort to get his d*ck sucked. gotta love the south.

Anonymous said...

malika the m.i.l.f. said... i'm reading marvin gaye's biography (i highly recommend it to all) and it talks about his strange fascination with sex with prostitutes...

Listening to his music and reading his biography gives you insight on his struggle with "good" and "evil". His relationship with his father is key to his conflict.

Anonymous said...

tomorrow superhead is gonna say she was the passenger.

Vizion said...

@ Malika... u are so right..


the way to a man's heart is through bombass superduper head...

VOD said...

Oh Charlie. Don't you and other men realize that the thing that seems to control your actions the most is the same thing that will get you into the most trouble? Was it really that serious?

Looking at former governor Spitzer, maybe it is.

For the love of god, men..... control yourselves! Geez!

Anonymous said...

Politics 101-

Charlesie, Charlesie, Charlesie, after this incident you can kiss your political aspirations goodbye. You messed up when you told the police the truth about where you were "headed" (pun intended). Don't you know that politicians don't tell the truth about anything, especially when they are in the hot seat?

Anonymous said...

Has anyone seen pictures of Katie Cruise lips when she has a serious outbreak? These men that are so quick to get their heads blown off need to know them sores are also inside the mouth and then guess what? you hook up with the wrong person on the wrong day and your shit blistered up wonder how men be explaining shit like that to their wives? Can't tell me some of these superfreaks that be so ready not passing these diseases on - on purpose misery loves company and while you thinking what a nasty ho she is or they or whatever preference is yours, they thinking "I know what your thinking and you the fool and tomorrow your shit is gonna be bubbling over. What a stupid thing for him to tell a cop some of these negros with money and white women swear they are just above it ALL.

Anonymous said...

Keep your head up, Charles.

Anonymous said...

Anyone remember when "Sir Charles" did the deodorant commercial with Humpty (of Digital Underground)back in the early 90s? He was about 75 lbs. lighter and had some reason to be as arrogant as he is.

Those were the days.

@Malika- I wondered about that cuz one day I was getting budded out and my roommate just did his signal. I'm floatin so its like whatever, next thing I know his eyes are rollin to the back of his head and now he's paying off all kinds of debt so we can jump the broom by June! Bwahahahahaha.

Anonymous said...

If a sports league, such as the NHL, will fire an athlete for publicly calling an ex-girlfriend "sloppy seconds", they'll certainly terminate Sir Charles for DUI charges and the intent to solicit sex from a prostitute. The sports media world does not want bad publicity behind some stupid Negro's actions, and they definitely don't want women's rights activists all up in their tails like PETA was all over the NFL because of Michael Vick's transgressions.

Chicagorilla said...

Vizion

Off subject. You did your thing on that "Man Into Monster". I've seen Vakill destroy niggas on features.

SASSYONE said...

WHO SAID IT WAS A PROSTITUTE????? SHE PROBABLY HAS THAT NASTY WOMAN DISEASE.lmfao!!!!!!!!!!

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

charles barkley is known for being a bit of a douchebag. he's known for being honest and telling it how it is. seriously, even if he hadn't been caught, we wouldn't be surprised if he were rummored to be caught up in some mess. i think he'll skate. white people like him and that's all that matters.

Anonymous said...

LOL @ Morgan Freeman school of driving

Anonymous said...

I wonder when/if his sports analyst gig will be terminated. He can't discuss over the airwaves what other athletes are doing while he's caught up, too. For somebody known for running his mouth so much he should have been happy to be getting paid for it and just chilled out and kept collecting the paychecks.

Chuck, you really blew it this time. If they let you off the hook and keep your job, let this be the last time you mess up. A black man only gets so many chances in this world. Look at O.J.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

its one thing to get a dui, its another thing to kill 2 people. its gonna take a bit more for "the man" to go after chuck the way he went after vick, mj, and oj.

Anonymous said...

these comments having me laughing so hard i can't even see from the tears in my eyes. too much, y'all, too much. LOL!

ELove said...

