Back in 2009 R Kelly promised to write a memoir exposing the good, the bad and the ugly parts of his life [click here if you missed that].
Welp, he left out the bad and the ugly...
According to insiders R. Kelly's new book, 'Soulacoaster: The Diary of Me', leaves out any mention of Aaliayah and their short lived marriage, the accusations about his penchant for younger girls and his trial for child pornography.
R. Kelly recently canceled his book tour because of a medical emergency.
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Such a talented guy.....to bad he can't stop dicking down young girls.
no mention of Aaliayah...robert is wild. He should have never wrote anything to begin with....this behavior is the main reason he in trouble now. Some business dont belong in the street....I know his old school mama taught him that.
@2:50
Or pissing on them.
It's alright Kells. We all know you're a pervert with sick fetishes.
He's left out the the only things people will actually want to read.
I won't be buying unless he's more open about his pissing antics.
lol @ "pissing antics"
i'm surprised david ritz wasted his time with the book if kells didn't want to open up. dude did marvin gaye's biography and i guess he spoiled me since then. "divided life" is probably one of the top music biographies ever. anyway, i'm with the others, i wouldn't touch the damn book if he's not man enough to mention the good (or bad) stuff.
He and Woody Allen both need to drop dead.
Yeah, I coulda told you he wasn't going to make any admissions that would make him look bad... {sips bitter tea}
Yeah, real interesting.
anyways yall i have been trying to shit for like 4 hours. my stomach is upset and my farts smell the the contents of a cadaver's stomach but still no turds are launching out of my anus. i thought i should take some pepto bismol. any other suggestions because i am going out tonight and i need to shit and shower---in that order. i'll shit, wait about 30 minutes so any shit residue can seep out my booty so if i pee and wipe my puss then ass no shit will be on the tissue.
i wish i could doo doo. i really do.
and that explains the cancelled tour--no one wants to hear it and as for the Aaliyah (RIP) situation I'm not interested and the underage sex I already saw it for myself ---just work on that CD Robert
R.Kelly dont need to talk about that shit. I love his music. I think he's one of the greatest r&b singer of all time. Everything else (sex tape with an underage girl etc) I dont defend none of that. As far as him being a musically genius, he owns that.
@4:13pm aka Puccy oil
Really, was all that necessary? Well since you asked though try prune juice. Better yet, stay home and let the prune juice take care of business so you don't have to worry about any embarrassing mishaps being out tonight.
@4;13 you are full of shit, BAWAAAAAA
@2:53 PM After Aaliayah passed away her family had their lawyer to serve R.Kelly papers that if he talks about her in any way they will sue him big time.
@4:13
Try some stool softners @ Walgreens and drink plenty of water or just get an enema.
@2:53 I can believe that. I wouldn't want my daughter's image/memory tarnished by P. Kelly.
LOVE ME SOME R,KELLY-JOE-AVANT EVERYDAY ALL DAY.
4:13 PM
Eat a Matador Flamin' Hot Snack Stick. You WILL be shitting 5 hours later.
413 drink some M.oM milk of magnesia and water the more water the Moe do do's. O.t, Kelly's only want y'all to know bout the hoes back stage....
"the more water the Moe do do's"
Lol !!!
Eat a Matador Flamin' Hot Snack Stick. You WILL be shitting 5 hours later.
7:05 PM
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Mmmm, sounds tasty...
@2:53 PM After Aaliayah passed away her family had their lawyer to serve R.Kelly papers that if he talks about her in any way they will sue him big time.
5:04 PM
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How can a person be sued for discussing their own personal life with someone they married? Oh, maybe it was because she was a minor.
Of course he wasn't gonna talk about no real shit in the book. Example: he gave Aaliyah an STD that nobody knew about, he won't talk about beating down his ex wife Andrea constantly. He won't talk about his own DL activities he had going on in the Industry. I bet you he didn't write about Ciara getting caught sucking his dick in the studio when she was recording her debut album. Again Robert is not gonna reveal the real shit in that book.
It's gonna be a pop up book...hell he should talk about how he got a nine in peetus and can't fcuk for sh!t!!! lol
@ 10:44, I DIDN'T KNOW THAT info (about the STD that he gave Aaliyah, NOR HIM and CIARA), but THE REST of what you said about ROBERT, (UNFORTUNATELY), IS TRUE!!
Okay 10:44 PM, spill honey SPILL. You gots the tea we want. What happened between Kells and Jay-Z? Was it about Aaliyah?
I wonder if the Pied Pisser left out the parts about his poor hygeine and illiteracy?
4:13 PM, I hope your funky butt stayd home and took a laxative last night. Did you hear about the man that pulled a gun on his neighbor, because the neighbor farted in front of his door in an apartment building? http://www.interaksyon.com/article/36033/new-jersey-man-points-gun-at-neighbor-for-farting. There's more to that story, but still. I'd hate for you to get hurt by someone over your gastric discomfort. Also check out ifarted.com.
It wasn't Ciara it was Keri Hilson... you know that song that they have "sex that we're having here" or whateva it's called but i dunno if that's true but all i know is he's gross...
@12:59PM The song is titled number one-@8:26PM You are so right it was because she was underage and they ran off without her family knowing that they were in love and when they got back that's when the shit really hit the fan.
He is a functional illiterate, so who is his ghost writer, anyway?
I heard this book was a scratch and sniff. Scratch the cover, it smells like pee.
bwahahahahhahahah
@4:13 PM You do know that you could have called your local pharmacist and asked this question? Anyway, R. Kelly is a sick pervert. I got a real strange vibe about this guy when he married an underage Aliyah back in the day.
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