Haven't read the comments yet BUT I WILL after I post this comment...

Hey BITCH!
How is your photo-shop skillz OR do you know someone who possess those skillz BECAUSE I WOULD luv to see a photo of the Queen-La (below) WITH the DUI-Chuck SWEAT...
THAT shit would be Priceless For Real ;-)

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ELove said...

@dalioness
Uh I know I'm late & everything but
R U a squirt-er ... just curious Sexxy-Lady LOL ;-)

Anonymous said...

RE: 12:19 Comment: I will take the ring, big ass house, extra spending cash and shopping sprees and he can keep frequenting prostitutes as long as he aint trying to sleep with me. I don't gives a damn. I will also date on the side. As long as my bills are paid and I'm vacationing all over the world. I will turn a blind eye. Just don't want him coming to me for any. I would have even driven him to get his dicked sucked, picked him up, driven him home and went about my business. Just finish paying my bills after hunney. Emotions are too overrated. Life is way too short.

Anonymous said...

^^^
NOW that's real talk for real

Anonymous said...

A black man with money, WOW!! Hey, you slave on the courts as long as he did I guess, after the games are over, whats left but Trick trick.

Anonymous said...

@ VOD, fuck you and who you run wit.

1. YOu must be a bitch.
2. You are jealous
3. You hate men
4. You wish you had bedroom skills.
5. You hate men and yourself
6. you are probably black
7. Go fuck yourself.

Most of the comments are from dudes - locker room talk. All that therapeutic/analysis garbage you can stick in your ass, but I am sure we would have to wait in line while you take your foot out your ass and put it where it belongs in your mouth.

Wild Safari said...

^^^WTF??? Chuck looks like a sweaty water buffalo. What chick hops into a car with a drunk married man and blows him around the corner?

A Ho.

I tell you what. Whatever the ckick thought she was getting from him, wifey is still at home spending his millions and waiting for her Vanessa ring.

Wild Safari said...

that was WTF @e-love's comment

Anonymous said...

Boy chuck loves and respects his white wife. That nigga couldn't handle a sista.

Anonymous said...

Oh I forgot Sunny Sue Barkley hasn't said anything to him in all these years.. Why start now.

Hello Kitty said...

ewwww

Anonymous said...

I want to know what his knob slobbing passenger looks like, how old she is, and how she got up the nerve to stick her face anywhere near this donkey's funky, hairy crotch. What a way to spend New Year's Eve.

V. Loren said...

HURRICANE BECKY BLOWS!!! LOL

Anonymous said...

5:42, You sound dumb as fuck!! What dude is gonna keep you around, cake you like yo pussy is gold and platinum, break you off so yo can travel around the world, just to drop him off to get head from some other tricks. If he cuts you out the picture he can get drunk and take cabs where he needs to go and keep his bread. And what do you think the dudes you dating on the side would be doing while you dropping off cake daddy to the hos houses? That's right getting mo pussy than the dude you dropping off. What dude need a high priced driver who aint giving up no pussy. It might be nice to day dream about but there aint no jobs like that. Damn some people are dumb ass fuck!!!! and 5:50 is even dumber for co-signing that dumb shit. Bitch get a job if you wanna b rich!!!!

Anonymous said...

dude looks like he got a dose of 'man milk' skeeted in his eyes. that's some nasty ish!! i saw a pic like this in a health class where people had std's that spread to their eyes and skin-but only the pics in the book looked even worse!!

*shivers*

Anonymous said...

..well he doesn't look intoxicated, wonder if they'll put this mugg on Inside the NBA on Thurs nite?

BETTYEJ said...

aSS HO'S like him make all the btothers look bad. He should have kept his mouth shut, now if he got small kids, they will have to live done his stupid behavior.

Anonymous said...

Supposedly he has issued a public apology, which is code for "I'm sorry. Please don't fire me. I don't want to lose my good paying TV job. I'm retired from the NBA and really could use the money. I promise not to do it again."

Anonymous said...

@5:42 I thought you kept it real... Years ago being married or being in a relationship meant being faithful. Now all these broke azz niggas with nothing but the clothes that the last stupid bitch bought them got the nerve to be picky. It's cool in a man's eyes to get "brain" all day but it's a joke to respect a woman, your relationship, or your vows. As long as there is someone around to suck it, it's all good. The problem is stupid fucks like 9:28pm that have no respect for themselves and and just want to piss in someone else's kool-aide for having some kind of self respect...Yeah, I said it you Bitch-azz nigga (because that's what the fuck you sound like, and a broke ass one at that)Having a job is what any grown ass man or woman should have anyway,fucker, just because your job comes with knee pads doesn't mean you should hate an 5:42 or 5:50...... BIATCH

Bee Gee said...

This nigga new name is "JOHN" BARKLEY.

I hear a lot of talk on here about husbands and fathers payin' for sex and it's real talk. The reality is most men that are men, probably think about sex all the time and the only thing separating men who go out and pay for pussy from men who don't is fear of consequence (legal, personal, health-risks) or a personal/religious conviction dat provides 'em da strength and wisdom to take they ass home and stay out da streets. Johns obviously don't have enough of either of those to conquer the lure of convenient sex for a couple o' presidents, or like as has been mentioned, dem niggas simply get off on dat nasty ass shit.

It's a real muhfuggin' shame when rich niggas like John Barkley, who obviously have da skrilla to do somethin' more clean and more safe to meet dat "need", still succumb to da lure of da streets. It's even more of a shame when da nigga has absolutely no regret about what he did, even when officer bacon pull'um over.

I often question and doubt if man was built to be with one woman forever, as da sanctity of marriage dictates (to most of society), because it's in man's nature to wanna explore or fuck damn near every pretty woman he sees. I'm not sayin' it as a cop out - don't miss me, but it's a real question to ask.

Why would a completely visual creature like man be created with da thought in mind dat he'd marry one woman and stick with her his entire life, when he's seemingly programmed to get hard dick at almost anything and errthing feminine? Again, not a cop-out because I know it can and has been done plenty, but muhfuggas use terms like "meant to be forever"...I wonder if dat was really da plan in mind when man was created, feel?

Women are left wondering "what da fuck did I do wrong? We do our thing in da bedroom and I thought our relationship was solid there...why would he go out and be with/pay for sex with another woman?" But dat's just it, men are never satisfied, and I'ont wanna hear it just being applied to Black men or no racist shit like dat cuz you see most of dem johns out there on tape and dem niggas come in all shapes, sizes, and colors. It's a male thing, period. Men are almost neva satisfied and as soon as you bust a nut, a short while later you ready to go again. Men don't seem to have been built to be satisfied with one woman, where as women seem to have da focus & devotion to really dedicate themselves exclusively to da man they love. Of course, plenty of women are built like men in dat they'll let err otha nigga put dem toes over shoulda, but generally speakin, u see what I'm gettin' at.

I sum da mindset of men up like this: As soon as a nigga marries da most beautiful woman in da world, they walk out da church togetha and who walks by 'em? Da most beautiful woman in da world...

There's no such thing to a man. So even rich niggas like Chuck who have "it all"...money, material things, da most beautiful wife/girlfriend in da world waitin' at home for him...even dat nigga is one decision from changin' his first name to "John".

Anonymous said...

Looks like Chuck ran out of luck.

Anonymous said...

@Bee Gee.... I can respect what you are saying and all but does anyone ever read the Bible, or believe in God at all??

Bee Gee said...

@1:32 - Sure, and I believe in God, but da Bible simply doesn't answer all of da questions I have. And I refuse to accept da typical offering dat "God didn't explain everything in da Bible" as an answer.

It's like with homosexuality. Many Christians go to the Bible to condemn homosexuals, but those same people will tell you that the world is going according to God's plan and he's in complete control. They'll also tell you dat homosexuality is a learned behavior and dat people aren't born dat way. Really? Well explain da nigga dat kills himself because he would've rather been anything than a homosexual and can't deal with being treated as an outcast in society. Explain dat to da homosexual nigga who common-sense-ably says "Out of all da things in life, why da fuck would I choose to be a homosexual?!?"

I think dat regardless of your upbringin', everybody should investigate and ask questions. I grew up in da church like a lotta people, but I'm a nigga dat thrives on common sense and a lotta christian beliefs simply don't make sense to me. I love faith but I fuckin' hate religion. Religion many times, closes niggas' minds and have 'em usin' da Bible only when it's convenient to them, like eatin' da good shit outta a salad n' leavin' da nasty stuff on da plate.

Ask questions.

Anonymous said...

"All He Wanted Was A Blow Job"





Girl, that's ALL any of us wants LOL.

Independent Progressive said...

Years of growing up being lead poisoned by the Cahaba River equals glassy-eyed foolishness and loose lips. TMI, Chuckie, TMI.

I don't believe he'll lose his commentator's job; after all, Marv Albert got busted as a cross-dresser who bites and nibbles on whores, and he's still on ABC, isn't he?

Chuckie's future as a commentator ain't what's in danger; it's his bid for Alabama governor that's finally kaput, if ever it was a real possibility, which I doubt.

Anonymous said...

to 12:28
a lot of times, a woman will get with a man, and ignore signs that he could be no good, and see only what she wants to see. it could be that barkley's wife didn't give him head. maybe if his wife gave him a bangin ass blow job every nite, he wouldn't be in the streets lookin for it. now, im not blamin his wife for his actions, but men like blowjobs and pussy. the best devotion you can do for your man is too keep yourself lookin sexy, to give him good head, good sex, and good food. don't get me wrong, there are the rare species of men that look for personality, attitude, interests, education and things of that nature. but unfortunately, most men want to get the goods.

Anonymous said...

Is there a "Driving While Stupid" charge?



'Cause Barkley seems to fit the criteria.

And yes, Independent Progressive, I agree that the people of Alabama can breathe a sigh of relief that this knucklehead has most likely disqualified himself for governor.

We've already seen the Barkley administration, anyway.

It was called Kwame Kilpatrick.

Anonymous said...

I'l never look at Charles "Sweaty Balls" Barkley the same.

Independent Progressive said...

ROFLOL @ a potential Barkley Admin = Skank Hip Hop Mayor KK. Talk about lousy, lowlife public servants. You're correct - one is enough - although there've been plenty of lousy pols since the beginning of our democracy.

Right now, IL Gov. Bangs Blago is giving Skank KK a run for his money - like Skank KK, Bangs is a lying piece of dung who in essence tells his constituents not to believe their lying ears, although the Feds have him on tape just as they had those text msgs with HH Mayor KK and his chick.

Round Mound of Rebound ain't have no chance of becoming Alabama governor anyway; he can't even verbally complete what might be a lucid thought during commentaries. He'll start out okay - you're following him well - then suddenly he loses the thread right in the midst of your comprehension, leaving you befuddled.

It's the lead poisoning, I'm telling you.

Anonymous said...

the best devotion you can do for your man is too keep yourself lookin sexy, to give him good head, good sex, and good food.


My ex husband didn't like any of this. Didn't like me dressing sexy, wouldn't let me give him head, we had good sex but only sporadically, and we shared meals less and less...

WAS HE GAY??

malika the m.i.l.f. said...
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malika the m.i.l.f. said...

beegee, i'm glad you said those things. to put my business out there, i live with my son's father and truth be told, i've given him the okay to do his thing in the streets as long as he's honest about it. i love the dude, but i know what he's capable of, and i know for a fact that if i told him to be faithful to me, he'd still screw around, he'd just lie about it. my homeboy kept telling me that i was crazy to let him screw around, but my homeboy was secretly screwing around on his girl. and she was devastated when the truth came out. my thing is, i'd rather be one of those women that knows what's up, rather than being the one in denial. i know where his heart is and that's what's important to me. i've seen some of the most holier-than-thou, straight ouf the church, pillars in the community, cheat on their women. as long as he's protected, as long as i don't hear about any std's, as long as i don't hear any mess about any other babies or any craziness like that, i'm cool. some men, whether women choose to believe it or not, are going to cheat regardless. my dude was with another chick when he hooked up with me (that's not something i'm proud of) and i often wonder if she would have given him the chance to do his thing rather than making him cheat, he never would have had to sit her down and tell her that ANOTHER WOMAN was pregnant with his first child.
i'm prepared for people to call me everything but a child of god (you wouldn't be calling me anything i haven't already been called), but i'm a grown woman and i prefer to deal in reality. i've been cheated on and lied to, and frankly if he's gonna screw around, i'm gonna give him room (at least for now) and ask for honesty. so i'm feeling you beegee. a few years ago, "forever" meant you were dead by the age 40. now people are living to 115. makes you wonder.

Anonymous said...

3:08 "that's all any of us wants."$15 dollars little man put that money in my hand. LOL

Anonymous said...

@ malika the milf

i guess i'll end up alone because of women like you who tolerate nonsense. i can't put up with cheating. hell i can't put up with a dude talking to me and another chic at the same time. i just feel like emotions are too deep to be played with and if you know i'm really feeling you, then be man enough to say you're not feeling me as much or you like the other girl more, so i can begin to kick your ass to curb.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

hell its all good. you'll be one of those chicks whose in her 40's with all of her damned cats, while i'm traveling the world with my family. i used to be like that. its cute. delusional, but cute. some women hold out and get what they want. but for many women, it simply doesn't happen. that is REAL TALK. the nature of relationships are that they aren't a fairy tale. years ago, women knew what it was. dudes weren't as trife and lying about what was going on or they at least made an attempt at hiding what was going on from wifey. now they're either lying about it or they're just cold-hearted and mean with how they treated their chick. the older i get, the more i understand how relationship REALLY happen, not what the fairytale is. good luck finding what you want. i got mine and i'm happy.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

and 12:02, learn to control your damned emotions. you won't get anywhere putting your heart and soul into every man you kick it with. that shit is just too damned draining.

Anonymous said...

@ malika

but i drive men crazy when i hold out. i'm only in my mid twenties, so i will get in a good lay way before 40, but there are good, passionate, deep men out there that want more from women, i believe in the law of attraction, my thoughts will bring him to me. your thoughts are that you live in REALITY so naturally the only reality you see is DOGS. i don't

Anonymous said...

quick question, if a guy hates you for what ever reason, and y'all don't talk or see each other for a year, then when he does see you, you are looking hot, does he still wanna screw your brains out, or will he be done for good with you because of the hatred he still harbors.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

1:31, you just said i was making it hard for women like you. hell, if you're working for you, more power to you. and 1:35, it depends on the guy. some guys may wanna talk, drink and screw, others may still be salty and observe you from afar but not say anything, other guys may want to fuck your brains out, but still hate you in the end and want nothing else to do with you so basically if you fuck him you end up looking like a desperate chickenhead. if he hates you, he's not worth it. look fly as hell for a dude that's going to appreciate it, not some asshole that's pissed for whatever reason.

Bee Gee said...

Malik-lik. Tks for sharin', girl. I like ya style. It's a shame when real women have to deal with certain situations, but I bet dat you get da drama-less brotha dat you deserve, or maybe one day, ya man will get fed up wit da bullshit and fully commit.

1:35 - Only answer to ya question is: It depends...On a lotta things. Some niggas will go da vendictive route, if you let'um. Some niggas will not even let you see'um lookin' atchu. Some niggas will be completely led by da dick and forgive u in hopes of spankin' datass. Kind of an open question, so it depends on if he really hates you and what he hates you for. I've been in dat sort of situation where a sista told me she hated a nigga guts because I was bein' honest about mah lack of feelings for her. I saw her quite a bit after dat and she had complete disregard for me, not dat I was bothered by it. Few months later, we see each other at a wedding and I don't know if it was cuz a nigga had his Denzel on or da sista I was with, but she caught me on da side and let me know in so many words dat she was sorry and wanted to do things mah way. Women handle shit differently tho, cuz there's usually a lot more feelings at play.

Anonymous said...

I don't know what type of marital arrangements Sir Charles has or thinks he has, but being in an "open", or adulterous, marriage where people feel they are free to do as they choose (and even discuss it with their mate), there is still lots of room for dishonesty, just like in any other marriage.

People will put limits on what or how much they will share with their partner(s). I don't believe they will be honest all the time. From where I sit, if you can't be faithful, you can't be honest.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

beegee, at this point in my life i'm cool with my situation. some other people wouldn't be. like i said, i can deal with a lot of crap as long as folks are honest. that's just me. i've had dudes that seem like they're so into the church or whatever, yet they were trying to holler at me with the wifey and kids at home. if you have an HONEST conversation with a lot of women, they'll tell you that they know their man is going to roam, they just want to know that his heart is at home. most women married to big celebs and athletes know that they get down with other women. as blunt as chuck is, i'd bet money that his chick knows what he does when he's away. you have to be okay with yourself and really know and trust your dude. i don't know if i'd marry into a situation like this, but i don't trust most men not to cheat. if he does step out, i'd prefer to know. like you said beegee, there's an innate sense in men that makes them wanna roam. that doesn't mean that they don't love their chick.

Anonymous said...

^^^funny how that same logic somehow doesn't apply to women. If said woman was doing the same she would be called a homewrecker by the women and a whore by the men. Think about it.

Anonymous said...

I thought i was the only one who thought sir charles couldn't hold a coherent thought let alone speak articulately on t.v.

As for me, nothing is scarier than doubting yourself. the men i thought were good initially ended up being bad then ended up seeming good again. at this point, i don't trust my instincts, myself, or my actions. I'm seriously taking a break from all these emotions and I'm learning to put it all in control cause it is draining when you can't control them. i don't believe in love anymore.

Anonymous said...

Malika,

I'm always amazed by women who make sacrifices like that for love, but you met him when you knew he had a girl so I guess you guys started in that sort of quandry. Would he be okay if you met a dude you were interested in?

Topic.
Charles Barkley has always been ridiculously disrespectful to his wife. Last year, it was revealed that he had a gambling problem and he revealed that his wife wanted him to stop. His response was it's my damn money. No one is going to tell me what to do with my money.
I have always dislike Charles Barkley because he's so dumb. What's worse is he revels in his stupidity and wants to share with everyone. The only thing I agree with him on was his view on gay dudes in the league - which was surprisingly progressive for such a retard.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

yeah, he'd be okay if i met a dude. i've driven his car on dates with other dudes and he gave me the key. i didn't know he was in a serious relationship when we met, but by the time i found out, i loved him. more than anything, with age, i've learned that relationships aren't always just black and white. sometimes you just have to say "screw the world" and do what makes you happy.

Anonymous said...

Malika, you are in the type of relationship you're in because you apparently think that's as good as it gets--that is that is all you deserve. What type of example are you setting for your son? I'm sure you and your man got love for each other but I dont' think you are in love. You all sound more like swingers than a committed couple. Real talk. Plus you started out cheating. Any one that cheats WITH you will cheat ON you.

Anonymous said...

8:22PM
that is definitely not a relationship. that's called a mutual understanding. I would hope that my man would at least give a damn if I'm creeping with another dude and not hand me the keys to get to the other man's crib(what the hell?)

Now I'm not saying that men don't cheat but he shouldn't be making a habit out of it either. he should be cheating cause he just so happen to be so seduced,attracted to, and falling for the other hoe.

if he's making cheating a habit then you are settling for less. y'all should just be friends with benefits and call it a day, cause that is not a relationship.

only in our generation is black white, and up down, dang it's like nobody wants to face the truth anymore.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

its 2009 now. like i said, i like honestty. he and i are 2 consenting adults that feel that right now, dating around is what's in the cards. this what i do with him, with another guy i'd probably do something else. i don't consider myself as settling, if i really wanted out, i'd bounce. if he didn't want me to be with other dudes, he'd say it. if i didn't want him to be with other women, i'd say it. women get too caught up in their girlfriends telling them that they're settling and that their dude is no good. he and i go day to day rather than just forcing things because the outside world tells us we should. i don't introduce other dudes to my son and he doesn't introduce chicks to our child. the streets is the streets and home is home. ask a woman in her 40s or 50s who's been married for a long time if she thinks or knows that her dude has ever strayed. most (not all) of them will admit to knowing that they creep on occassion. beegee just professed about the complications of being expected to be in a monogamous relationship, all i'm saying is that i'm aware of the pressures and right now i'd prefer to do what he wants just be honest about it. and its brought me far more peace than chasing down some dude who's lying about who and what he's doing.

Anonymous said...

Way to boost TV ratings, Chuck!

Debo Blue said...

This is social studies at its rawest. Thanks for the laughs folks:-)

Anonymous said...

@Malika,

hhhmm...

Do you plan on forgiving yourself?

Does your babies father remind you of your dad?

If so, are you trying to "save" your baby's father through your dad?

What would it take for you to realize that you're better than that?

How do you feel about yourself overall?

V. Loren said...

After looking at this picture, I lost my appetite for breakfast. he looks like hot-FUG on a fryin' pan.

malika the m.i.l.f. said...

I LOVE MYSELF. my son is happy, safe, and healthy. my son's father actually helped me to see that i'm a beautiful person and i'll always love him for what he's done for me. of course i feel bad about what happened, but i can't spend the rest of my life beating myself up for up it. as crazy as it sounds, we had a baby and it was meant to be. i was with my ex for 10 years and never got pregnant once. dude was with his ex for 4 years and no pregnancy. it was a part of the master plan, all i can do is accept it and move on.

Choco said...

That's a damn shame he makes himself looks soooo phucking stupid, admitting to illegal intentions, not caring enough about his home life to be discreet and thinking his wife aint messing around on him...Very bad look Charles I can't stan for you anymore!

Anonymous said...

He so fat, how that bitch see his dick from up under all them stomachs he got anyyyywaaaay. Daaaumm she MUST be talented to find THAT lil pee cock lol. He look so gross ewwwwwwwwwwwww. I hope she gittin paid for that

Chic Noir said...

beegeeMen don't seem to have been built to be satisfied with one woman, where as women seem to have da focus & devotion to really dedicate themselves exclusively to da man they love. Of course, plenty of women are built like men in dat they'll let err otha nigga put dem toes over shoulda, but generally speakin, u see what I'm gettin' at.
Um we fight it too Beegee. It's just that unlike men, most of the opposite sex don't appeal to us. It's really a small group of very good looking men, who make most women druell. We you are around that type of true alpha male, your entire body comes alive.

Also the very real threat of male violence if caught keeps women in check.

Chic Noir said...

deeboo blue- that's a cute baby.

Anonymous said...

So instead of calling a BJ a "Lewinsky" (a la Monica) do we now call it a Barkley?

Anonymous said...

Malika honey you ain't settling you're getting exactly what you deserve. you say your happy and all but you cant truloy be happy knowing you went through all the trouble to steal him away from someone who cared for him and you couldnt make him love you enough to stay not stray. you were a man-stealin tramp of the other woman now the shoe is on the other foot on a permanent basis. dont lie and say it feels great just cause he doesnt care if you do otha dick cause it doesnt and you know it. he hands you the keys? please. that nigga doesnt give a damn about you. you just in-house convenient doormat sex he can wipe his feet on when hes through tramping through the mud with them other hoes. please dont fool yourself into knowing your son wont find out what whores he has for parents. even if you all dont tell him family and friends will. yawl go ahead and "stay together" cause no decent person would have neither one of yawl.

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